Ask a 40yo with a 18yo gf anything

Ask a 40yo with a 18yo gf anything.

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>Ask a 40yo with a 18yo gf anything.

1) why did you post such a gross image?
2) is the image a photo of your 18 y.o. gf?

How did you meet?

is she a gold digger?

If that's her fat tit I'll stick with being 38 and having a 25 year old wife.

>Dating your own daughter

kek

who's fatter, you or her?

ask her to pluck that hair from outside of her areola

Is that a spout on top of your bald head? What comes out of it

Is her name savannah?
That looks like her titty

pics or it didn't happen

has your gf's father beat your ass yet?

Just randomly picked it.
Yep
On kik. She just happened to live near me.
Nah.
That's her nip and areola
Don't have kids.

tits or gtfo?

What does your mom think about this relationship?

>>Just randomly picked it.
show sth better

are u retarded faggot?

She's not fat. I am.
She doesn't even shave her legs normally.
Nope
Nope. Her name starts with a K
Havent met him. She barely turned 18 after Christmas.

Post a pic of you two naked standing next to each other. Temove faces/bg whatever

>met on kik
he hasn't even met her yet likely desu
>doesn't shave her legs normally
this is why

does her butthole taste like lolipops?

She of course thinks she's too young, but I've always dates young girls so no big deal and my moms last bf was younger than me.

full frontal nude, maybe without face?

OP, wtf. Why does 18yo want to hang out with (youve admitted that you’re fat by yourself) fat 40yo?
Either of you are this desperate?
Daddy kink?
I don’t get it.

have fun with the 18yr old methhead, shell look 40 in 3 years

I've met her.
And it's pretty common for the girls here to be like that. Damn hippys.
Yes it does. Her butthole and feet are my fave parts of her

Thats weird. Im 26 and I wouldn't date an 18 year old.

Is she 18 and are you 40?

Wats wrong with that tits? They look gross

When you die, and it should be soon, can I get next?

Yes she has a daddy kink and she got me into ddlg. Besides that,
We had punk/metal music in common is how we connected initally.
I don't worry about that stuff, she hates do drugs or drinking or smoking though as she grew up around it.
And she will age bad, her skins looser than mine and her parents look 60 at 38.

Congrats, she has syphil, well at least you found the prostitute you want to waste your last 5 years on

is she hot?

where does she fall from a scale of 1-10?

and why would she date a fat 40yo? money?

show that bitch, faggot

Show more of her body

frontal or gtfo

And still she has a heavy skin infection at her boobs? I hope you didn't dip into her without condom

Good 4 u, future me.

Yeah. I'm a manchild and do i don't relate to ppl my own age. Never been married, no kids, got a collection of videogames etc.
Yup, met when she was 15.
Nothing just the way they are, a bit saggy even, she used to be heavy in jr high. She has nice big areola, i love them.
Nope.
Nah, she's got mental issues is about it. She used to be a emo girl. Piercings dyed weird colored hair and cut

>Yup, met when she was 15.
cool. fucking pedophile. kys

>Nothing just the way they are, a bit saggy even, she used to be heavy in jr high. She has nice big areola, i love them.
Did you just ignore the four huge red cysts? Well then have your fun, breast area in men and women is always an indicator for infectuous diseases.

SJW will defend this post

How long have you been pimping?

>used to be a emo girl
>pierced through her whole breast

no u

Facially most ppl would rate her avg here, but she changes her look so often and with makeup she's a 8 id say.
Her body, is slightly thicc.
And she likes older guys, and we just hit it off fast. Shes shy and introverted
Maybe.
I have posted her before but it was a few years ago when her hair was red.
Nah she's clean and we've been dating for a long time now. She has lots of scars from cutting and burning

Fun fact. The same is true of Roy Moore.

where do you live that's legal to fuck teens?

everywhere don't be a pussy

>my GF is 18yo
>I have posted her before but it was a few years ago when her hair was red.

How do you deal with teenage girls?
What do you hate most about her?
What do you hate least?

>>Maybe.
>>I have posted her before but it was a few years ago when her hair was red.
c'mon dont fag around here

Reported, hope you like the visit tomorrow

>Shes shy and introverted
>She has lots of scars from cutting and burning
>she hates do drugs or drinking or smoking though as she grew up around it.
>her parents look 60 at 38.
>met when she was 15.

Mfw her dumbass parents have a kid at like 19-20, she grows up around drugs and alcohol, they're burnt the fuck out because of it. So damaged withdrawn teen who self-harms ends up with fat 40 year old guy because at least he gives her attention and love she doesn't get from her parents.

You don't deserve her OP.

he's LARPing, just so you are aware

How have you managed to not pop a sex doll after 18 years?

What girls do you know hadn't hit puberty at 15?

I only hate the issues she has that makes her feel like she needs to hurt herself. every other girl is like that. I had one gf that was raped before and had flashbacks when we were having sex, shit wasn't good.
Nah. It's common stuff

>usa
>cant fuck teenagers
>cant fuck prostitutes
>cant drinn before lol 21
>land of the free

so post her nudes shit for brains

You can do all of those things - just don’t get caught.

I am 44 and I have an 18yo side piece that I have been fucking since she was 17 (relax white knights, 17 is legal here) with no sign of slowing down. I am married and she has had the same boyfriend since before we met and started fucking. I met her when she was 16, she lives a few houses up the street from me.
I work from home, wife doesn't get home till around 7pm, Kim (gf) gets home from classes (college) around 4. We fuck several times a week. No one has any clue what's going on because we are both smart and careful, she would lose her BF and her parents would kick her out if they found out, and I would get divorced if my wife found out, so we are slick about it.

She has no classes on Fridays so I plan on trying to break her pussy in half most of the day tomorrow. I got a prescription for Cialis (like viagra but lasts 36 hours instead of 4 ) just to keep up with her. I don't have ED problems but my dick gets harder than it did when I was 18 and I can fuck like a machine on it, and my drive recharges in like 10 minutes to fuck her a second time. A little slower after that but our last marathon day I fucked her 5 times.

Life is good.

You can fuck 17yos in like half the states.
You can fuck prostitutes in Nevada as long as you are outside Clark County.

>met her when she was 16
eh? you like to 'mentor' do ya? ay?

Meanwhile in actual free countries you can bang 15yo's and hookers and drink beer from the age of 16 to your hearts delight

How does she take it when you cant get it up?

Good luck getting a drink in a bar when you're under 21.

found the niceguy

where? fuck the land of the free. i want out

Sorry, stopped reading when cialis
cialis is not viagra, it has 1/10 of viagra but works for longer, at least if you don't eat or drink, with her neither should be a problem at least

land of enslavers..

fuck you US&UK
from the reich with love

Germany, Netherlands, Denmark, Austria... Take your pick. Age of consent might actually be lower come to think of it.

Sign me the fuck up.

er...i mean..

Ich brauche wohne im Deutschland. Brauche etwas 16 y/o Muschi.

Yep.
Never had that problem. I'm too horny if anything.

what's wrong with her tit?

Nobody really cares about legality of stuff here. Celebs like the late paul walker always dated high school girls.

Nothing

well why the fuck is it so dry and flakey? shit should look like that when you're 80 not 18

Germany is God-tier. Google FKK brothels, it's basically Disneyland for adult men. There's also flatrate brothels, all you can drink and fuck for ~$100

Just googled it.

>OFC Vice paid a visit

can shoot up schools tho, oh and don't forget
>banned kinder egg's
>banned cadbury

>how can you be homeless just own a home

...

Were you with her at 17? Why not?

pretty sure you can fuck a 14 year old in Germany as long as it's not exploitative with the single aim of fucking a minor. Source: wikipedia. Would love to know how they distinguish a situation where the person is being exploited from not though

It requires legal complaint from the 14 y/o in question. Which means parents can't do shit.

Fake IDs are a thing. Not to mention other ways of getting some booze.

You don’t have to have the white picket fence, neatly manicured lawn and neighbors to have a home.
If you lose one, get or make another one. 94% of the US is rural, and a good portion of that is uninhabited.
You don’t need the internet and a lot of things we have now we confuse for necessities - they’re actually luxuries.
Most of the world doesn’t live a 10th as good as we do. If billions of people in the world can do it, we can too.

Well I hadn't expected what we have now to have happened, but I could tell she was dirty and potentially down to pound, so I "groomed" her towards it yeah.
I think she knew what was up too because the first time I fucked her was literally on her 17th birthday. Like mid day lol.

*we MAY have been talking about "hanging out" after she turned 17, then a couple weeks before her birthday made solid plans to "hang out" on her birthday. ;)

>Be me
>Be Libertarian fuckwit
>Don't believe in working for "the man" and parents become sick of my shit
>Dad says "Either grow the fuck up and get a real job, or your ass is outta here"
>Anarkeks.Iamafreemanfggt
>leave childhood home for the city
>Needz that wifi so i can shitpost and avoid working
>get kicked out of venue after venue for using free wifi without buying anything
>eventually decide I want my own home
>fuck working
>relocate to the countryside
>squat on some field in buttfuck nowhere and use "reappropriated" long-range wifi antenna to steal shitty internet from nearby farmhouse
>only use it for shitposting and googling how to make household objects out of cow dung and grass clippings
>use spare time to spread my Libertarian bullshit on Sup Forums
>internet use allows local authorities to follow up on farmer's complaints about some autist squatting on his land and making forts out of cow dung
>MFW get put in prison
>MFW don't have to pay for a roof over my head or food.

I was.
You sound like a beta fag.
I'm 40, we don't hang out with girls. We take them on dates and have a good time with them and fuck them at the end of it.

how am I a beta fag when I am 44 and am fucking an 18yo lol

Oh I see what you are saying.

You are retarded and didn't understand that "hanging out"was code for getting together to fuck.

Regardless, KYS

He didn't say naked