Quick I need help. I fucked up.
>got horny
>using the internet for too many years, curious
>posted on craigslist offering to suck a dick
>done this before, always come to my senses and back out
>fucked up today
>gave out my address, guy said he'd be here in 20 minutes
>that was 5 minutes ago
What do I do? Just not answer the door? Lights off pretend nobody is home?
Help urgently required.
He drove down there cus of you faggot you owe him a blowjob now
Apply some chapstick.
pretend someone pulled a prank on you
like some random faggot sent him your address
I don't want to be gay.
I think I'm going to turn the lights out and hope he goes away. Maybe I'll send him a message laughing that I sent him to some random address.
Try it OP. Might be a girl with a feminine penis.
Get yourself ready for the cock, you slut.
Just do it fag.
So..
Then what? Is he there? Are u sukin him off??
That might work. He doesn't know what my face looks like but I did send a picture of my body and my height/weight. I feel like he might still realise it's me just changed my mind.
Post pics
Just suck the dick you faggot
We need to get OP horny again so he'll do his duty.
No then Sup Forums will call me gay. Also I said I'd swallow but that's fucking gross.
let him in.. and explain with a couple beers...
and everything will be fine.
sucking dick is soo hot
Fuck he must be nearly here. I'm going to shut it all up and hide down the far end of the house.
>I'm not gay, I just do gay things when I get horny!
You are gay either way.
just open the door you filthy cocksucker, you have been curious forever, nows the time to just do it
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tell him he has the wrong adress
Chicken
Chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp
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Someone's gonna be pretty mad at you for not sucking their dick and swallowing their hot load.
Come on OP don't be a faggot. Just sucks his dick
So you're gay after all, would please not defile Eru by posting pic of her with your dirty sentences?
Just offer to trade handjobs -- that's totally not gay.
It can still work it might have been one of your friends playing a prank
OP its okay!
make sure you dont see any herpes or anything then swallow his load!
its great to suck cock.
I've blew 3 guys in the last few weeks. always fun.
you know you want to OP
just do it
Fuckfuckfuck a car just pulled up everyone shutup.
open the doors with a blindfold on, on your knees with your mouth open.
Post a pic or blow him already
If op dosent write back he's either gay or dead...
have fun man
just let go and make that guy happy he came.
just do it faggot
How am I gonna make noise through a text post?
He knocked gently and tried the handle. Not sure how long I should wait before he leaves, can't risk making it to a window where I'll be able to see if he gets back in the car.
just get up and open the door you faggot
That comic is awesome
Got more?
It's on shadbase
He's gonna show up one day out of the door with his dick hanging out and pissed
If you don't do the "I got pranked" thing he will always know a cowardly cocksucker lives there and come back
But if you do, there's a chance of rape
Good luck OP
get fuck
MILK him and continue with your life thats not gay
you area fagget for your regret
da puns
(_'< O==8
You suck him dry you fucking faggot, put your finger in his ass while you do it.
You should spank yourself for denying this poor man.
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SUCK HIS FUCKING DICK YOU PUSSY
ONCE HE LEAVES YOU'RE GONNA BE ALL "WOW I WISH I HAD JUST DONE IT"
>everyone shutup
I laughed
I hope he kills you.
Still hasn't left. Just got an email saying he's here and describing his car.
fuck my life
answer the door naked and shit yourself in front of him so he doesnt want to come back
suck his fucking dick you sissy ass bitch
just let him inside
this is your time to find out how gay you really are son
Suck his dick, you KNOW you'll either regret it or do it AGAIN later unless you suck it today.
Just suck his dick.
Just tell him you don't want to do it anymore. Jesus christ, the guy is a complete stranger. Worst thats going to happen is that he tells you to fuck off.
LET HIM ROCK YOUR WORLD ALREADY YOU FUCKING TEASE
THEN POST PICS
just suck the dick OP you have nothing to lose but we do if you don’t fucking do it and post pics
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just do it man. it's really pretty good. ive done it with 12 guys i think in the last 8 years. just no homo and don't tell anyone. you'll enjoy it and if you don't then you won't be curious anymore. just get past the nervous part
this and record it
Email him back.
"Hey, I'm sorry, something came up and I'm not home."
>suck a dick
DIE FAGGOT DIE
WE NEED A FAGGOT CONTAINMENT BOARD CALLED /fag/
PACK ALL THE FAGGOT PORN SPAM IN THERE
ALL THE TRAPS, ALL THE DICK RATE THREADS, ALL THE OTHER FAGGOTRY, WHOOSH, GONE, SLAM THE LID AND KEEP THE FAGGOTS LOCKED IN THERE, WRITHING IN A CESSPOOL OF FETID STALE SEMEN, ISOLATED FROM DECENT SOCIETY. FUCK THE FAGGOT SPAM!!!
I redact this post. You made him waste his gas, now you sucky sucky faggot
any can tell thats an obv lie. youre abouta get dead
kid nap him. And have him as a sex toy.
just suck him! This might be the best night of ur life.
I enter to post the address of a fagget that
didnt want to suck my dick and I found this shit
OPEN THE DOOR NIGGA or your address gonna get leakd harder
better?
"Hey, something came up and I couldn't make it back home in time, my bad. Didn't mean to make you drive out all that way."
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Remember, you can't see AIDS
Start slapping your leg and moaning really loud. Maybe he'll hear and think you found another dude
WHAT HAPPENED OP? YOU SUCKING
Remember when Sup Forums was fun and freedom, not whiney little alt-right douches shitting up the place?
It's not hard , Jesus. Just answer the door and be like " the fuck are you?" And he'll be like " I'm user from Craig's" and you be like "well what you want?" He'll say "you said you would suck my dick" and then tell him "fuck no that wasn't me." Or just play it off like a friend is getting back at you for a prank.
I MEMBER
This could be true
OP, your id or your dignity
Bluffing it isn't him
Op you should still pic related though
he suckin.
open the door nigga Im still waiting
something came up in the 10-20 minutes it took for him to get to your door and now you're not there? sounds like bs he knows youre in there alone. go suck his dick and move on
you will absolutely regret not sucking it, when you're horny later.
tbh i hope he is.its not good to fantasize about shit and be to scared to act on it. i remeber the first time i did it. i waited for the guy to drive from the other side of town and i was so nervous. took an hour and a half but when he showed up we had a great time. we both came and it was dirty as fuck for 18. no regrets
Shame i missed it
These alt rights give this place a bad reputation
You'd think they'd stay in /politically incorrect/ but noo they have to fuck our Sup Forums shit
If You see me walking to my car its going to be too late for you .. open and I wont make you swallow it all
You know you want to
Start sucking!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OP, YOU BETTER FUCKING HAVE LUBE
Moved to mobile. I answered the door. Dude is sitting on my lounge and I'm in the next room, told him I was gunna get some water for him.
he hasn't answered in a long time. You guys think he opened the door?
PICS! RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW!
Just like everything else, pussy ass whiny bitcjes fuck everything up like a plague, worse than bubonic imo. At least it was a quick and decent death
he did open .. sorry guys no address for you this night..
do it pussy!
lets see show him the site and tell him you want to share with us
pics fgt
HAVE FUN OP TELL US HOW IT GOES
need proof! write a timestamp on his dick.
Tell him it was just a prank, I promise nothing bad will happen to You.
come here op lets take a pic with my dick in your mouth.
dont be shy
Go for it OP
Shit I hoped you practised, OP