Sup Sup Forums, I work in porn (not talent) and I just got my bonus to keep quiet about something that happened on set...

Sup Sup Forums, I work in porn (not talent) and I just got my bonus to keep quiet about something that happened on set. It's $2,500 what should I buy?

What happened?

spend it all on peanut butter

who bitch this is

Penicillin

I can't go into much detail. But a pornstar was buying heroin and the drug dealer came to the set because pornstars are literally the dumbest people on the planet and he brought his possy and I guess he didn't know she was a pornstar so he demanded she fuck him and his boys and the director got involved and the drug dealers started wrecking the set and somebody got seriously hurt, like gunshot hurt. But $2,500 though, should I buy one of those sex dolls?

Leila something I forgot her last name

>Can’t go in to much detail
>tells whole story
You are right about being the dumbest on the planet

To what end?

I was being sarcastic about not going into too much detail obviously. And I left out names and what studio so it's not the whole story

My body makes enough

Use the money to shoot your own material, sell it

this has meme potential

Invest!

Buy porn

Maybe if I were a girl. Every major porn studio is owned by the same people and it's a miracle that a company like Blacked is successful. If I try to shoot my own porn with $2,500 I'm going to get wrecked. My only chance would be to shoot custom made porn but even that's too expensive

Genius!

Lo and behold

>owned by the same people
Jews?

This guy found the webm, ask him

Sorry OP, no idea. Souls go for a lot more than $2500 these days

Pretty much

yeah who is the same people? mob?

Mazda miata

Her tits are what I imagine Ilana Glazer tits to look like and it made me want to fap to her

Jews most likely. I've never met them all I know is that Brazzers, bangbros, rk, vixen, throated, etc etc are owned by the same people

Who's this tranny

What do you do? As in cameraman or what? Ever fucked one of the girls?

I wanna buy one of those high tech flight simulators or save it for when VR gets insanely good

>File: 740full-ilana-glazer.jpg
>ilana-glazer.jpg
>ilana-glazer

It's in the filename, my anons. Leila Lowfire

Bloody hell, that's ugly

Buy bitcoin,

I'm in my last year of film school. I started working the lights in porn, then sound, then sound+lights+editing and I only sometimes handle the camera. I've never fucked any of them but I've made a lot of them laugh, not in a bad way, so I think I could've fucked them but I'm too nervous. I got a blowjob from Adriana Chechik which was fucking fantastic. And Phoenix Marie is super grabby

Not Bitcoin, but I was thinking about investing in some sort of crypto

>blowjob from Adriana Chechik
Story?

Holy shit you met Phoenix marie?? She is one of my favourites. Who else have you met? Why haven't you tried to fuck any yet

She's fucking amazing. Moar? Please something with titties.

Invest in the Canadian weed market. Aphria Inc., Aurora Cannabis, Canopy Growth Corp., or some such.

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Invest in gold and silver bars

Read his post properly you dumb fuck he isn't a pornstar

>I was being sarcastic
you mean "ironic", really

How's russia this time of year?

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If 2,500 sounds like a lot of money to you, you should put it away. Then put some more away after that. Spending money when you get it is nigger logic.

Directors and agents are super strict about who fucks who, but sometimes the director or the agent is really cool. The director for one of the shoot I was working at left for a bit so it was just me, Adriana,and a couple other people. It was a mansion so I was walking around and Adriana was smoking in one of the rooms I went in and asked for a hit. We just smoked and talked and she's super horny all the time, I seriously believe she's the only genuine pornstar, so she was like "do you guys ever get boners watching us fuck" and "when was the last time I jerked off to her". Questions like that and then she got on her knees and blew me. I'm glad I lasted more than 5 minutes at least but holy fuck it was a great blowjob

I'll seriously look into this

2500 buy crypto stick to the top 10. Thank me in a year, blow me in 2 when it's worth 15k+

>crypto stick
what?

I haven't met met many pornstars. A lot of them are stuck up but I've been around a lot. A lot of the MILFs are very nice, Phoenix Kendra Ava, girls like them. Keisha Grey is surprisingly funny. Mia Malkova and Kagney Lynn are two of my favorites but they're seriously braindead. Girls like Janice, Elsa Jean, Kim, the typical "teens" are friendly

Hey I'm working in porn, grammar isn't my strongest trait

have you met Megan Rain though

I think he meant to put a comma between crypto and stick

your grammar was fine. just used a wrong word

I didn't talk to her for hours but we had lunch together. We as in the whole crew.

From what I've seen on Twitter she's actually pretty sweet

she's an actress. I would not jump in conclusions

Yeah but an actress in porn is like a dyslexic in special ed classes

While you're not entirely wrong, it's also a stretch to say that being able to act like your favourite thing in the world is having a cock up your ass, translates to acting outside of porn.

Did you ever work with august ames? How do you feel about her suicide?

> implying having my dick balls deep up Megan's butt is not the my most favorite thing in the world

hurr durr

>should I buy one of those sex dolls?
go for it mah nigga

I don't think so. There's been times where I show up and calibrate some stuff, set up lights, and leave but I doubt August was ever there. I forgot she committed suicide but that's fucked. Suicide is never the answer boys and girls

A hairdryer and a nice plant

Like a bonsai?

no, he meant sarcastic jesus fuck.
"ohh my I'd never go into too much detail about xyz"
"here are details about xyz"
that is sarcasm. he meant the opposite of what he said. literary irony is when you expect one thing to happen but something else, generally the opposite, happens. from your point of view, perhaps he was ironic, however he was being sarcastic because he planned it

fucking kill me
no one checked this

>blow me in 2 when it's worth 15k+
give me blow jobs in 2 when it's worth 0.

Fixed.

I know that Aphria Inc. partnered with Shoppers Drug Mart, the biggest pharmacy chain in Canada, recently. So it seems like the already established markets and companies have faith in the weed market.
I mean, it's weed, bruh.

oh i thought it might be something involving unexpected poop.

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Is weed going to be legalized in Canada soon? I know that here in the US, weed farms are worth millions now that weed's legal

Isnt it ironic it rains on your wedding day? Remember that retard song's lyrics?

>should I buy one of those sex dolls?

Why not ask a pornstar for sex?

buy good tools if you like to build stuff

>pornstars dumbest people on the planet
>literally next sentence tells how a drugdealer mistakes a pornstar for an escort

Idk. Pornstars are too fake in my opinion. I've never seen them have actual sex so idk how that works with them. Sex dolls are the big thing right now. And also I was joking about buying a sex doll, I'm leaning towards investing in Canadian weed

I think it's in June or July that they'll decide on it.

He didn't mistake the pornstar for an escort. He was like "whats going on here? Oh shit you're a pornstar? Well shit homie, get this, I'll give you this H if you fuck me and my boys" I'm ad-libbing obviously

>Isnt it ironic it rains on your wedding day
and this is a wrong example of "irony". that's not irony you dumb fuck.

Irony is, if a black dude, sarcastically, claims someone is racist because he's white.

sarcasm is the aggressive speech intended to provoke or hurt someone

irony, as a matter of fact, is an style. a technique if you will

often, people who want to show their brain skills use irony to say something sarcastically.

and idiots trying to copy that.

not at native speaker of english here, btw.

medical marij got made legal in au like a year ago too, look into the companies, they are taking off

your father aproval

I adopted a child from overseas to rescue him from child labor factories and on his very first birthday we went to build a bear workshop. Is that ironic?

you dumb underage cunt, I was referring to alines morisette song, or whatever that bitches name was

yes and I kek'd

and it is a bad example

that's a good one lol

Also, I'd imagine that companies like Shoppers Drug Mart are pushing for it to be legalized considering, as you wrote, weed farms are potentially worth millions.

>niggas debating english interpretation here
ffs

and this is a good example of a typical Sup Forums version of sarcasm.
right in your face, ass hole

That raises a question, do you not have any form of security? not like locking your door security like meathead security guards

did u have sex with a heroine user?
HIV?

My thoughts exactly. Fucking kek.

Yeah only 1. He's more of a bouncer type. He lets people in, talks to the neighbors if you're shooting in a mansion, stuff like that. But no one has multiple meathead security guys because no one expects anything like that to happen. How it happened when I was there it was the "security" came in and told the pornstar somebody was looking for her and she recognized the name so they let them in against the directors will. But at that point the agent has more power. The star probably fucks the agent so he tries his hardest to keep her happy. They went to the kitchen I guess she was getting money from her purse or whatever. I was moving stuff around and then I heard screaming. Then the "security" tried to make them leave. Then the director ran to us (the crew) and asked for help. I grabbed a pole and ran to the kitchen. The "security" was tough though he wasn't going taking any shit

No I didn't fuck her. It wasn't to shoot up, it was to snort and I don't think she even got it

how much drug use is there? are they all on coke/heroin/viagra?

Guys don't use Viagra, there's girls called fluffers who make them keep their boner. And there's a lot of drug use. Mostly weed and pills like e but yes some pornstars do coke

>I grabbed a pole and ran to the kitchen

Damn. How mad would you have been if you had gotten shot because some guys didn't get to gang bang a porn star?

>there's girls called fluffers
ok, I have to know more about this