Step 1: ask a 34 year old kissless virgin anything

Step 1: ask a 34 year old kissless virgin anything.
Step 2: feel better about your own pathetic life.

Are you too scared to kill yourself or do you actually have something to live for?

Neither. But I have stuff I like to do. Also, beer.

Do you use drugs?

i dont feel better.... i mean being without a girl isnt that bad at all

i was in the same situation as you, i was 25... so i decided to find a gf on tinder... after a while i found a very cute girl... she became my gf... (she still is... 2 years later)

but i mean often i think it would be so nice to be alone again... its so quite... you can do whatever you want... yyou dont have to listen to boring stories... and i mean sex is nice... but in the end i would still prefer to masturbate...

Good answer. Serious question: i have a friend who's going on 24y/o virgin. Should i just pay a whore to slob his knob before it becomes too big a deal in his mind and he just never does it?

don't worry I'm 48 and I haven't even kissed a girl yet so it's not over for you

FUCKING THANK YOU.
Masturbation > Sex. every goddam day.

Did you make this in pivot?

No. Used to smoke a joint now and then but stopped.

Yes.

>How tall are you?
>How much do you weigh?
>How big is your cock? (No homo)
>Do you have a sex drive or just don't give af?

buy a hooker for fuck sake...

Why? Are you that fat?

Hooker sex is pretty unsatisfying TBH. Fucking my wife is better. I still fuck hookers sometimes, though.

Don´t stress it bro. Just start listening to Jordan Peterson. Wait half a year and maybe you won´t feel like a loser at all.

>kissless virgin
>Fucking my wife is better

you fucking retard...

>>How tall are you?

180 cm.

>>How much do you weigh?

72 kg.

>>How big is your cock? (No homo)

Like 15 cm.

>>Do you have a sex drive or just don't give af?

I have sex drive but I don't get any.

Shit personality.

Fucking wanker

At this point in your life you aren't missing much. Enjoy what's yours being all yours and pity to breeders who spend their days fighting, running stupid errands for bullshit and worrying about every stupid thing you can imagine. You got it good bro, jacking off makes life so much easier.

Is it the same guy posting this thread every day or are there enough kissless virgins on this site who are exactly 34 years old to ensure it's continuously posted around the clock? At this point I would literally believe both.

How do you live without a gf OP ?
I am a 25 years old perfect virgin too

Ugh, if you don't look like absolute shit just get a hookup app. Your personality doesn't matter that much for a one off.

I'm not OP you faggot. I'm just pointing out that the other user's advice to hire a hooker isn't that great. Or do you want me to hijack the thread with hooker stories?

Dubs for hooker stories

then fuck off, why the FUCK would you reply when im talking to OP you fucking retard.. HOLY SHIT

Wait so let me get this straight

You are:
> Tall
> In decent shape
> Got a decent sized cock (depending on where you live above average)
> Have a sex drive.

How can you still be a virgin I would kill for those things

> 170cm
> 100 kg (Granted about 20kg of that is muscle)
> Like 14 cm (so pretty even there
> Got sex drive but serious mental issues with sex due to childhood stories

But I do have a great personality though which works if you want a relationship with a decent looking chick.

I look below average. And I used Tinder. And Tinder requires certain conversational skills as well. If you are witty or eloquent or have humour, you have much better chances. I have none of that.

>be me, in hong kong for business
>take a look around wan chai at night
>"velvet curtain" clubs everywhere
>staffed by filipinas on entertainment visas
>go into wildcats and sit down with four girls
>overpriced beer for me
>even more overpriced lady drinks for them
>hear their sob stories
>no money and no work in philippines
>come to hong kong to try and make cash
>supply of bargirls far exceeds demand
>lucky to get one customer in two weeks
>not really making much money
>one hasn't fucked in HK or fucked for money yet
>calls herself a "hong kong virgin"
>got a daughter back in philippines though
>want to take two of them back to hotel
>they talk me up to taking all four
>get substantial bulk discount over individual price
>they change into something less slutty
>taxi back to hotel, take them up to my room
>they're impressed, especially by the view
>(happy valley racecourse just across the road)
>they take selfies in room they can't afford
>I shower, they shower, they see me at full attention
>one of the more experienced ones: "Wow! Is that fake?"
>me: "No, it's real. Why?"
>her: "Because I've never seen an Indian with a huge dick before!"
>fuck you, I want to believe I have a merely average dick
>they all suck my dick, feels good man
>fuck three of them one after the other
>have to change condoms in between
>why do asian girls insist on changing condom?
>would be better if I could freely switch back and forth
>they're OK but not really into it
>want to fuck the "hong kong virgin"
>she doesn't want to
>her friends talk to her in filipino
>they convince her to do it
>fuck her for a while, best pussy of the group
>back to blowjobs
>joke about their dick-sucking skills
>tell one of them that another one sucks better
>she apologises and puts in more effort
>cum in former "hong kong virgin's" mouth
>she swallows
>they dress and leave to go back to their bar

Fake it till you make it.

I assume you do not meet a lot of females in your daily life? like you just go from work to home and back ? no hobbies ?

Rather solitary hobbies. Sports (climbing / bouldering, running, cycling, gym), cooking, reading, video games.

What was your life like in highschool? *how the fuck are you 34 and never kissed a girl*

You're not a bad build user. Cock is a little small but manageable with "love." What's your deal? Awkward at conversation? Fugly?

I'm a kissless handholdless dateless virgin too, and turn 34 next week.

The main reason for me is that I was fundamentalist for a long time, though.

>What was your life like in highschool?

I was very much focused on getting good grades. Had no close friends but was good enough with the popular crowd to get invited to parties (due to mutual liking of heavy liquor)

>What's your deal? Awkward at conversation? Fugly?

The first more than the second.

> Little small
> 15 cm

Dude 14 - 16 cm dick is about average in most countries... Stop spending so much time on Sup Forums/porn websites.

Did you choose to remain a kissless virgin because all the females in your childhood tried to torture you, with their subtle feminine ways, into being a neurotic suicidal effeminate mess?

No. What?

Well thats why Im a kissless virgin even tho Im quite good looking and I have a fit body and a dick as large as my palm. Its like submitting to female influence when I havent done so during my childhood torture if I sleep with a woman.

Go see a psychologist.

Sorry user but 180cm and 72kg its perfect. the weight for that tall and the age is 73kg. the problem here is the personality of OP maybe, I don't know

Have you learned to somewhat enjoy being alone and are afraid that if you ever do hook up with someone it will be worst than you thought?

I dont trust them. Theyll want to domesticate me and fuck my mind up as much as women under the guise that they are healing me.

OP here. I am not happy with my body. Despite going to the gym regularly, I still look like shit.

I feel the same but then when my gf is away I want the sex. but when she's with me and I have sex everyday sometmes I come harder just jacking off.

22 virgin too here. I gave up when I was 19-20 years. Never talk to women again for that purpose anymore. I realized that I'm not good at it and I do not feel comfortable with it. Of course there are girl I like but I don't try to get sex or a relationship. Obviously it bothers me sometimes but you also feel very free. I never had a girlfriend before, so, I'm nobody to say if it's better to have one. but this is what I can say on my side.

That's fine, especially for 34 years. Work on your personality. Appearance is 100% not your problem.

That's a pity because appearance is the easy part.

rent a hooker

>fundamentalist
of what? Virginity?

bump

You are a wizard (4) already, lol

Exactly the same you , after 3 attempts i just gave up and admitted that i am fated to stay alone for the rest of my life , before that, i used to feel sad and anxious, but i am way better now , i don't try anymore , i don't have any regrets i have accepted that i will never find her, she doesn't exist and will never be , so why even bother my self ? Also i have a shit personality , so i have no chance to find someone who can bear it