I adopted a baby monkey after I found him on the side of the road next to his mother's lifeless body...

I adopted a baby monkey after I found him on the side of the road next to his mother's lifeless body. The baby didn't know what to do and was sad and crying so I decided to take him with me and help raise him. So I decided to daily post a YouTube video of our baby monkey so everyone can see him. Here's my YouTube channel: youtube.com/channel/UCYm1jZ-9CFQD1inehrhYcIg

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where the fuck do you live if there is monkeys on the side of the road

Found him on my designated shitting street

asia

Many places have monkeys going onto the roads...

hahaha

...like detroit...

nigga nigga nigga cant you see? sometimes your words just hypnotize me

I read it as on the side of the road next to my mother's lifeless body

yes the mother had been hit by a motorcycle

wow i havent seen this tread in 2 days

wah

Monkeys

monkeys are my best friend

sell him to pharmaceutcal industry they pay a lot

so he can be tortured?

don't say so, it's called experimentation and will send us all on mars one day

Why does that monkey look like he's taking a fat dick

because he is, OP like to fuck little monkeys.

screw dat shit

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I tried raising a gorilla as a human but it went wild and was shot by police

LMAO

HEY instead of adopting a random baby monkey, why dont you adopt one of the homeless kids running around in your poo in loo streets?

You should abuse the monkey you will get much more views.
But dont say its you. Say you found the video.

the council of oldfags has spoken, this pasta is stale and OP is a fagget

Little indian kids will steal your shit and escape back into the shit street.

Sorry that was for you.

stop trying to use Sup Forums as a means to get youtube views.

cute monkey though

UMA

maybe adopt a kid small enough to be exactly like that baby monkey, helpless and in need of caring. im sure there are some little indian shits running around that will prefer staying in a place with food.

>baby monkey

WE NEED A BABY MONKEY CONTAINMENT BOARD CALLED /bm/

PACK ALL THE BABY MONKEY SPAM IN THERE

ALL THE MONKEYS, ALL THE GORILLA THREADS, ALL THE OTHER APE SHIT, WHOOSH, GONE, SLAM THE LID AND KEEP THE MONKEYS LOCKED IN THERE, WRITHING IN A CESSPOOL OF BANANAS, ISOLATED FROM DECENT SOCIETY. FUCK THE BABY MONKEYS SPAM!!!

cause they will rape, at least a monkey wont rape

the fuck? they will rape YOU?
how the hell is going on over there? how the hell is that even possible?

>WE NEED A BABY MONKEY CONTAINMENT BOARD CALLED /blm/
FTFY

rape is very worse in india, you SON OF BASTERD BICH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

how will a homeless kid rape a grown man?
mr patel, you are NOT making any sense. stop wasting your efforts on a monkey and help the abandoned indian babies running around in the streets.

15 year old indian "refugees" in Europe rape adult white women

who the fuck would adopt a homeless 15 year old? by that time its too late, its common sense.

im talking about under 5s, someone who only needs a roof over their heads and a full stomach.

india is a bad rape problem

indian women rape young boys

>indians are subhuman trash

Amen Sup Forumsrother, Amen!!!

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I'm going to need that sweet monk pucci

hello Mr. Rapist

detroit oakland atlanta llots of places

OH GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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youtu.be/Z0bEjXrjMgM

careful monkey, you might bring in the banana squad

is that the death squad?

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would you be open to mailing me dead monkeys? I'll pay for the shipping

whay the fuck? why?

for it's bones you nimrod

it's fucked up tho

nah, it's just an interest in anatomy. I have bear, goat, and cat skulls, but in my part of the world there are no monkeys. I don't kill any of the animals I collect either

well cant u get a monkey skeleton from a zoo?

no, those fuckers are protective over that shit... there are a lot of bureaucratic laws around biological waste

white women getting anal retentive over shit

basically. You're probably not the op, but would you send me your dead pets?

i'll send ya to hell with my 357 hand cannon

gay

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I wish you all the best, but the little fuckstick is gonna destroy you house, eat your food and eventually maul you. Best to send it to a sanctuary, there's plenty of them that take abandoned animals

where?

Just look up monkey sanctuary in your area. They're either run from by volunteers or people who worship them. But do it quick

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I would honestly be upset if this was OP's elaborate bait to get people to watch his homemade monkey bestiality videos.

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Pretty fucking cute, OP
Watched a few videos, and you have some monkey hands of your own, Pajeet.

what if i am not an indian but an american white guy living in india?

ahh binker the stinker, excellent post!

Then those are not your hands in that video.
>clearly dark brown
>sweet 1970s pants
>button down shirt
That’s pretty typical pajeet, if you ask me

yes that is my friend's family.

If you’re a white man in India, don’t fuck the locals. Can you even afford an Indian bitch for life? The shoes, purses, etc? She’ll never work and boss you around. They tend to look like shit after breeding, and don’t even age well past 30.

pump and dump indian slutz?

You can’t. She’ll never put out until she gets something (even if it’s a relationship), and she’ll have her claws in from then on. Indian chicks want a husband to take care of them (ie buy them shit) and that’s all.

well there are indian girls who are into one night stands, i guess u just never met them

>be Canadian
>live in gta land of pajeet
>growing more racist by the day
I work with 80% Indians. The staff bathroom is now unusable. They refuse to speak English if it’ll get them out of a task. They are backwards sexist. The one female has stated that she will only consider dating a man if he has money/car/house and doesn’t expect sex. All the men bitch about buying their wives designer purses.
Seriously, fucking Indian women, eh?

most indian women demand to only marry a white man. indian women hate indian men and rightfully so.

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stop posting this thread fucking idiot, monkeys can't cry, it's not possible

you'll cry when this stunner shatters your fragile heart!!!!

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