I am a senior engineer involved in a highly classified, multi-billion dollar project sponsored by the governments of the United States, China, Russia, and India. I have no doubt that this project will be made well known to the public some years from now, and will change the course of human history. But I beleive that it is my duty to share some of what we have uncovered with the world immediately. I can't say much more about the project itself, but I can tell you that what we have discovered has changed our entire understanding of physics, and has completely overturned our understanding of the nature of reality. Einstein's relativity and quantum mechanics are now able to be reconciled in a unified theory thanks to the revelations this project has uncovered. We are calling this monumental discovery, the piece of the puzzle that has been missing for so long, Log Theory. Log Theory states that there is nothing hotter than sucking a creamy log of shit out of Andy Sixx's asshole. His rich, fragrant log sliding effortlessly down ones gaping throat makes drowning in shit a fate one can only pray for. With a stomach full of hot logs I could die a happy man.
I am a senior engineer involved in a highly classified...
Isaac Hall
Wyatt Cook
So fucking hot...
Gabriel Bennett
they know something we don't
Luis Ward
Seems legit.
Jaxon Russell
Need more clues to be able to ask more relevant questions.... halp
Caleb Russell
It's the piece of the puzzle that's been missing.
Xavier Rodriguez
Log theory....
Jack Cook
You lost me at India
Justin Edwards
Oh yes daddy...
Robert Thomas
Double Sixx's logged
Nicholas Gutierrez
Indians gonna take yo job, just wait.
Kevin Barnes
Dump
Ryan Lewis
...
Jose Clark
logged
Liam Nguyen
fuck me I was hoping for a cool RP post not this shit
Dominic Wright
59's of truth
Nolan Gomez
>shit
Brody Allen
dump
Landon Ross
you wanted shit now stay for the shit
you need Andy's logs user
Brayden Richardson
...
Jackson Barnes
Dump
Dylan Cooper
log
Alexander Hall
Need that cream