Okay Sup Forums, post three facts about yourself

Okay Sup Forums, post three facts about yourself.

First two, normal.
Third, weird but still true.

1. I'm 21
2. I've had four surgeries.
3. My moms ex killed himself.

Go!

I got schizophrenia from weed
I'm still addicted to weed
I spend like $70 a week on weed

1.im 21
2.i love soccer
3.i have sociopath tendencies

Like what? If you had sociopathic tendencies you may not be able to realize you have sociopathic tendencies. it kind of cancels itself out.

it fucks me up too. I only smoke like once a month now though. how are you addicted if it gave you schizophrenia?

>i like fusion and prog metal
>i've learned the hard way that most people are fake and full of shit
>i've been subject to constant stalking, defamation and harassment for over 10 years and shit just keep getting worse
took me a while to figure last one out

I'm 21
I got 5 public drunkenesses in a year
3 of those 5 were in two weeks

i exist
i breathe air
sometimes i fart so hard it hurts

sexy

1) I am a vigilante..killed a dude in self-defense in 1988..walked with a 500$ fine
2) I am a murderer..i killed a rapist in 1989
3) In person I am the nicest guy you would ever wanna meet...(not my opinion...opinions of my co-workers on my last eval)
BONUS Fact: I am a medical marijuana patient

Op here, have some more

1. I own a lizard
2. I've crashed a car
3. Ive been in the psych ward for four days

1. I make up stories to feel like a bad ass
2. Became a narcissist in April of 1995, I AM a bad ass
3. Spent $384 on a belt

cool beans

1. I am an expert sound designer.
2. I hate everyone's taste in music
3. I pissed away 100k on idk what

1. khv.
2. I can't swim.
3. born with one testicle.
read recently that i'm more likely to get testicle cancer..so there's that.

What were the surgeries? I can't believe I'm the first one to ask

One on each testicle to remove terracotta shards lodged in them after a gardening accident, one inverted penile anthrocestimic procedure and I had my belly button removed

any tips on mixing and mastering? Also, what kinda music taste do you have?

Does your girl suck on your one nut?

I used to be in “the industry” (music/models) for mainly PR related crap
I have 5 lizards
My second cousin used to be the PM of Estonia. I’ve only met him twice, but funny dude.

Wow that sounds super fucked. I'm sorry it's stuff dealing with your nether regions.

1. tonsillectomy
2. plate in my ankle
3. removal of thyroid mass
4. thyroidectomy (cancer)

That's alright, one of the lucky ones I guess lol

>3. My moms ex killed himself.
About you this isn't. you homo.

I took a plate to the ankle... it ended up ricocheting into my balls

>My three ex-mom's killed themselves

Not true.
People with sociopathic or psychopathic tendencies are completely aware that they are different.
Source: I score very high on the psychopathy checklist and am considered a psychopath.

Would shoving processed meat into a mailbox constitute psychopathy?

Nah. Died from the elements.

1. Beat up an autistic kid
2. Got my ass kicked by a 6'3 lesbian
3. I always look pissed off

>I've held a fossil much older than the earliest man
>I've fucking not two, but three girls when they were wearing wet diapers, ABDL fetish is best
>I have sold a painting for 11.5k.

All true, feel free to call me a lying faggot.

1. My man tits passed off as girl tits to lots of horny guys on whisper
2. I've had sex with 5 women
3. I cheated on one ex with the other 4 women

Lying faggot

>Source: I score very high on the psychopathy checklist
lol fuckin fag, how about a diagnosis instead of an internet test?

This

1. im 21

2. punched a fat mexican lady after she screamed at me for about five minutes about taking the last parking spot

3. i honestly think toriyama is pulling shit from his ass at this point, whats vegetas new form, SSB2? it felt forced and predictable

...

You know what Freud said about psychopaths? Actually... I don't know what he said... but I'm sure it had something to do with penises or his mom

>1. khv
Gives me slight anxiety thinking about how a girl would react though.

Nice trps

yeah, it was about his mom's penis i think

Nice trips

I was about to go there!

O shit Satan's here

>18 yo
>kinda no lifer (playing league of legends all the time)
>i like girls who are 12yo and up
Pretty much it xD

you think youre so cool huh? john wick once killed 3 men in a bar with a pencil, a FUCKING PENCIL

not feeling so cool now huh?

There is no actual diagnostic to determine psychopathy.
Instead the therapist works down the psychopathy checklist by Robert Hare in a long interview.

I didn't do it online but clinical. The checklist IS the actual tool uses for diagnostic.

They just don't ask you the questions as they are on the list, they have a long interview and ask you several questions to determine a value for each point of the checklist.

An antisocial personality disorder has been diagnosed before.

Joker made a pencil dissappear

well mr dark lord sir, dont send me down there

My name is Elanor
I was born in Ireland
The world tried to kill me young

pls no dox

1. I like traps
2. Traps aren't gay
3. I lost my virginity to a old lady

batman joker?
one piece joker?
persona joker?

theres like fifty different jokers

i periodically act on my impulse to kill small animals. :(

To you i say why

(alsotrapsaregayyourafagifyouliketraps)

I listen to EDM... mostly hybrid trap. I also enjoy a lot of popular pop tunes because of the impeccable engineering.

For mixing, pay a lot of attention to the timing of your instruments. Talking about aligning the attack of multiple sounds to mesh perfectly with each other, often times flipping the phase of a sound to see if it helps make it blend. Similarly with decay make sure instruments aren't bleeding over into the transients of other things.

basic shit: make sure your bass is mono. Don't send bass to reverb. Don't even send transients to reverb since it will blur the attack of an instrument (looking at you snares). For example chop transients out by hand and put them on a separate track that's not going to reverb. Or duplicate a track and use an envelope shaper tool if you're running drums in the box.
Use group compression obviously when you want to things to gel together like a drum group or multiple snare layers if you're making one from scratch.

Mastering: Use mid/side and multiband tools. Set each band by ear to hear exactly what it's working on. I tame dynamics before using a multiband distortion because you don't want the added harmonics jumping around too much. Never ever use artificial widening in the mastering phase as that will fuck anything that's panned to one side in a mix. If you're going to use any kind of widener do so on individual tracks in the mix.

I can blather on for days, you'd just have to ask specific questions. The fact that you're asking at all means you probably already know a thing or two that I don't.

1: Aestheticly, I am the epitome of perfect, aryan, superhuman
2: I hate niggers and Indians.
3: I am a femanon

>>I've held a fossil much older than the earliest man
Big fucking deal. They're everywhere in central Texas. Ammonites mostly.

>femanon

Strong independent trap

Sociopaths and psychopaths don't try to tell the world that I am a sociopath because I have scored very high on some fucking online test.They are to mature for these shits

Love affair with Russian Poet
Love affair with Swedish Hacker
Dirt poor American veteran with early onset alzheimers

Are you my brother?
Moms worried about you faggot.
CALL HER NOW

Well I dont live in central texas you fucking hillbilly. It was cool as shit when I was a kid, still neat to think about. Have a loli.

u kno it bb

I'm not ur bro, but Mom's work for me. What's her digits?

I'm white
Ive been to the hostpital recently
I have a half brother

nice traps

The PCL-R is not just an online test it's used by therapists.
And most psychopaths love to brag about it when they safely can because they're also narcissists.

I have gluten allergy
I love anal tentacles
2d>3d

get out with that faggot shit

>20 years old
>had to drop college and get a job because a 7 week long strike fucked my year
>my father constantly tells me how much he wants to kill himself

Its okay, I still love you user.

Have this as exchange...

Your taste in music is absolutely fucking gay.

1. I'm not a virgin
2. I dropped out of high school to work full-time.
3. I flew 2000mi to live with an user I met on Sup Forums in 2006

1 I work in the immigration office of my country (not amerifag)
2 I use the aformentioned position to crush the hope and dreams of muslim scum
3 I take pleasure in other humans suffering

1. High school junior
2. Kissless virgin
3. Almost had a girlfriend but ruined the relationship by making a lesbian joke

instead of third one ill add this
I love music from synth pop to deathcore

You guys still live together and are friends?

1. 24
2. devoted racist
3. i play RS3

Satan promoting anal tentacles and hentai

typical.

>I was in the Navy for years
>I can't swim
>I know how to float

I need album like that.

I think infant annihilator can do it, but they will have tentacles analy rape children. And priests would fap while watching that

1. I'm 25
2. I went skydiving and bungee jumping at 17
3. I've been admitted into a psych ward countless times, definitely over 10 times in a span of 4 years.

1. 27 years old as of today
2. have a bachelors degree in psychology that I'm not currently using
3. My paternal aunt married my maternal grandfather making my mother my dad's step-niece.

1. I'm 28
2. I left school at 15
3. In the last 13 years I've worked for 10 months at most

1. Had MFF threesome x2
2. Had MMF threesome
3. Had MMFF group sex

>homo, much homo

Haha no we fucking hated eachother after three months. If I saw him on the streets today I would not hesitate to attack him and I'm sure he feels the same. I want that faggot dead.

ok

1. I'm 25
2. I've juggled with knives at a carneval and one knife fell directly in a cradle and stuck in the babys chest, lmao no regerts
3. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

-19

-Never kissed a girl

-I licked my sisters panties while i fapped.


Damn even i cant quite believe i did it. Hormones i guess.

More like Whore Moans. You dirty little slut. Post pics of boipucci.

1. I like vidya
2. I don't have friends
3. I sleep with my mother

Im a human
I have feet
I'm stuck on the toilet because my shits want to stay in me

You sir - I thank you for that post.
Confirmed sound engineer for sure.
And fuck others taste in music...

let it stay with you, it loves you. Appreciate that, at least someone does.

1. I'm ambidextrous
2. I can shoot two guns at the same time with good accuracy if I can see the target
3. I can ride a unicycle and juggle, but not at the same time.

YES, I did have an asinine dream of being some kind of entertainer. Nothing happened of it aside from lots of time wasted and skills I will never use in real life were learned. I never got over my crippling stage fright.

lmao

No, I need it out of my asshole
This aint a fuckin hotel

Post your sister

let it stay...