What is the sexiest thing a man can wear?

What is the sexiest thing a man can wear?

A penis

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A fetus

All I wanna do
Is brap brap pew pew
Bang bang boom boom
From the womb to the tomb

a womans skin

my ass on his cock

Done there

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Agreed

your mom

A Penetrator is better.

A noose.

It's been 40 minutes and you've gotten 11 replies, and not one of them has any relation to the question. That's why you shouldn't ask Sup Forums about anything you want a serious answer to.

A tall pope hat

Not Senior Airman stripes

definitely not that "i'm a cuck" uniform that fag is wearing.

Your mother's skin

Haha...this.

Idk, /fa/ should tho

True. I forgot this place has become a nigger worship shrine, with traps and that scat garbage. Old Sup Forums is turning in it's grave.

I felt bored so made this thread.

A suit made of money.

his pride

his heart on his sleeve :)

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Not a faggot Air Force uniform. Literally any branch other than Coast Guard would be better than those cheap ass blue suits.

a smile :-)

How are you a sra with only 6 ribbons

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Coast Guard wears Air Force for their Tropical Blue Long.
Fuck off POG.

A good suit, oxfords, a tie clip and cufflinks, a watch, a ring, white skin and short hair. Anything else is abhorrent and repulsive.

>Senior Airman
>no Good Conduct Medal

>year of our lord 2001+17
>no deployment ribbons

ur a fucking nonner lol

A sexless marriage with a dash of crippling depression

I mean, depends on his build I guess. Personally, guys in suits are a turnon.

>What is the sexiest thing a man can wear?

A sequined jockstrap, thigh-high gum rubber wading boots, a bee keeper's hat, and a baseball bat up the bunger.

top kek

A suit made out of thousand dollar bills, doctorale degrees and awards for humanitarian efforts

a jockstrap
>pic related

Tight shirts, all the way. Also a slut for a man in a suit.

All ribbons, high-three, or six-of-the-members choosing.

I wear a hodge-podge six that piss off my E-9. I've got a sea-service, special operations, E-ribbon, 9/11 ribbon, Presidential Commendation and Meritorious Unit. My E-9 has wanted to get into a fist-fight because I don't wear my "high-6."

>What is the sexiest thing a man can wear?

a kilt

Another man

XL condom

>air force
hahahahaha

put on a real uniform faggot

this nigga knows what's up

>Tight shirts

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even on a fat guy?

Tank top shirt

Damn, got eem, hahaha

a woman

Better a tight shirt on a fat guy than a loose muumuu on a fat guy. I don't think fat guys are attractive, but I also don't think loose clothing helps them look any better.

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>clothes
Nah but seriously, suit and a tie, can't beat it.

a train

>humanitarian efforts
Yeah, if you like a cuck who enjoys doing free labor for third worlders and women because he was raised in a faggot western society that told him he had to.

Shirt & Braces, if you can wear them without looking too nerdy

a pretty dress

You're not Air Force, are you?
36-2903 says you either wear all your ribbons or none of them with the long sleeve shirt

You do realize most women enjoy men who are not sexy but kind

t. numale

Never go full Slav

most women agree and see right though your 14 year old boy negging attempts

Am gay lol

Blues mess dress. O side. No stripes