Well?

Well?

He would have been accused of molestation for being in the same place as an unattended child?

Would've been killed by its own kind in the wild.

He wouldn't mistake the niglet as its' offspring

Shot even faster, since that gorilla isn't endangered.

White supremacist attempting to kill one of Obama's sons.

Wouldn't even get indicted.

Would've been shot

10/10

if it was actually a niglet. still funny though well done

And then claim it as an illness.