Ladies and gentlemen...

Ladies and gentlemen. It is with a tear in my eye and a sense of wonder in my soul that I bring you this heartfelt proclamation.
We are witnessing the birth of a glorious new form of achievement in cinematic direction, the likes of which even Kubrick would be moved by.

I present to you: asskino.

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What a time to be alive.

using boobs isn't illegal?

So is this a sporting competition in that universe?

No, ass and boobs are the only areas that can be used.
I look forward to this becoming a real Olympic sport.

4 episodes are out so far.
nyaa.se/?page=search&cats=0_0&filter=0&term=keijo horrible

It's actually a REAL aquatic sport in Japan, you pleb

Wow someone seems worried about the birthrate of his country.

Idiocracy was right

Pretty shit show but unique in its own way plenty of fan service.

>It's actually a REAL aquatic sport in Japan, you pleb

HOW IS THIS ALLOWED?

Sex sells, circa the beginning of time.

It's not a sport, it's just a stupid game they do sometimes in TV shows

Is this seriously considered "anime" in 2016?

Miyazaki was right

Japan doesnt suffer from the "progressive sjw cancer" that the west suffers from

comparing joke series with artsy films are you autistic

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Sup Forums

>he thinks they actually discuss anime on Sup Forums

what is discussed by there then? Geology?

>ass and boobs are the only areas that can be used.
>getting tit cancer

Has he ever actually said that?

Live action remake starring ScarJo when?

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Blew so many loads to this.

They actualy used Plastic Little in a tv show in the 90s to explain what anime is. Almost ripped my dick off.

I think it's more of a past-time than a game
but definitely not a competition

can someone explain 0:10-0:11 to me?

Live action version starring ASR and MEW

>people actually find this shit hot
>not even as something to just jerk it to, but actually something to watch

hmm
is there more of the same?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plastic_Little

They're supposed to be 14 and 13 and the older one is jelly of the young one big tits.

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thanks lad

>You will never see MEW subdue ASR with her bum

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how do you make a full season out of a show like this. although it's got good webm and viral potential i feel like the gimmick would wear off pretty quick

>asskino
I hate this board sometimes.

I feel like people said twerking would wear off pretty quick. And this show is just 20 minutes of animated twerking. What's really fucked up is this has better line quality than any animation I've seen produced for television ever. And that seems like the thing most likely to get it canceled.

I bet you're a gaylord.

As a filthy degenerate who watches slice of life and ecchi shit alike, I simply cannot bear watching Keijo. It's drawn and animated superbly. I'd be cool if it were more lewd, just make it normal jelly wrestling with anime-super moves or some shit.

It's just fucking weird. I cannot wrap my head around the concept.

>They're supposed to be 14 and 13

Its 17 and 16 pedo.
The flat chested one is pissed because someone younger than her has bigger tits.

Na, just a gay commoner, milord.

>It's drawn and animated superbly.


Let's not get carried away here.

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Oh look the same "haha ironic fanservice XD" shit done by KLK or Prison School before it. At least these shows had decency to also have humour

I don't know why, and I don't even like anime, but anime porn absolutely destroys my dick. This is absolutely obliterating me. I never wanted to get too weird into it but fuck it, I need more. Sisxsis was the only one I actually bothered to look up but fuck it I jerk off to anime now sue me

The drawing isn't the best style but it doesn't have any particular flaws. And it really captures the motion of the retarded subject.

Since when?

I feel there is some age revisionism going on.

Hentai is the best. These Japanese are mad dedicated to their craft. Some hentais have made more effort put into them than full-blown western animations.