The west needs to step in and help before it's too late
AUSTRALIA IS LOSING THE CARP WAR
William Taylor
David Cooper
>Abbos
>birds
>fish
Australia, I'm starting to doubt that you're as tough as you say you are.
Julian Williams
Aren't you losing the possum war?
William Butler
RARE
Thomas Martin
Nice flag, Chen.
Christopher Rogers
Jesus Christ Australia. Are you loosing everything? The Emu War? And now the Carp War? Why are you loosing to animals?
Dylan Russell
It's habbening, all over again...
Easton Hernandez
To be fair, its not as easy as it seems.
Zachary Williams
What are the emus doing?
Ayden Torres
nice flag
Samuel Thompson
FUCK AMERICA PLEASE HELP US I'M SORRY FOR CALLING YOU GUYS FAT AND AUTISTIC AND FOR CALLING YOU BURGERS AND SHIT PLEASE JUST HELP US BEFORE THESE CARP KILL ABSOLUTELY EVERYONE IN AUSTRALIA
Samuel Martin
kek
Zachary Foster
man up, butter cup
Jacob Bennett
Because they are defenseless. The only skill that Australians have is shitposting on Sup Forums.
Blake Richardson
This.
>funnel web spiders were not endemic in Australia until January 1933
>the koala uprising of '53 was clearly funded with emu dollars
>Tony Abbott is obviously an emu in a (bad) human suit
The evidence is incontrovertible.
Xavier Nguyen
Carp are easy to deal with. Is it open season on them there? Carp are fun to bowfish, or fuck just shoot them with like a .22 lol
Oh wait you guys don't have guns... Are you even allowed to have bows or is that too scary?
Ryan Morales
can I get a source on what the fuck is going on?
Easton Flores
Maybe they can make a tenative alliance with the emus
Kevin Hernandez
Flags nice
Josiah Walker
European carp are an invasive species in Australia, so scientists are researching how to kill them off with the herpes virus.
Michael Ward
Why don't the Aussies harness mememagic to transcend shitposting to a physical weapon?
Robert Hernandez
No retreat! No surrender! No alliance!
>captcha: select all the images with waffles - not one of them blue
Josiah Hall
Don't forget the emu war they lost.
William Gutierrez
AUSTRALIA PLS RESPOND
Are the carp actually Canadian agents sent in to take the shitposting crown from the strayans?
Ayden Lopez
Don't forget the toad war as well lad
Caleb Garcia
UNCOMMON
Noah Sanders
...
Hunter Watson
...
Isaac Johnson
Carps are deadly though, did dorf fort teach you nothing?
The emu war was a barrel of laughs though.
Jonathan Thomas
Just let the crocs handle it.
Juan Clark
We need to enlist traditional methods to get rid of these carp bastards.
Jeremiah Howard
Looks like Cheerios is becoming a little too exotic tbqh
Samuel Williams
Can't even go for a dip at night here
yahoo.com
>people always forget about the cane toads
Cameron Hughes
>cane toads
How far south are they these days m8?
Parker Ramirez
I flinched
Ian Reyes
cute snek
Dylan Sanders
what a cute snek
Jaxon Myers
...
Grayson Brown
Wait so ....how will Straya get the Abbos to bang fish?
John Long
GIBSMEDAT, I don't have you yet.
Jonathan Lee
Damn, giving fish the herp? That's some cold ass shit right there.
Logan Rivera
Why does Australia keep losing wars to animals?
> tfw no pigeon summoning gf
Nathan Robinson
do cane toads eat carp?
Bentley Flores
Our country is massive, its like trying to fight the taliban on a scale 200 times bigger
James Perry
One of the few things they won't fuckin eat.
Brody Lee
So let me see if I get this straight...
They failed to get rid of the abbos, the rabbit infestation, the emus and now they are losing to carps?
Seriously? You guys can't simply mass fish and make them go extinct?
Thomas Nelson
>Spends $1.2 billion on a warship
>Is losing a war against fish
You can't make this shit up. Australia needs to secede to NZ before it's too late.
Grayson Hill
what are they going to do with all that fish? straya will not touch fish with a 10 meter pole. straya only eats kangas and koalabros