"Amber Heard is explaining why she has requested $50,000 a month in spousal support from Johnny Depp

>"Amber Heard is explaining why she has requested $50,000 a month in spousal support from Johnny Depp.

>The actress outlined her income and expenses in a document filed with the Los Angeles Superior Court.

>Heard says she has made almost $27,000 so far this year -- as of May 31 -- from residuals from her appearances in projects including "The Cleveland Show" and "Magic Mike XXL." And she claims almost $44,000 a month in expenses.

>Included in her line items is $10,000 a month for rent, $10,000 a month for entertainment, gifts and vacations, $2,000 a month for eating out, $3,000 a month in health care costs not paid for by insurance and a combined $10,000 a month for pet supplies and fees for her public relations, agent and attorney."

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3000 month in health care

Wtf did dep do to her

Shit I'd punch the shit out of her too then again what dumb fuck marries the mistress

She clearly stuck things out longer than she should have with Depp because she cannot afford her lifestyle on her own. Story I read stated she earned around $50k last year.

The court should not rule in her favor. She should have to learn to live off her own income.

>Has ludicrous living expenses.
>Durrhurr my ex-husband should pay for my lifestyle.

This is the sort of law that makes sense when we're talking about making sure women don't become homeless or have to live in a wooden shack when they get divorced by their middle class husband, but makes zero sense when someone is living an expensive lifestyle.

>$10,000 a month for rent,
>$10,000 a month for entertainment, gifts and vacations,
>$2,000 a month for eating out,
>$3,000 a month in health care costs not paid for by insurance and a combined
>$10,000 a month for pet supplies and fees for her public relations, agent and attorney.

How do I switch genders?

>mfw she will get blacklisted because of these shenanigans

so.. Johnny Depp is

>insanely rich
>talented
>famous
>high social status and influence
>good looking

but still gets cucked. is there no hope for ordinary man?

>2016
>falling for the vaginal jew

Honestly this Goddess deserves more, she is definitely underselling herself.

Depp should have enough self respect to agree to pay it. He shouldn't have hit her either, no matter what. What a despicable human.

You cuck boys need to know your place as well.

I see your point Sup Forums, but you have to understand...your up against common law

Marriage law is still based on when married women were expected to be stay at home wives. So theyd be busy watching kids and tending the home, but never developing job skills. So thats why we have the laws we have.

Also, I have absolutely no sympathy for Johnny Depp. Hes a complete moron. Serves him right for making shitty movies

Could be worse, pic related

>$10,000 a month for entertainment, gifts and vacations

>Amber Heard is explaining

Nothing to explain. She's a cunt, she want' undeserved privileges.

>goddess
calm down son

>made 27000 dollars

what the fuck i thought celebrities were rich, but i guess this cunt is just another leech

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She punched herself with her right hand. That or Depp is a lefty.

>$10,000 a month for rent, $10,000 a month for entertainment, gifts and vacations, $2,000 a month for eating out

10,000 a month for entertainment. what a country.

They've been married for less than 2 years.

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Everything will be fine unless you go against the emperor.

People who fail marriage once are likely to fail marriage twice and thrice. Many marriages hold up, statistics are filled with people who fail marriage repeatedly creating disparagingly skewed projection.

Notice how you didn't say intelligent

$2,000 a month seems decently frugal for someone this fucked up

she is not easily amused.

she's a low rent whore. hardly a celebrity,

>$2,000 a month for eating out

That would actually be a feat that's hard to accomplish for one person, even in L.A., even assuming two out of three meals a day. God damn.

He seems happy

maybe she should #feelthebern

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Honestly, I'm surprised that she isn't asking for more.

>$3,000 a month in health care costs not paid for by insurance
confirmed preexisting herpes/AIDS

hey that shit unbroken, was pretty good, directed ,writin, idk by her.

Watch as she starts fucking a black dude, and yet Depp will still be a liberal cuck. Depp should pay 75K per month if that happens.

Work harder, little cuck, females need you.

muh dick muthafucka

>$10,000 a month for entertainment, gifts and vacations

Completly obliterated that pussy
She know walks with a limp

On any rational, sane planet the courts would simply tell her to lower her expenses to accommodate her income. On this zany world they're going to make her ex-husband give her his hard-earned money every month just for existing. Then she'll turn around and complain about "the patriarchy" with a straight face and without an ounce of shame or self-awareness.

I want off this ride, boys. I want off right now.

That is exactly like graphs for modeling infections in a population.

if you eat out everyday that's like 66 dollars a day

She has to pay for her boyfriends too

He threw a phone at her.

I hear Depp plans to cover his spousal support payments through a new contract with MLB.

nty, porn, lifting, and vidya

kill urself

>that list of expenses

$40*30 = $1200

Honestly man food is expensive as fuck

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he's a drug addict though and generally an unstable and miserable person. I wouldn't exchange my broke self to be him desu. He's one of those bohemien people

oh cute doggy in swing. someone write soon...

>2016
>white wimmen

Honestly fuck Johnny Depp. Didn't he divorce his wife for this young pussy?

Not to mention he's your stereotypical smug French commie.

I hope he enjoys the redistribution of wealth for those who need it.

Why are white women sociopathic demon scum?

Wait so this is $50,000 a month on top of the $200 million she's already seeking?

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2000 a month for eating out?

The only thing Depp should be paying is for her to get some fucking cooking lessons

Just follow the Bruce Jenner plan.

It kept him/her out of prison after that vehicular manslaughter charge.

>Based Jennifer

She is the best thing to ever happen to show business. Give her 3 billion.

>take estrogen and extremely high levels of risky medication to block your testosterone receptors
>have your facial/body hair removed via lasers and electrolysis
>train your voice to be female
>wait 2-3 years for estrogen to actually take effect
>get your dick cut up and flipped inside out
>go to a butcher and buy pigs blood to fake period pads and trick your BF
>study pic related a ton
>???
>profit

why aren't you married. Oh idk.

>tfw she could NEVER EVER do that in an islamic country

step it up kukfirs

You can max that out at 60 dollars a day, every day, for a month, and still not hit the $2,000 figure. And that's assuming she eats out every day of the month. That amount is completely superfluous imo.

It would be cheaper for Depp to hire someone to kill her.

Why can't they just tell her she has to work more if she wants to live that life style.
Also, how long will she get payments for?

If they got married in California Depp is fucked.

California has the most fucked up divorce laws in the USA. Basically if they were married in Cali she gets lifetime payments of a percentage of his worth every month unless she remarries.

youtube.com/watch?v=r0H6R7xRytk

i guess,idk lol

>Also, how long will she get payments for?
till one of them dies

>libs piss and moan about how CEOs earn too much money
>support women making 40x the minimum wage for marrying someone they didn't like

>You saved that image

America, please invade.

>so.. Johnny Depp is
>>insanely rich
>>talented
>>famous
>>high social status and influence
good agent, greedy "studio".
>>good looking
negroid retinas
>but still gets cucked. is there no hope for ordinary man?
He is a confirmed drunkard and drug abuser.

*percentage of his CURRENT worth, so even if he goes nuts and gets blacklisted from Hollywood she's still getting that $50,000/month.

>2010
anybody have the updated figures?

But I'm a girl, user.

U PAYIN A PRICE FOR THAT PUNANI LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

oh well here is half my shit, then.

Professional tongue masseurs are expensive.

Hey, can someone explain this to me.

If she wins, for how long is he supposed to pay that shit for? The rest of his life? What if he wastes all of his money and can't pay no mo? Goes to jail?

>only half
fucking sexist pigu

Awesome performance!~ Golden Globe worthy

No, you're mentally ill.

First time is always the hardest for most things.

Divorce is not an exception.

Source: married.

You have a Y chromosome

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Any decent restaurant in LA a good meal will be atleast 100bucks.

Shes not going to mcdonalds.

Average meal out probably 150, so that gives her around 12 meals out. seems fair.

Smart money is betting you are the other type of girl though.

Who cares? He deserves to die penniless, I hope she takes everything.

its called a Talaq look it up.

Just say you identify as a woman, you bigot. It's 2016

>$10,000 a month for entertainment, gifts and vacations

I suspect that sex is a myth perpetrated by the beer industry.

Nah, $10k a month for entertainment is ludicrous, $2k a month for eating out is nothing.

60 bucks a day is the maximum you think she can spend? Shit man, in Orlando just ordering some wings and a piece of cheesecake from a cheap place was like 20 bucks. Eating a steak in a 5-4 star restaurant in Cali, with two glasses of wine and a salad is probably near 200 dollars or more. In one meal.

Fuck, if I earned over 100k a year after taxes, I would easily spend over 20k a year in restaurants, I love eating out good food.

You're assuming celebrities aren't comped for eating there

Not so bad when you've got shit loads of money, a huge house with 20 bedrooms and you can make yourself cum by looking in the mirror

Hahahahha he fell for the marriage meme. Didn't he learn from the first time.

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>10,000 a month for entertainment, gifts and vacations
uh huh yeah you don't need that, cunt. you will get 400$ a month until your ass gets a job at McDonald's

half their kids are adopted you dumbfuck

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