You choose

You choose.

Note to law enforcement: this post is satire

All 3 go to Israel

Two in the middle east, one on northern Africa.
Note to law enforcement: this post is not satire. This is America.

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All of them in Africa

it would be a lot easier if I had to place those circles on the only locations that I dont want to have nuked

china india and the middle east

i have no problem with china and india but it will benefit the uk by taking them out of the global market

Bomb the fuck out of London, Brussels and Tel Aviv.

Note to law enforcement: Go fuck yourselves, I mean every single word. Also, I haven't paid my TV license for like 6 years.

all 3 on myself

>Tel Aviv
what has Tel Aviv ever done to you

Israel, Turkey and Saudi Arabia

Did I pass the test, or do I have autism?

One in the middle east and the other two in the most populated areas of africa.

Two on Canada, one on Australia

There, I fixed Sup Forums

Syria/Iraq, Turkey, Libya

Back to Sup Forums

I understood that reference.

Raqqa
Mumbai
Chongquing

I'm glad, because destroying só much oilfields would madness

Sweden, Israel and Sweden again just to make sure.

US, ENGLAND AND GERMANY

The best decision

>I understood that reference.

>I'm a angry cuck that do not like to be a cuck:the post

>I haven't paid my TV license for like 6 years.

ARE YOU FUCKING MAD, the police will be smashing down your door any second now.

NY, Mecca, Tel Aviv

You think ME are your enemies but they arent

They are just puppets

What does that have to do with leddit?

One at the north pole, one at the south pole, one in the heart of the amazon rainforest because fuck it

>3 houses
I like you

Middle East, India, China
Not only is kebab removed but the global population is reduced by at least 1/3

Naw, most the middle east is fine, Saudis are not though.

MADMAN. DIDNT YOU KNOW Sup Forums IS TV?

Mexico. All 3.

Mecca, Jerusalem, and I save the third one as a deterrent against reprisal.

All three to Tonga

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dont you want to bomb the shit out of isis?

>only country successfully fighting ISIS
>get bombed
thats for that

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Mecca, Jerusalem and where ever Buddha died

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After we exterminate the beaners.

all 3 on major oil fields and saudi arabia. Destroy the industry, save the world.

Op's house, his parent's house, and his place of work.

>nuking portugal and spain too
based leaf

Middle East, Mexico, and N. Korea

You still have two bombs left over.

All three on Cuba.

i would destroy all 3 so they may never be used

kek

No you failed, only one country has water and only one country has gas what the fuck?

or y'know, you could destroy them while being used.

Efficiency

>Haven't paid my TV license for like 6 years

THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

the only right decision is to make it safe for everyone

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Sorry, can't aim.

Would nuking the polar ice caps actually melt them enough to cause a significant rise in sea levels to drown out certain areas?

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N.Korean missile tests in one Image
Good job Kang made me kek

Mecca, Jerusalem, Stockholm

I honestly don't want to use bombs that big, but assuming that bombs are normal size. Detroit, Baltimore and Toronto. I don't want to nuke Eurasia or Africa. Negroids are supposed to inhabit Africa. That's okay. I don't want to nuke Israel. It's too historically significant, and I think the Jews should be allowed to live in Israel.

WTF YOU NUKED THE WHALES!!!

I HATE UKRAINE NOW!!!

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTT!

nice

FUCK

Caiman islands
Panamá
Sweeden

>KILLING OUR FUCKING OCEAN

Quality post

You would still have 2 left, OP is basement dwelling neet

Three nukes are not enough so I think the best place would be here.

no dia que eu tiver interesse em saber o que a merdinha da helena pensa, deixa que eu pergunto. nunca parou pra pensar nisso? que eu não quero saber da tua buceta? sem falar que é óbvio ver todo mundo reclamando quando xingo aquela imbecil. seguinte: você é uma princesa mesmo? então só você mesmo pra querer viver nessa fantasia, porque o mundo não precisa de realieza. sua familia nao passa de um experimento social para demarcar limites econômicos. hah! como se a rainha da inglaterra puzasse um raio da morte do bolso dela assim de barbada... enfim, além de boqueteira, o fim não fez meu tipo. deixa ela pra esses punheteiros do rotary club.

This will do.

>this mad about being used like a cheap whore for the gold burried beneath his country

You gave me a hearty kek mein freund.

Just do it to be honest

ABSOLUTELY DESTROYED!

What kind of spanish is that?

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Berlin, The most populous part of Pakistan, and Istanbul.

He was destroyed!

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nobody lives there, next time hit the great lakes

>Nuking Ethiopia

fucking scum

>bombing canada before mexico

Rhiyad, Mecca, Medina. All during the hajj

pacific ocean
atlantic ocean
indian ocean

humans were a mistake

Tel Aviv

DC

Melbourne

in that order

good luck with that, tyrone.

LITERALLY ALL THE OLD WORLD

god bless america

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Those are all the same place now, ameribro.

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Woah

The entire usa southeast. That will solve pretty much every problem the world has.

Sorry but western powers put down arab and african nationalism for decades and what we have now is the result.

I am not blaming all westerns because nationalist westerns are fine. But dont be so edgy with africa and the middle east because if it was not for western powers, pan-arab and pan-african movements would rule everywhere and this world would be a better place. Problem is that didnt match their plans. They rather have everything unstable and flood europe with migrants.

Mexico City after we build the wall.

Jerusalem because its the Whore of Babylon.

Mecca because fuck muzzies.

Holy kek

Everyone with a fucking pulse understands that reference but reddit users always point it out for upboats.

You bombed Portugal and Spain, the best kebab removers
Nice move

There certainly have been worse ideas.