Ok user you have 3 wishes!! What will be your wishes?

Ok user you have 3 wishes!! What will be your wishes?

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Can I wish for more wishes?

>8” fat dong
>a money bush that's easy to care for
>the ability to get a full nights rest in 30min

>Ok user you have 3 wishes!! What will be your wishes?

1. All Jews dead
2. All niggers dead
3. Five million dollars

Can I get dubs

>a waffle
>another waffle
>a waffle with ice cream

First: get 100 billions dollars
Second: no need to piss for the rest of my life
Third: Obtain a 6yo girl that is visible only to me and she can't get past that age

1. Become a god
2. I am a god
3. I can do whatever the fuck I want

>Make everybody Futa
>Make everybody furfag
>Make everybody love me
Enjoy the sex

1. I wish none of my wishes will have negative consequences
2. I wish that are no rules on what I can wish for
3. Unlimited wishes.

I just need one
I wish to be happy

Infinite supply of all cryptoshite coins
Gains
A radar to find magic lamps in the world

>Give me an inhumanly large dick
>No, even BIGGER than this
>Die from lack of blood after getting first erection before I make my third wish

Wtf ever my wife wants.
Wtf ecer other friends and families wants.

A giant bunker to shitpost from.

1) Straight dick
2) Loving GF
3) A billion dollars

the secret is that if your genie says you cant wish for more wishes, wish for more genies.

Right in the feels.

Sorry user. With a shit attitude and medication tho you can zombie through life less misserable.

Its not much better.

But it IS better.

Gl out there user. The worlds a bitch

>gf (hot)
>Infinite money
>Not be a depressed Sup Forumstard user

i just want dubs

1: I want all other user's wishes to be nullified.
2: I wish no other anons get any further wishes.
3: I also want a coke.

>I wish I can do whatever I want when I want with no consequences.
>wish I can live forever without aging or feeling pain until I choose myself when I want to die
>save the last one for later

Thanks a lot user

Your brain is too small to understand such things. My gf is hot and i make lots of money, but some days, not all, but some days i still dont feel happy. People i know constantly dying doesnt help, but thats not the only reason. Some of us just arent as oblivious to the world as you are

This is the right wish, what would make you happy user, if i had to guess i would guess that you have no idea really

This
However if rules negate that
>full control over time
>ability to hop between timelines
>immortality until I desire death

I'll just fuck with people until the end of days

This is not the thread to discuss you pathetic life, user

Ya welcome cunt

omnipotence, omniscience, and perfect control over them

Dick. I wish that you arent such an asshole

Sorry, no wishes for you.

Yeah usually i am happy and enjoy life. Only wish for mor of the goodness and more time with my girl

> a super duper magic nigger
> release magic nigger on the middle east
> full countries get blackened

Why only 5 million?

You will probably desire death quick. Note, you didnt wish that until you want death, only until you desire it. It will happen sooner than you think and is now out of your control. Be careful what you wish for

1. A never-ending bottle of chocolate milk. Like in a little plastic container with a straw so I don't accidentally spill infinite chocolate milk but full enough so I always get a clean pull.
2. The ability to stop time but continue to move around personally, like in that episode of the simpsons.
3. The ability to consciously control my own aging process (stop, speed up, slown down, reverse).

Well it might not come true but might as well wish anyway

>Become cute Japanese schoolgirl
>Immortality
Save third wish for an emergency

Ok i wish you had a coke, will even order and send one to you. Just dont wish bad shit on other anons

you think a bastard race of nigger-muslims will be the solution to anything?

ITT: wishes wasted on morons

In hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy, only one man was accidentally made truly immortal, and he used his immortal life to personally insult everybody who ever existed.

I really don't care about that coke.

Immortality and wishing to not die unless desired both sound terrible for different reasons. Interesting thread, can really see peoples thought processes

1. Guide of life.
2. Annex of cheats.
3. /enable cheats.

>I wish for fully realized space travel between solar systems that is affordable for an average person working in a third world country
>I wish to be the CEO of the company that made it happen
>I wish pokemon were real

You all can thank me later

Then why did you wish it, you poor user. I wish that you, random person somewhere, was happy at least one day a week

1. Billion billion billion euros
2. Immortality
3. All muslims dead

Pretty sure you are elon musk, i see you are like the rest of us when you are bored

Third wish, can use it to nullify the 2nd wish if I need to

I don't do happy. I want y'all to be miserable as well.

1. Immortality
2. Omnipotence
3. Noone else gets any wishes (just incase im not unique)

> Billion billion billion euros
Wrong wish, euro will fall versus any other currency.

But as soon as you desire to die it is already too late to cast a third wish

To feel no pain
Too much booze
And $100k

fucking genius

Also then the market would be flooded for euros and they would become worthless and send a whole continent into crisis, again anons, think before you wish

Your wish is granted.
Dick is 8" wide, same length.
Your pubic hair is now rolled up singles
Your metabolism speeds up, so your entire existence is compressed, since it was 8 for sleeping and 16 for other activities, you have to eat 3 full meals in 1 hour and sleep for a 1/2 hour after every hour.

1. The milk goes sour
2. You can never resume normal time
3. You lose all experiences when you reverse as your brain regresses. You also experience extreme muscle atrophy when you age forward as it's treated as you remaining completely still for the length of the aging process.

>This isn't nam, op. there are rules.
I wish to bring the dead back to life
I wish for more wishes
I wish for you to make the leader of my nation fall in love with me

Your wish is granted.
You had a great-great-great-graet grandmother who was jewish. All females in jewish lines give birth to jews by the simple fact of being jewish. You are dead.
All the niggers you killed end up in the afterlife with you, forever.
You are found dead under a pile of 5 million dollars in quaters.

Oh?

This is not OP

Your wish is granted.
Waffle is made of feces.
Second waffles is feces.
Third waffle is actual waffle. Ice cream is a big block of frozen cream.

I want three Big Macs right now
Pls

Your wish is granted.
You become a concept
You are a concept
You don't exist

You lose all sense of touch, the booze is plentiful but you have too keep obvious and copious amounts of booze secure, and you get $100,000. (Some things just work out.)

Well I wouldn't put them on market in one day. I'd put them under my bed.

That's okay. OP's a faggot.

1. I wish to be omnipotent
2.
3.

so basically you are saying you want to fuck trump and george washington at the same time

100k is good for nothing. Booze is the worst drug available and you can buy it from everywhere.

TOP KEK

Genie misheard you, thought you said impotent.
Skiddadle skidoodle, your dick is a noodle.

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1. Wish hitler to be alive again
2. Wish World domination
3. Regret my 2 wishes and wish eveything to get back to normal

>cant feel pain
>drink as much booze as i can
>drunk and dying of alcohol poisoning, i throw money at random people

Infinite money
Infinite weed
Infinite wishes

I still have two wishes

2. I wish for genie to never mishear me again
3. I wish to be omnipotent

Fix my noodle myself.

I wish for a long life with my friends and family.
I use my second wish to feed the hungry
I'll use my third wish to free you

that sounds uncomfortable. Why the hell would you want that then, instead wish for a better matress

kek, this is what makes b great

1. The Dream
2. The Steam
3. The Cream

Oh genie my 3 wishes are...
>To continue to improve all my skills
>To make loads money of of my sculptures
> To travel the globe in a sail boat, while surfing the spots i find

Build trumps wall

Make trump and myself immortal

Collect libaral tears for eternity

and I wish that you could learn how to proof read your posts

you are welcome

burn for billions of years in the fire of the growing sun, Then for the rest of eternity suffocate in space, with trump while you two fuck. You know you want to fuck him, just admit it, all you fags who follow him everywhere

Thanks :)

np

>imagine losing the 2016 election this badly

You can do that with half a $15 handle of bottom shelf swill vodka and 15 beers a night. That's what i am doing. I regret nothing. I dont drink at work or come in fucked up. I fucking try at life real hard and just get fucked left right center uo down and from behind.

Not a pitty party i know i can affwct change but seriously. The fuck do i do? No real money to do anything else. I hate almost everyone and everything bores the fuck out of me.

Lost so many friends to suicide. Good friends. Brothers even. Cant manage to pull the trigger but i am done living.

agreed, those who voted for him are the real losers, but they all seem to have a beta complex and want to follow him for eternity, like user there

>Utopian tribalist society
>Eating and drinking are unnecessary to survive
>Diapers because I'm a degenerate

PFFFFFFFFF

LOW ENERGY AND TESTOSTERONE

#CUCKFACE

MAGA MUTHERFUCKERS

1. death
2. my family and friends wont grieve for me
3. no afterlife

Can i get trips?

You could have had as much money as you wanted, or wished for something better. Pffft....

Stay mad, cuck

touched a nerve didnt I. Hit a little too close to home for you. Its ok user, just masterbate while thinking of him and get some sleep and you will feel better.

Nice trips.