AMA

Jonah Hill here guys, ask me anything.

How many party subs can you eat in one sitting?

Why are you a fat fuck

lol y r u so fat??

On a good day, 2 and a half.

not Jonah but I ate two footlongs once and it was much more filling than I thought

Before shitting or after?

How rude.

Thats 15 feet of sub

you need rehab

you're a big guy

What'd you get from Subway today?

I'm big-boned, not fat, There's a huge difference.

Haven't had a Subway in a few weeks now. I really been smashing Taco Bell as of late, bad I know, but oh so good.

I have a fantasy can you guess what it is?

Did you ever think of a comeback for that french bitch who didn't want to bang you?

Your best work is clearly behind you. How are you coping with being in decline?

Are you a dirty Kike?

You'd secretly like to finger your Moms butthole?

Have you thought up a good comeback yet for that French weathergirl?

Do you have an innie penis? Also do you have trouble getting girls?

desu the bank account is still looking pretty nice, so yeah, I'm fine.
Are you?

How do you find shirts? Do you have a tailor let them out at the neck a few inches?

I`m going to beat your dirty Jew ass.

I think question regarding my penis are a bit too personal thanks.
I have no problems getting girls btw.

Have you been behind all the Jonahposting threads on Sup Forums?

Nah, just off the rack usually.

Did you and Michael Cera touch wieners while filming Superbad?

Yes how did you know? Also: "secret"

Do you have Sup Forums pass?

>2016
>not fingering you Moms butthole

get with the times Jonah

No but I have to say, I found all your comebacks a little lame.
No, Michaels extremely shy when it comes to his wiener.

No

>sublord

Honest question, whats your order at Subway?

Mine is an Italian BMT, no tomato, extra onions. Footlong. No Soda, just water. Bag of original sun-chips.

You were good in that film Sex Drive

It varies, but I'm a real sucker for a steak and cheese with the lot (execpt red onions), and a diet Coke.

What are you doing for Halloween?

Sup fag, you like my OC?

Well, I guess you haven't seen the movie yourself then.

Probably just hanging at home, possibly a few brews with the homies.

Not so rich now are ya boy

Nope, it's lame.

thats gay

you're gay

why didn't you laugh it off?

Tits or GTFO newfag

Did your back hurt after carrying War Dogs?

I DID laugh it off, what footage were you watching son?

The best part about subway is the footlong deuce you take later.

What are you doing later?

HOLY SHIT ITS REALLY HIM

The one where the world watched you die inside.

Post timestamp faggot

Bastard, you made me look.

jerking it to anime foot fetish porn

You mean later tonight? Nothing, this is it.

Then someone should have taught him how to tripfag.

what movie snack do u purchase when at the cinema?

You got bamboozled

Why'd you gain all that weight back?

>footfetish
So you're fat and basic.

Your mom likes to feel suffocated when getting fucked

I, too, was rused.

Why was Brad Pitt being such an asshole to you in that one interview ?

Because he just found out Angelina was cucking him and he was pretty pissed off all week. Honestly that interview was the calmest I saw him that week

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what city was superbad filmed in?

Hi guys!

How old are you? Youre not allowed to use google

Why don't you lose the weight? as a joke. Become skinnier than your pal cera.

Why subway? What's your angle?

Who was the last person you slept with? What was their age?

I saw Jonah at a trader joes once. He was looking over mangos and i took it upon myself to nonchalantly walk up to him and say, "Tell me about your weiner."

The look in his eye was abasolute rage. "MY WEINER! MY WEINER! You asked me about my weiner!"

I tried to apologize but i couldnt get a word in over him telling me how original and funny I was and how I should come write for him. I kinda just slinked away pretending to be looking for a friend

I saw Jonah Hill at a Subway in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away back to the sandwich counter, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my sub up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen sweet onion chicken teriyaki subs in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the subs and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each sub and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by tell her to ask him about his wiener really loudly.

they don't scan the subs though

They do if you have the secret platinum card for elite members. Jonah Hill is the only known holder of this card but the rumor is that there's at least 50 of them out there.

Hillary or Trump?

Hillary

Reasons?

32

List of your top 10 favorite movies.

I value the world and don't want to see it nuked by a small handed narcissist when any given tin pot dictator bruises his fragile little ego.

Jonah Hi big fan here, love your movies. Can you plz post proof I want to save my real question when I talk to the real Jonah

Driving Ms. Daisy
Pulp Fiction
Forgetting Sarah Marshall
ET
Citizen Kane
Deepwater Horizon
Toy Story 3
Godzilla vs Mecha Godzilla
Wrath of the Titans
Anything with Finn Wolfhard

Loved your work in Wolf of Wall Street.

no

Who didn't?

Right here :)

Finn Wolfhard hasn't been in a movie. Not one that has been released yet, anyway.

So? He's hot. Fucking sue me.

real actors

Was this a low point?

TImestamp, and what do you put on your subs?

Cute. Let's see your sizzle reel, hotshot.

That's a doctored photograph. I have nothing to hide.

No, and whatever I feel like. Usually Colby Jack and some Denny's ranch. I carry some with me in case they don't stock it.

JONAH?!

>doctored photograph
Feels more like damage control, am I right big boy.

Dude, Have you ever put weed on a sub? LMAO.

Fagtron?

Does Leo like to share irl?

J-JONAH??!

JONAH!!!!

No, but I have a prescription for medical marijuana. I take edibles thrice daily.

Leo is gay. Those are his hags. He makes them call him Kerry, as in Kerry Bradshaw. He calls them each by Sex and the City names as well. It's a bit spooky, to be honest.