This movie was unfunny shit

This movie was unfunny shit.

This movie is one of the funniest ever.

You have to weigh under 300lbs to appreciate it.

nah mate

t. nigger

t. numale

reddit out

>this liberal propaganda

Fucking bullshit cuck tier movie

This scene was probably the only bit that wasn't super funny. But they made up for it with tits

Tldr
>op is a trolling fagget

Can't you see this man is a ni?

>farts xd
>dude rayCISts are dumb bbc lol
kys reddit

This thread is going places.

haha hey, friend! How did you know I was from there? You must be physchic or something haha LOL! Anyway if you want to skype my handle is VisibleBronies, I get the feeling we're going to be the best of pals!

this is me just so you know who you're talking to, can you handle my sexiness? lol JKS ;)

>look mom i said nigger am i tough yet
>n-no i'm not a problematic racists blacks are so smart and have big dicks pls like me
You have to go back reddit

>being angry about a particular website
>being angry because one or more visitors at this website are suspected of frequently visiting the aforementioned website

Here's how it is, friendo. You're not going to like it, but all I offer is the truth.

You can not stop the oncoming tide of what you perceive to be "le randum post-millennial newfag summercancer tourists" from coming to this site. Or any site. Or any nation. Ever. Our numbers are too strong.

What you CAN do, however, is this. You can take a giant step back from yourself and ask, "all this crying about the past, all this whining about the present and all this despair for the future - does it make me a genuinely happy person? Does my knowledge of the idiocracy enlighten me? Does it hold me and reassure me on a cold night?"

Chances are, everyone who desperately clings to the "good old days", the answers to these questions probably aren't what you would refer to as "positive". Chances are, you probably fucking HATE yourself. Why don't you do something that distracts you from your smug, arrogant self-righteousness, for a change?

Take up a hobby. Take a walk. Lift. Oh, you'd be surprised how much better you feel, after a few weeks of doing a nice, light weights program to get those joints and muscles moving.

Maybe then there'd be less of you insipid, whining cunts making posts like this.

We are memes. We are fun. We are the NEW Sup Forums.

I'll bet you're a ni

Gosh OP, you use your tongue prettier than a $20 whore.

You've never seen this movie before, have you?

is this pasta?

>AHAHAHAHHA he holds the gun to his own head this is literally sooo randum. liek me
>look how he played those stupid drumpftards
Back to redd

Said I didn't like the scene

Continues to quote said scene like I said it was the greatest
Scene ever

damn dude, you're triggered as fuck.

How much have you had to drink friendo?

>The cake
>IS A BOMB AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
reddit it is

I have to laugh every time I see somebody criticizing great movies made for us normal people who actually leave our house to interact with other normal people. Fuck these autist cunts in their fedora-wearing asses. It's like some unwritten rule in their pathetic notebook that they have to be miserable at everything, that the world is "shit" and everything they hear or see is "shit" and the agenda of everyone is "shit".

We get it. We watched that South Park episode, too. You have Asperger's Syndrome. Now drink some whisky, lighten the fuck up and seek help for it. You're not the only one in that boat, bucko.

WE rule this board, now. WE decide who's cool and who's not. You rock spiders clinging to the Sup Forums of the past? The ones that yearn for Bela Tarr marathons while you lick Dorito crumbs off of your fingers and weep for "being born in the wrong generation"? You're archaic. You're ancient fucking history. You've been left behind.

Come out of your basement, you cave-dwellers. Come and celebrate the new millennium by watching some Mel Brooks films with the rest of us. It's the present year and we have cake. Even though it's a lie.

>AHAHAHAHAHA They all stand up in church
>JUST TO AGREE WITH EATH OTHER OH MY GOOOOOOOOD
walks like reddit talks like reddit. is reddit

>THE GROWNMAN HAS A BATHTOY HAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHHAHA
Seriously is there anything funny about this movie except feeling edgy because it says nigger?

Has anybody ever tried cooking with their own semen?

About a month ago I got adventurous and decided to fap into the frying pan, using my semen in place of little extra butter I usually put in the pan when I'm grilling grill'd cheese.

I didn't notice much difference in flavor when I tried it, although it definitely didn't taste any worse.

Last night, however, while in the process leading up to grilling two sandwiches for lunch for myself and my sick mother, I noticed my neighbor's 13 year old daughter changing in the yard next door (our window sort of faces out into the neighbor's yard, the suburban layout of our community is somewhat strange), presumably after getting out of the pool. I got the urge to fap and decided to incorporate it into my cooking again in secret.

My mother did seem to notice a difference in flavor for the better - I nonchalantly told her I used a different butter, which in it's essence wasn't entirely a lie, I just didn't specify it was my nut butter. I'm not about to outright lie to my mother.

I consider myself a respectable man of principles, you know.

Glad somebody said it.
Some parts were okay but most parts were horrible

I drink lots of vodka. That cleans out my system, and even cleans my teeth (I haven’t brushed in years, and haven’t had a cavity since).

I also eat a liverwurst sandwich pretty much every day – to counterbalance the effects the vodka has on my liver. I make my sandwiches on seeded rye (because it’s the healthiest bread), with mayo (because eggs are the best protein; I use kewpie, because the msg makes it taste better), coarse mustard (good for the white blood cells), zucchini pickles (because they taste good), and a bunch of baby spinach (just for filler; it could honestly be left out).

I also eat a lot of canned fish (mostly sardines, but also the occasional fancy smoked oysters) on saltines. They give you all your essential amino acids, and provide a nice opportunity to try out various hot sauces, which are generally very low in calories, while high in flavor and immensely prodigious to healthiness.

Aside from that, I drink large amounts of water (anywhere between ice-cold to slightly chilled) every day, always through a straw, and sometimes with a lemon wedge.

To each their own, I say, but I’m just shy of 30 and am doing better than most of you.

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I never understood the appeal

it felt like robin hood men in tights before it existed

t. -23 year old

>he bumps his head
>TWICE pls upvote xdd
Uhm wrong website

>he almost choked on his candy and i couldn't breath either
>BECAUSE I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD
Ooooookay reddit

Spaceballs and Young Frankenstein are my favorites, but Blazing Saddles has its moments.

I feel like I should make some time to watch all of Mel Brooks' movies. I vaguely remember High Anxiety and Silent Movie, and History of the World Part I, but I've never seen the original Producers, and I've only just now heard of Twelve Chairs and Life Stinks as I look up his filmography.

I suppose Dracula: Dead and Loving It would fit the theme for this month, especially after watching the older Dracula films (and since the plot draws heavily from the 1931 Bela Lugosi version)

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in my day, kid, this was funny. But old jokes are
old, so you're going to except not to get it all.

There's nothing to get. It's still funny. OP is just a child. When I was young, I didn't find it funny either because I didn't understand shit because I was immature.

I'm 22 and laughed my ass off.

But then again it's Sup Forums so fags will always troll and scream Reddit while providing no real discussion.

there is literally no way you're a male

This. Blazing Saddles is funny as fuck. OP is just a retard.

or a white man that doesn't hate himself

>I'm 22

Get out.

18+

>Mongo only pawn in game of life

This is the most Russian post in history

>tfw she did a ton of porn
>tfw it was all burned by accident
Fuck.

OP is trying so hard with the damage control. Kek poor guy

when do you think you are?

>This is what leddit fags legitimately believe