Hey boys and girls, time for an interactive story. Rolls ending in 3, 6, or 9 progress the story. Keep in mind that it takes me a few minutes to write the next event after each action is rolled, so help me keep the thread bumped.
Catalog tag is sojourn
"Knight errant, step forward." The speaker was a tall man. Slight of build and long in tooth, it wasn't his stature that was intimidating. It wasn't even his grizzled voice, fettered with latent disgust, that quieted the audience. It was his station. Nothing more than his rank. He was an avatar of king Leopine and this was a backwater farming community. He spoke on behalf of the royal court. The people he faced spoke to pigs and cattle.
You step forward eagerly, smiling crookedly.
"Sir knight, what is your name?" he asks.
"Right improper way of introducing yourself, if I may say so myself," you shoot back. "Why not grace us with your righteous name, sah? Then I tell you mine. That's how general manners work. Round here at least. 'sides, i'm certain you know my name already."
"Of course I know your name." General Ivern, the king's right hand man, sighs greatly and takes a step closer. "Listen, just follow protocol. Let's get this over with. The only reason I'm here is because there's no one else left. You're not a real knight. Let's not make this farce any worse than it has to be."
"Not a real knight? Hogwash and harpy tits. I've never met someone more a knight than me. No way, no how."
"Only because a true knight would never venture out to such a sty," Ivern says under his breath. "Then would the knight please state his name for the assembly?" he continues in a louder voice, designed to carry.
"Most certainly! I am Sir Sprayandprey!" You boast loudly.
"That's preposterous. That's not a name." The general is becoming more frustrated with each passing second. The General, though, is not one to lose his cool.
"I admit, it's a bit of a mouthful. Please, call me Alex."