You wake up in Tokyo

You wake up in Tokyo

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Most hideous skyline of any city in the world

The street level environment is underrated though

Don't you mean the magical girls?

It's OK but I don't like anime

>Most hideous skyline of any city in the world

I think that title goes to Sao Paulo. Infinite ugly, indistinct high rises stretching off forever into the horizon.

Beat me to it.

>take plane to Beijing
>surprise visit friend
>crash at her place
>???
>profit

But no one sleeps in tokyo

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it's shit

go back the the UK

Depends when I'm there. Winter I'll go north and hit the snow fields! Otherwise bum around Tokyo and take some time to go visit the redlight district in osaka.

Why not do that from where you are now?

That would be awesome

Would wonder in the city for weeks.

Take a short walk to admire the scenery, then go to the embassy and kindly ask them to fly me home because there's no way I can afford a 2k ticket to get home. If this doesn't work out I stay in Japan illegally and find a way to make money.

a dream is realized

I am now illegal immigrant.
Where would I be able to find a work?

>no japanese language
>no papers
You will get paid worse than the average unqualified japanese person and work longer hours, you might as well commit sudoku on the spot.

oh fuggg :D

gotta go suicide

What am I looking at?


Also pls tell me about Taiwan?
How is the life over there? Your country seems fascinating to me.

Looks like a big favela

24.73m2

Akihabara massacre

it's ok
but the house price is too high
and under constant threat of China
so i probably won't recommend it

Visit everywhere start spending as much yen as I can get and give. Maybe get a job if they'll have a white boy.

heheheh

many young people in big cities here buy 30m2 studios too since it's impossible for most people to afford a normal flat.

>buy
i meant they get a mortgage to do it of course

well, shit.
And here i thought my life couldn't gets worse...

that city in the op pic is better to live in than any russian city, it's just too big

Not much in the way of density transition ...isit?

Wait till midnight, then hit the Wangan.

>better to live
Without money, no acquaintances or relatives, work and at least basic of japanese language? In the one of the most xenophobic country?
Sure, much, much better.

gonna go home

if i would somehow end up in tokyo, can i crash at your place?

How do I get back to Osaka

Just like my animes

Why is everything there so s m o l

Where can I get an 80s bike?
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It's 2.3 km far from the Sky Tree

I love it :)

>everything is either a commieblock or a favela tier detached house

This is normal in Japan;

Do you live in one? How is it?

... the house is so small...

i mean an average japanese person's living standards are much high than those of an average russian person in any russian city you dumbass

I am a student so I live with my parents and my brother:)

※ Shooting from home

how much is the rent for this type in Tokyo?

300~400$

>be me
>quake starts
>jump out of window
>get back home
>quake starts again
>jump again

Who cares about the skyline?
You're not birds.

Our house is not the smallest

67% of the land is forest mountains in Japan.
There are 6,852 islands.

That's cheap. In Hong Kong, it can rent for $640 in suburban areas and $1150 in business areas.

...

And on top of that Japs hate russians and often deny service because of russian fishermen.

I explore the city

Then you travel back in time to the Edo Period

And teach them the glory of Jesus Christ. Finally I can realize my Conquistador dream.

Looks like shit.

No recognizable landmark, all boring concrete jungle.

>tfw Romania

Thank you

Hey look, it's wojak on the middle right