Third day in a row of getting a super long poo. I think this is my longest one ever...

Third day in a row of getting a super long poo. I think this is my longest one ever. It's not very big because the end if so narrow, but still a feat non the less.It's very delicate. I couldn't really raise it out of the water without risking the integrity of the piece. I'm not 100% if this was my longest one, I have a memory of one maybe 2 years ago, but I never was able to confirm if it came out as one entire poo or if it broke on its way out. I can't really see when I make a poo in the tub.

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Why are you touching your own shit, are you a scat artist?

im in the tub

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Why do you poo in the tub?

why the fuck do you bathe in your own poo?

Why the fuck do you shit in the tub you degenerate

I want to be disgusted and tell you to kill yourself, but it's just too damn impressive

Who tf is this dude

I wish I knew who you are so I could beat your face to death.

I was having a really shitty day until this

Are you indian, OP?

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OP will eat it if you roll trips
Kek told me

>reverse image search
>no images

eat it

trips than

another pic

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Roll

Yeah..

Looks pretty flaccid

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nice

Andy sixxs... Is that you?

is this what happens when you've been single for too long?

what happens when you eat to much fiber and not enough water.

in shit

YES

Why am I clicking these

>reverse image search
>result: reptiles

BUT HOW DOS IT TASTE?!?!

Obviously because that's the best way to ensure that you can see it's full length without risking it breaking. In a toilet, it really is prone to breaking up, and so you'll never really be sure if it's a record breaker. I thought everybody knew this?

how low can u fucking be to actully try or think of breaking a fucking record of shit ? holy shit please kys.

Well excuse me for having ambitions!

Fuck. Can't you get any pleasure out of life?

clay colored shit like that sign of liver problems

>ambitions
holy shit are u really retarded ?

OP, you have discovered your true talent, awoken to your true potential: you have an immaculate anus perfect for porn.

If this goes into the drain you're fucked. Not even drano melts shit.

>retarded ?

Says the guy with the trap collection. Fucking degenerate

does nobody else notice the hair collecting in the top left of the image

Good luck not getting a UTI you fucking moron. This is why aliens dont consider us advanced.

Been shitting in the tub for 13 years, not a single UTI. I have used the toilet to shit in less than one hundred times since I was 10.

u gotta step out of the closet on day user

Better step up your game OP. Largest on record was 26 feet long and squeezed out by a woman.

unrealfacts.com/longest-human-poop-ever-recorded-amazing-26-feet/

Eat it and Ill give you .5 BTC

She should have been immediately beheaded afterward.

Does your tub flush? Please tell me you don't have a bunch of logs hoarded in jars from the past 13 years.

Just cram the shit down the drain

Try it yourself, works perfectly

Why did you poop in the tub?

oh fuck pls kys. first into the ovens, if i was running this place.

Damn, how about you get a fucking indian toilet for that?

Quality thread OP

literally takes one bad strain of ecoli and you're fucked mate. You must be covered in shit all the time.

those legs are killing me

da fuq? Is it summer in australia?

come onnn u know u wanna eat some traps ass
they taste the best

>indian toilet

as soon as i get a Haitian hadron collider

Here's the record holder in action. She's not some pussy who poops in the tub. This bitch shits right on the floor.

Jealous OP?

Bullshit.

BS source. No name given. It's a prank. My ass may not be the world's best (yet) but I'll bet my white ass that that chick did NOT take a 26 foot dump. BULLSHIT! Give me some real competition, /b!!!!

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the most Holy Shit

thats his leg bruv

no way.

Femanon here, can we kik OP?

Umm that depends. Do you have some massive turds yourself? Or are you just into mine??

I call them water births lol

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>Thinking a female would be into this shit bathing freakshow.

I dunno user there's some pretty desperate fat women who might be

Fuckin tubshitters

Thanks OP I got more than a few chuckles out of this thread. You keep doing gods work

This is what I came here to post

>Third day in a row of getting a super long poo. I think this is my longest one ever. It's not very big because the end if so narrow, but still a feat non the less.It's very delicate. I couldn't really raise it out of the water without risking the integrity of the piece. I'm not 100% if this was my longest one, I have a memory of one maybe 2 years ago, but I never was able to confirm if it came out as one entire poo or if it broke on its way out. I can't really see when I make a poo in the tub.
Kys u fucking degenerate

I could just see him having jars of stored shit around his house.

OP is autism concentrate

holy shit