You're not Superman, you know

>You're not Superman, you know

What did she mean by this?

>DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY JEWS I SACRIFICED?!

woah, slow down there raimi

So what are the logistics of DC Comics actually existing in a Marvel universe. When a superhero like Spiderman becomes knows, why doesn't everyone compare him to Batman or something, seeing as he's essentially a masked vigilante?

hello fellow ausfag watching it on channel 7

WATCH IT, MAY

She means that Batman is superior to Superman and the Donner 1&2 flicks were a fluke that are pretty good.

Capeshit sucks these days and Spiderman trilogy are a delight.

3 has problems but MOMMY is best spideyfu and it's still a good watch to laugh your ass off.

>you're not superman and you never will be, you useless spider faggot

Hello lad. Was thinking of watching Pacific Rim on 9 but fuck it.

This movie is so much cornier and lame than i remember, I fucking love it

Unpopular opinion, but I quite like the first Amazing Spiderman.

SM2 > SM1 > ASM1 > SM3 > ASM2

>You're not the ubermensch Pete.You don't possess the inner strength to overcome the stifling limitations of western morality.

What did she mean by this?

>oh

what did he mean by this?

Willem Dafoe in this movie is actually insane

>"You'll dangle from the nearest light pole if I ever see your kike nose in the office again!!!"
holy shit

>Don't tell harry

What did he been by this?

What the fuck was Gobby's endgame here?

He would have been killed by the board even if it had hit Spiderman

That's a good list tbqh.

>I will always be your friend

Fucking savage Pete, my boy

>"You'll get your damn rent when you FIX THIS FUCKING DOOR, YOU SUBHUMAN SLAVSHIT!!!"
really PC, Raimi...

Goblin personality realized it fucked up and decided mentally switch back to Osborn, so it wouldn't have to feel what was coming.

>They aren't playing Spiderman 2 for a whole week

Don't these cunts understand that nobody plans ahead movies to watch on tv anymore. I came across SM1 and would have honestly stayed on the channel if they played SM2 after it

>someone cast Joel McHale in a horror movie
>he literally seems as if he is satirically tearing the film apart akin to The Soup even while in character

GREAT idea execs

"Now Joel, we are gonna need you to literally be Jeff Winger in this scene"

Yep I came here to spidy post but it seems I was beaten too it.

>Woa, he stole that guys pizza before I had the chance too!

Shit wouldnt fly nowadays

>Bonesaw you are a fucking nigger cunt and I am going to rape your corpse after I disembowel you

Just unnecessarily over the top

>Fuck! When did I become a FILTHY NIGGER?

Way out of nowhere, I didn't even know Parker was racist

Kek

actually, that joke doesn't work with that picture, since he is normal in the reflection
you should have used a clip from the movie, where he has the black suit in the reflection
that pic is from a promotion, I belive

yeah i don't even like spiderman that much but i had nothing else to watch after it so i turned the tv off

channel 7 are retarded

>choosing Spiderman over Pacific Rim
Pleb.

I think that's why he said "Oh", like he realized "Oh whoops I didn't take that into account"

She was trying to make sure he didn't become a murderer.

That's just how people talked back then

>>choosing Spiderman over Pacific Rim
>Pleb.

that Peter is a undermench because his dad married a kike

>using video game screenshots on Sup Forums
Are you even trying?

>You're not Superman, you know. You can't single handedly rid this great nation of the colored menace. You need the help of the rest of our Aryan brethren.

If you included the full quote her meaning becomes more obvious.

She meant that the company that writes her lines are comfortable and confident in their own existence so they are able to reference their main competitor.
DC doesn't because sour grapes.

DC truly are cucked

Much like his idol Adolf Hitler he refused to be taken prisoner

Didn't he say "niggers" in that scene?

Depends on what edition you're watching

>>>choosing Spiderman over Pacific Rim
>>Pleb.

Spiderman 2 is the best superhero film of all time.

The second best is Xmen First Class

daredevil was called a red batman before also marvel comics exist inside marvel comics and dc comics is in an alternative reality

I love how they CGI'd a spider drawing to his chest instead of the swastika for the re-release

he said "OH" cause he set the board to detect jews forgetting that his great grandfather had that one accident while in poland and the board targeted him instead

I wasn't a fan of how they took out so many of the subplots though

So that's what he meant by "don't tell Harry"