Geeyy afternoon edition

geeyy afternoon edition

How's life user?

“Let them see my weakness, and let them see me overcome it.”

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>why did you die like a fuccboi every time possible 9s?
>to test my power

i haven't played paragon in months, MMR cap is actually 30+ minute queue times before dodges

i play fortnite, tw:wh2, you know, games that don't actually suck like overwatch
you literally get a brain aneurysm from the game itself

aww, why not

I cannot argue with that

I can't sleep

Life

Trump 2020

feels bad man
i got work in 2 hours

Yeah OW is meh
Had an alright day. Think I went a little positive in mmr
Been playing Ark with friends but that lifespan is dwindelling

Also fortnite is probably the only "okay" br game

Come and help me get down to the gym, feeling too damn lazy.
I'll tire you out.

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I stuck my finger in a taser and my ex-friend pressed the button

>ark
O M E G A L U L
M M
E E
G G
A A
L L
U U
L L

pubg is garbage, and i enjoy fortnite because it's not
>looting for 30 minutes
>playing like a bitch the whole game
>winnable with minimums

aww i had that all spaced out perfectly too

this website is garbage

Is that the reason he is an ex-friend?
why did you put a finger in it?

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yikes

>game with friends
I dont mind
fort at least knows its not serious
pubg is where the neets go

Still br games are scum and you shoúld be dipped in your fryer

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yes,
jokingly

garbage website, they even disabled legacy captcha

even if with friends that's such a gay game
pubg is the new vegan

meh idc what you believe, i enjoy what i enjoy

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The other capcha is fine because I haven't needed to do any tasks yet, just clickety box and Im not a robot

>"Ark isn't the best of games once you've reached peak survival tbh. There isn't much to challenge you once you've got am inbred Squid and Rex hoard"

Did he say it was only a prank? If so then put dick in him and say It's only a prank, bro.
Hope you get better friends.

become a squig herder shaman

and then
>click 300 pictures of cars
>click every picture that looks like ____
after 3 tries

We've never gotten to that point
Still fun to fuck around
Just like you bb
br games just feel like mobas to me
>do a new x every game
Mmos or arpgs for me tbh

Did they ever fix optimization in ark? I refunded it because it barely ran

I dont have a shit pc

Are you sure you're not a robot? I think they're on your tail

>"What's stopping you matey?"
>"You can tame a mid-lv squid with a shark that has around 12k HP easily enough, Sarcos work for this as well given how easy high lv salad BPs are to find for them~"

>"What put me off playing further was the lack of reward tbh. There's no mechanism to lessen the structure resource grind in-game, and even when you've got a 2500% ATt ankylo it's still not fun to smash rocks for 20 min"

Puuuuuuushhhh
I wish
Mr Bear is not far in life
I have to wait tell his family gets off work and grabs me. (They work in area)

1,2, some swiss cheese looking mofo is cracra
3,4, cunt-punt little shit head girls out of the way
5,6, look up diccs
7,8, insert fake dicks up rectum
See 9 turn to 10
Never sleep again

I don't like gyms, unless there is a pool. I'll stay in the pool. You work out.

>Privileged child ego
Explains a lot

20 pound dumbbells REEEEE

I play on private 3x server
Official is impossible for me and I'd never play
And we only started a few days ago
I have $20k in the bank and paid for all of my own things
Imagine being this retarded

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zzz your banter makes me wanna sleep since it's so shit

i don't think of it that way, i just play it and it's always 'how long you survive and how many kills can you get'

zzz

i'm not sure what you mean by this

Im in the same boat
1am and tired af
Just make ebic forts like minecraft

>"What map?"

>"I'm on a PvE Ragnarok with 3X and a few QOL mods, like the feeding troth that fills itself. Back when I was playing the Island map and we had all of carno isle to ourselves, it'd take me 2 hours, 2 times a week to fill all 8 troths in our base with cooked meat, even with a power-mutated Thero"

No, what will I tell Snarf if you fall asleep and drown? You work out get tired and sleep.

It's the only dumbbell size that exist in furry-land.

Just island. Like 10 or so friends, many on their first time
If I played a public, I'd much rather pve
Pvp in ark is boring af

I always base south of carnoisland when I play. Ez everything

you don't even make forts, you just make like a 1x1 tower, or build a bunch of stairs to push someone elses

Just roleplay in fortnite
Erp in the prisons lmao
And Ive watched a fair bit of clint (fuccboi)stevens play fortnite so I have a pretty good idea

I'm a filthy casual now and I love it

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>South of Carno Isle

>"I hope you like Alpha Rexs and Gigas, because that's a common spawn area for one and a common wonder area for the other~"

>"Back before the flyer nerf we had our main base in the southern islands, on that flat cliff area across the river from the small metal hill deposit. We had secondary bases on the Volcano, Green Obelisk, Blue Obelisk and turned the large ice berg into a Dodo-Rex safehouse for the event"
>"Kinda miss HALO-Dropping a rex from atop a Quetz to save the newbies from alphas, but that kinda loses viability when cross-map fly speed goes from 30 seconds to 5 min"

>"And this is my problem how~?"

ftfy you big gay

yeah, I like it
Love that alphas can give you quality tools
Yeah, my friends normally base south then go to the snow

We're at the point where we either do caves(tried and got fucked) or do bosses which ofc requires caves
I still like Rust more than Ark by fae

Also your rp talk shows a lot of effort, good job

but clint stevens sucks

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Yeah hes fucking awful at everything lmao
But he is one of the few streamers who has a personality
t1 and him are like the only good streamers

>"Gotta keep up with tradition?"

>"If you can tame a few direwolfes you should be fine in a cave, even before their alpha bonus it was a fairly solid stat. I would avoid wearing armour while mounted tho, as that acid spit can still hit your hit box and cause you to slowly freeze to death."
>"Grapples are another bonus. Or, you know, you could just take some metal foundations, ramps and ceilings with you and build bridges over most of the hurdles?"

feels bad man
watching t1 right now

Im watching these guys who play casino slots online
Probs mentioned it before
I'll watch t1 in the morning though
Yeah ive looked up a lot of the info for them
Just a case of get enough people on, preped and willing

sounds gay

Idk. Its pretty interesting
Also you sound gay

Do you have boneless tacos?

Its that ego man
Everytime
Just seems like a privileged child showing off his daddy money
Just sayin

Everytime I tell anyone about sleeping problems. People crack out that OLD FREDDIE song

I'm gonna go for a cig
Idk if I'll be back. Its almost 8:30am. Fam and peeps be moving about today. Gottah be part of it.
>yay

Tell him I got my wish I've been working on for 20 years.
Huhuhu, suicide if that flew past you. Do it right, accident and life insurance for my niece. "How would she feel, knowing your gone?!" That shit head isn't even 3. So its not a person yet. She'll love me when she's 18 and can blow it all on whatever.

>filthy casual
lol

>69
IN SPACE!

i am gay

and we only have them with bones, fries too
apparently ameriland is only just getting fries in their taco bells starting yesterday

i'm happy i quit smoking 13 weeks ago, shit was awful, making me cough up tar
i still am sometimes

I'm really enjoying the casual life, I haven't been angry at games in over a year. DotA was so stressful for me

you people are worse than pedos

My parents were and still are poor af
Turns out working from the age of 15 means you can buy things
>b-b-but how can the person who is so full of themselves be better off than me

What about boneless nachos?
Damn I could go for a kebab right now

were you playing Dota 2 or DotA on WC3

nah, everything's got bones in it, man
you crazy, the bone makes it taste better

Your wish won't be granted, and Snarf need his man so he can be a perfect husbando.
Don't know your niece so I need you to be alive for my future entertainment.

real talk, food with bones in it(e.g chicken wings) disgust me
>he jumps at the opportunity to talk about wc3

DotA 2, sadly I don't own wc3. I'd like to try it some day

man i love wc3, fuck off

>he hasn't played wc3
why

I can guarantee I have more playtime on wc3 because it was the only thing I played for 8 years straight

>tfw you will NEVER have a game as good as wc3 again
why live?

It was before my time, I'm a young fag. Didn't get into PC gaming until like 2010

i prob have more playtime in diablo 2 than wc3, but i still have a shit ton in both

wc3 remastered poggers

man i was like 4 years old when RoC came out and i was still playing it

I don't think I even had a computer or internet until like 2002

that's when it came out

I loved d2
I was just too young to know it
I remember I got the game in 2004 and I couldnt figure out how to kill blood raven

wc3 remastered will never happen and d2 remastered would need major changes to work(d2 endgame is terrible)

Then yeah that would've been before my time. I was doing little boy shit at the time like playing sports and riding bikes and shit. I became a nerd in highschool

How would you convince a cynical man to regain trust in the world?

my dad has been playing blizzard games since the lost vikings, i still have all the old box copies of their games

funny enough the back of the wc3:RoC box uses some beta assets that were scrapped when the game was released

i never did that sort of stuff, it was all lame
>why don't you play sports, zary
because sports suck

i actually still can't ride a bike

You know a lot about being beta lmao
I remember I got a hellfire charm because some douche was teasing in public trading
EZ Clap

I was raised doing sports every time I could. I'm pretty grateful for that because it gave me good coordination. You should really learn to bike if you like being outdoors, it's one of my favorite things to do.

zzz

i remember i got some ring once that was pretty much a maphack, it would make the whole map visible when you opened it up pressing tab so it was EZ runs

sun with face clap

i hate being outside and never go anywhere other than work
plus it's all snowy and cold out

Ah that's a shame. I live in the Midwest so we get hot summers and brutal winter's. To me there's nothing like the feeling of a nice bike ride with the sun beating down on you with a nice warm beeeze blowing.

Ive probs suggested it before but play PoE
its d2 but better
Even your fag forsen tried ir

I kicked it
Almost a year later
Out of pot and price went up with winter and Trump fuckery
So picked it back up to get out of the house when my legs work.

Wouldn't know
Don't play enough to care

>tl:dr
I kinda know that feel

Single mom taking care of me and her dad. If someone got a job besides her. We lose house. Idk nor care if you know how fucking retarded laws are here.
>fucking Jew laws Utah
I moved out in High School and got multiple jobs. Before my knees fully gave, I was working 5 jobs.
Ask Snarf, rarely got to see me.

But ait, you just an edge lord who goes Bi-polar like Nibi.

But drowning is so cool
Def when you do it as a kid. Near death exp. Is a great drug.
Also, idk about us going husbands. Feels like Id do all the work and he wouldn't show up because he was to 'tired'. Don't wanna be in that situation.

By aiming a gun at it

So basically you can't, they know the truth. And you can't change that without memories lost. And if he lises his memories(exp). Then he loses himself. Because memories(exp) are what make us, living.

So killself is best awnser.

i live in the middle of the great lakes so it's the same here

the sun sucks

nah, i don't find it fun
forsen sucks

You from the UP or something?

>he actually thinks im bipolar and in no way just misinterprets 99% of my interactions
Oof

My personality hasnt changed at all nor my opinion of anyone here
>posts forsen meme
>forsen sucks
rly joggins my noggin

play with my dick, you'd like it

i'm kinda sad to see you picked it back up, i feel so much better since i haven't smoked
i quit weed too, i only smoked tobacco with it and vice-versa

ontario, what the fuck is UP

>"You can do it solo while on a strong enough doggo, you know"

>"Any plans for yourself then?"
>"I'm three weeks into my month off rotation and I'm rapidly going crazy. Gonna exercise later, probably play maid after that"

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>forsen meme
what do you mean

Upper peninsula of Michigan, they're pretty much right in the middle of lake Superior and lake michigan

"sun with face clap" is a forsen meme from pubg
I have a 250 tiger but I doubt it has the same effects? I also have a tanky af heal pig but idk if he'll fit
I walk an hour everyday, its dope
>play maid
tell me more

oh yeah i forgot i had some free crunchy tacos i can redeem
poggers

nah, i'm in ontario, in the middle of lake huron, erie, and ontario

yikes

>The cat has a lower DPS than the doggo, the hungry piggo might be too bulky to get around most of the bends in some of the narrower caves."
>"Isn't much to tell really, I'm gonna shave my body hair mostly off, lube up my ass and take my time teasing myself while I've a vibrator held against my cock using a fleshlight"
>"All in all I haven't played with my ass since September"

Is it a nice place to visit? I want to go see Canada some day

lots of farmland, and people are nice for the most part
don't go to the big cities, they're awful

canada is a big place, you'll be seeing it for a while if you want to see it all

and there's my fortnite dailies done, with 50 minutes before work
ez

Crunch my tacos lmao
And a 2L coke

whatcha doing with your moneyz?
Sounds hot

>hairless fag
This meme cant work for me. The italian genes are too strong
Buttstuff is pretty fun. Sometimes you get months you dont feel like it

And I guess I'll find a doggy. The carno island cave seems really open so I might try him there

Pretty much want to see the best parts, I'd like to check out BC because I like mountains but it's pretty far west so it'd be nice to go somewhere a little closer to home

i'll crush them

idk, i have to get it first
next week poggers

idk what the best parts are, my experience has been limited to the 'london area'

is that your first paycheck?
Buy some dragon dicks