What am I in for lads? I'm drunk, well tipsy, btw haha :3

What am I in for lads? I'm drunk, well tipsy, btw haha :3

his worst movie

>drinking and posting on Sup Forums

Why are teenage to middle aged women all fucking wine lovers?

>zombies

Fuck, they've been done to death. We have slow zombies, fast zombies, dumb zombies, smart zombies, friendly zombies, zombies as pets, zombie strippers, zombies as part of society, zombies this and zombies that. What can possibly be added to the concept?

But I'm a young adult male. What did you mean by that

I bet you chuckled to yourself as you typed this thinking "heheh gonna get at least a couple of bites for this post xD"

Are you sure you're in the right thread?

>haha :3

You seem confused

its friday what the hell else are you going to do
drink up nigga

Your use of the word "tipsy" and the little cat face made me think otherwise.

Disappointment.

It ends fucking stupidly cause guess who is the final survivor low and behold it's the directors wife cause she can NEVER die in one his stupid flicks

>its friday what the hell else are you going to do
not really my thing but most people go to bars to drink and sometimes get laid afterwards

Thought it was a Suicide Squad poster before I opened it tbqh

>having sex

this is Sup Forums though

Fuck this, should I just drop this shit and watch something else?

Or you could drink at home and jack off

this guy knows whats up
although I cant get hard when drunk so I can't jack off

No, finish watching it. Only plebs start a movie and don't finish watching it.

Reminds me of the time i lost my virginity, i was so drunk i cant get a stiffy

>putting your flaccid dick in a pussy counting
nah

>not enjoying something
>keep doing it
and you think you're not the pleb lmao

Probably the worst Rob Zombie movie. Not even joking it's just not good. Either he's slipping or in a rut or both. He's basically a typecast director at this point.

I did kind of the same thing and feel like it counted
was hard when I put it in but after a few thrusts I went soft because nerves