Have you ever wanted to ask a female:

Have you ever wanted to ask a female:
Advice?
Body Questions?
Anything?

Sort of feeling down today, and been a while since I posted one of these, so ask away. Trolls Ignored.

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Why are you feeling down today op?

Been pretty stormy all day, so just kind of hid inside. I wanted to get a new copy of monster hunter, but I haven't heard back from any places I've applied yet. Trying to keep positive, but just one of those days.

>Body Questions?

How big are your bewbs

Why do girls have honest-to-god temper tantrums like fucking 5 year olds, in public places, over bullshit?

I mean, okay, I'm a jerk, fine. But there's no reason to make the valet who parked our car think I beat you.

What is up with that?

what do you usually fap to?

How much times did you orbit around the sun ?

I don't wear bras, so not sure the exact size. Last time I wore them they were a 32D, but they've gotten bigger since then.

Sounds like a shitty girl. I know some who do it because they think it's funny, it's not. Generally, any adult who has a temper tantrum does it because they got away with doing it as a kid.

Futa, Rape, and Squirt porn generally.

I am 20, 21 end of March.

There's this girl in my class who appears to be really nice when you talk to her, but all of my friends who have known her for a longer time than me can confirm that she talks about everyone behind their backs, including me, even though we have nice conversations when we work together. Do you have any idea why she does that?

How often do you think about sex?

Your fav positions? And whats the most pleasurable things a guy can do to your body?

Do you need feminism? If so, why?

>Futa, Rape, and Squirt
hi,fellow /d/egenerate

>Futa, Rape, and Squirt porn generally.

Can you squirt?

What's your honest opinion of gay dudes?

>I don't wear bras, so not sure the exact size. Last time I wore them they were a 32D, but they've gotten bigger since then.

Would you mind showing us maybe...?

I went to party tody, it was great i got to dance with the sexiest girl on real life, it was great im gonna keep the feeling a few months while working... i didnt get a number so thats . Shamme....

Some people are just shitty, and there isn't any way around that. Same reason why anyone would talk shit, she probably thinks she's tough shit and no one will do anything about it. Her parents are also probably shit talkers, so she picked it up from them.

At least once a day, generally more.

Doggy, because I have a rather large behind, and I like that it can get deep. I also like the primal instinct of it, being pushed around and used like that is hot in my opinion. Most pleasurable.... I like massages, but sex wise either very hard or very soft touches, the stark contrast can make my heart race and my stomach drop!

I need feminism in the sense that I believe everyone should be given equal opportunity, but I understand the differences in gender capability and performance. I think everyone should just be nice to one another.

Ayyyy

Yes, sometimes. It's a very weird feeling.

I like them because I can feel comfortable without the fear of changing intentions. I know if you see my tits, you aren't gonna wanna fuck me, makes me want to be more comfortable around you.

No pictures, I'm too chubby for that, you can find much better looking things on here.

Maybe you will see her again. If it's meant to be you will know! I've never been to a party, I'm sort of a NEET.

>No pictures, I'm too chubby for that, you can find much better looking things on here.

But I like em thicc, and your voice is cute so I want to see the body it belongs to

Thanks for the tips, will try it out!

The defeats the point of staying anonymous. There's much better looking, sounding, and actual "thiccness" to find on here. I just like food to much.

Best of luck!

do you ever dream of past relationships? i cant get a certain girl out of my head and its killing me. i just want to move on like she has. you feel so happy in your dream then wake up and get FUCKING DEPRESSED thats why im awake this early. pic unrelated just thought some i should add some happy to this post

Yes, very much so. One of my more recent exs for sure. I care for him very deeply, but he broke up to be friends. He is constantly "torn" between wanting to be friends and be more. I know he just does it to try and keep me waiting for him, but I care about him too much to let go sometimes. So I sing karaoke at 4 am and cry and wonder if he thinks about me like I do him, or if he ever will, or ever has. I've only had a few relationships, but some part of me will always love those I have given a part of my heart to. I think you just need to learn that it's okay to take time, and it's okay to miss someone, even if they might not feel the same. Your feelings are valid, they happen for a reason. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise (yikes that was meta)

>The defeats the point of staying anonymous. There's much better looking, sounding, and actual "thiccness" to find on here. I just like food to much.

Beauty is subjective. Don't sell yourself short

You said that you usually fap to Futa, Rape and Squirt porn.

Do you have rape fantasies? and in your opinion does size matter?

Why are women evil?
I know the answer already. Genes. You just can't help it. Selfish and absorbed. You evolve to seek the best genes. all the same story.

Truth is women aren't evil, just inherently shitty. Always complaining despite the better end of the deal. I need a good woman in my life but I'll never find one.

Women expect everything from men but have been taught by femnism to give nothing in return.

If I could just find a woman to support and nurture me I'd give her everything I had as a man.

But such a thing does not exist. At least not for me.

The question is as pointless as any "answer" you could give me.

Thoughts on this?

But I'm only 5', everything I do is short!

Yes, I would say my biggest turn on is a rape fantasy. I've only ever gotten to do it once, and he had to take a break partway through because I was so wet he kept slipping. I think size is subjective, there are people who have a preference for a size, but that isn't everyone's preference. I personally like 5-9 inches, but anything bigger or smaller can always work too (well, maybe not too much bigger, 9 inches hurts, but in the good way).

I'm sure any answer I give you would be ignored either way. You seem very set on your feelings.

have you ever fooled around with a girl?

lmao, why are you limiting it to only women being evil? we're all people, and we're all fucked up. fuck off with this delusional thought process - men beat the shit out of and murder people.

>But such a thing does not exist. At least not for me.

I don't think it's women, I think it's just you

Do you wanna have sez with mne?

the worst part is it just sort of fissiled out. we both moved to different places we started to talk less and less until it was just over no goodbye nothing just silence. last time i saw here my heart was pounding out of my chest i was so fucking happy. im just scared i will never find another person like that. ive tried tinder and the like over the past year but its just feels so vain and meaningless.

I want a male sex doll. I think the women who are intimidated are because they have nothing to offer except their pussy. Just gotta find the ones who can give more, although I understand they're hard to come by. But yeah, I want a hot guy doll who I can use to be happy, can pass the time til I find the right person.

No, very straight.

Sucky Sucky?

It sounds like you need to stop trying. It's okay to take time. And statistically, every person has 7 soulmates on the planet, so even if she was one there are 6 more! (Maybe not the best advice kek.) Don't try to find someone "like her" or you'll never be happy. Find someone you can love for being them.

I have fetish for girls having to sniff my unwashed dick. Are there any girls out who would be open to that?

You ever Think about Having a dick, If so do you think you would prefer it or no?

Uhh so theres this gril I've talked to for abt maybe 3 years now? We would talk through kik and met through a summer band group chat
I really like her but generally dont have any time to talk.
She used to want me to send her voice clips of me calling her my bb and cute shit like that but has been ghosting me bc I dont have time anymore.
If we do start a relationship, its going to be a weird ldr and I dont think on planning to fly to cali soon so idk what do or what to say to her w/o sounding like a dick and telling her shes fucking cute and all but its a bitch to have some quality time w her
;-------;

Fuck you hit my feels

jesus i really did need some one to say those words. it hit me hard , i dont normally cry but i did tonight..... thanks user i own you one

Everyone has some sort of fetish, I'm sure there are many girls who like that.

Many times. I think I would prefer it. I think I would be gay though, vaginas are gross. If I had both that'd be super neat.

I think you answered your own question, you don't really sound like you want a relationship with her. You should be honest so she doesn't feel lead on.

It's how I've been feeling a lot lately. He came over earlier and watched some Avatar the Last Airbender with me. I just want to touch him and look at him and hear him say he loves me again, but I know he won't. It hurts when I see him, but it hurts worse to not sometimes.

If you ever want to talk more, drop a discord and I'll add you. I'm a relatively lonely person so I'm always down to listen and give advice. I'm glad I could help, and I'm glad you can let your emotions out. Everyone needs a good cry sometimes.

I also had a similar story but in reverse. I had a gf that wanted the long term relationship. I loved her but I was just not ready for that. So I broke up with her cuz I don't want her waiting for me. (We were only together for 3 months, but I knew that he liked me for a long ass time)

regarding the dick thing. I think most guys actually think the opposite, vaginas > dicks

I think the biggest issue with him is I know he wants to be with me. Sometimes he will slip, and tell me how he wants to be with me. I just think he doesn't think he is enough, and I haven't been able to show him he is yet. He is more than enough, so I keep trying and hoping. I'm sorry you had to go through the pain of a breakup, it's never fun for either end.


Maybe it's because I have a vagina attached to me, but they are just gross and not attractive in my opinion. Guess that's how I can tell I'm straight.

I have a distant relationship with two girls, neither one knows from each other. Is that okay?

this is a nice thread

How dare those girls give their love and sex to those other men and not me, I constantly think when I see young couples. There is nowhere in the world I can go anymore. There is no more life to live. The Day of Retribution is all I have. It is the final solution to all of the injustices of this twisted world. By doing this, I will set right all of the wrongs I’ve had to face in my sorry excuse of a life.

Yeah no, I'm sorta bi but Id rather keep my dick than have another hole tyvm

Is it common in most women for them to see curiosity about things as a 'child like' quality?

I personally don't think so. I think it would be okay if both knew and were accepting. Would you be okay if either of the girls were dating another person?

Late night feels and advice I suppose.

Nice pasta, I'll have to save this one.

I think that depends on how they were raised. If they were taught at a certain age that curiosity shouldn't exist anymore, they might think so. I think it's boring if people aren't curious about things, I think it's human nature to want to know more.

I know elliot rodger was a pathetic piece of trash, but I would have totally been okay with it, if his plan had worked out. Not OP.

how are you so pure

NO excuse to being fat op seriosly get it together think about your health, not only you'r body, but your mind.

Taken from the end of his manifesto

The problem is that both may leave me and then what?

I think that we can all agree that OP is now our mom :3

Pititfulpancake#7279
sure go ahead although im not sure if i will always be active.

Get two more or get one

>Yes, I would say my biggest turn on is a rape fantasy. I've only ever gotten to do it once

This is so hot. Ever fantasize about being gang raped? If so are you open to the idea?

Creepy, dude.

Oh fuck, I'm not pure. I'm just me I suppose. I like to see the best in everyone except myself. I've lived a lot of life I think, and I've done a lot of things I wouldn't say I'm proud of, but I have to just keep going.

I'm not fat, I'm chubby. I could stand to lose weight, absolutely. I also have a lot of health issues, so maybe that's as much as an excuse as ever. Honestly though I'm just lazy and really like food, plus no one to try and impress.

Then you learn in the future to not do it. If you didn't want that outcome you shouldn't have been that way in the first place.

Oh lordy jeeze, I'm only 20, I am not ready to be a Mom.

Will Add anyway!

I think as a fantasy, but I've never even been in a 3 way, I get really shy when people see me naked, I'm pretty shy in person anyway though. Much easier to be brave while I'm anonymous.

I'm not satisfied with my appearance. I want to be more attractive.
I made money to fix some true problems (family) and now. I can spend for things like this.
Jawline surgery, worth it ? Do you have any suggestion on what part of my body I should improve with surgery ?

It's okay. Women also have their circles of best buddies. They essentially give them hope that they could get a chance of being friends with benefits. But in the end they only get robbed. This of course will lead to a lot of jealousy between the guys, all hoping that they are the one. I have a female friend, that has admitted that she has around 5 different guys and she got a new graphics card from one, the other one offered her tickets to different cosplay events and manga convetions and one bought her an entire cosplay costume. My opinion is that is okay as long as you don't use them to get things and give them hope.

Why does she say she loves me and cares about me but she broke up with me

>Much easier to be brave while I'm anonymous.

True

Fuck your willing to just add people?
Dunsmore64#4803

I mean fuck it feel free to add me strangers i have nothing to talk about

wow so much anger from this community of thirsty neckbirds lol

just ignore all of the haters OP, they are all insecure little boys that don't know how to talk to a woman.

Do me a favor and reject all of the adds that you are receiving now because honestly, it's most likely not going to end well, they will harass you and bully you but I won't let that happen.

Add me on skype (hitman90001)

you can use my shoulder to cry on or we can just talk about life heh.. :P

muah xoxoxoxo

I don't think surgery is ever needed to be honest. Attractiveness comes from your personality mainly. But, if you aren't happy about your appearance and you want it to change, then only YOU can decide what you think would help.

Sounds like a shitty person tbh.

When you find out, let me know, I can use it to answer some questions too.

Sure, why not?

>Haters
This has been a pretty positive thread so far. Seems like a bait, let's see which guys call you a fag.

Kek

Just want to let go and forget but they messaged me yesterday and have realized how closed up and lonely I am

Not sure if its the same female from two weeks or so ago.

I posted here about a friend who wanted to marry when she hits a certain age even tough she already has a boyfriend and making plans to get married...

Anyway, just wanted to tell you that I talked with her. Explained that I wasn't going to play that game and that I would rather end the friendship now than being toyed by her.

She has been seeking me everyday like crazy and even calling and texting me since then. Last txt message I got she promised to break up with her boyfriend if I decided to "be hers" again...

I haven't replied back and hasn't even talk to her since the day I put a stop to her game. Been thinking on making her breakup with her boyfriend, fuck her and then dump her...

Thanks for making me realize what kind of hollow person she really was.

Hey op how many dudes did you fuck and how did you meet them. Did you know some of them for a while, did you meet and then just fuck etc.

>so I keep trying and hoping. I'm sorry you had to go through the pain of a breakup, it's never fun for either end.

Yea it sucks. Hope is a good thing but remember hope is also dangerous. I just hope that you find you happiness.

so fellow Anons while im still here any Nichijou fans out there?

Why did you and your ex break up? Clearly you're on decent terms if he's still coming over and hanging out with you. Can you not just make it clear to him that you really love him or is something preventing you? I doubt he'd move on without saying anything to you but that'd be the worse case scenario if you really love him and say nothing.

Yessss

Satan?

what kind of emotions do you go through during periods? like do you feel disgusting because its leaking? or are you getting horny? or both?

Well, never had a response like that.

You're right. I want surgery because i'm really greedy when it's comes to myself. It's my fault.

And It's should be only me that can decide what is best.

I suppose I need opinions and not let others influence my decision too much. I'll take a step back and think again. Thanks you.

1. Is there any way to take a covered picture of your breasts to prove you're a D-cup
2. Why are you depressed? I'm much younger and probably worse of than you, not saying cringe like 'I was born in the wrong generation' but this one I'm in sucks.
Sorry if you've already answered these questions, just that I've insta-scrolled to the bottom and don't wanna read all the jargon above

Seems like she's either town about what she wants, or she's trying to keep you as a backup in case nothing else works. Both seem fairly toxic.

Sounds familiar, I would be the same OP. I'm glad you talked to her about it. She does seem shallow for sure.

Oh jeeze. I've slept with 25 people, I was an escort in college for a while to keep from being homeless, but decided I didn't want to do that and haven't since. Most were ex's or people who I just wanted to sleep with, although I won't glorify it. It depends on the person too, excluding escort times (only 4 people) most were in classes with me, or people I met through looking for a relationship.

I appreciate it. I wish you happiness as well.

I've told him. It's not me, he knows I'm in love with him. He's 18, and he said he doesn't want to date anyone until he feels "more stable." I've tried pretty much everything I can to get him back, but he isn't interested. It hurts.

666 I'm a vessel.

I just started Birth Control, so Hopefully they wont be as bad (will only have 4 periods a year now too, thank goodness.) I get horney the week before my period, on my period I mostly feel tired, and I crave specific foods, but I'm not a bad PMSer.

If you want to be happy, you gotta make you happy. At the end of the day, you're the only one who knows what you truly want.

Do you play Dark Souls OP?
Currently running through DS1 (raped tf out of DS3 as my first DS game) and acquiring the 3 souls for the vessel. So much to learn about this game it's insane

"this one" referring as to my generation plays the Russian 'Blue Bunny' Challenge for fun
(in the end of the challenge you commit suicide)

Wait you where an escort?
Care to elaborate on that a bit

Do you like anal?

you seem aight gurl, tnx for answering my weird question and i hope you feel better soon

This is some sad shit.

Why are girls so annoying why they can't enjoy their own hobbies why they can't do anything by themselves why they want to do everything as a couple why they cant enjoy their own things? Its kinda annoying

Can I make a sister out of you? (No incest intended, just wanna make an e-sister)

Do you have a thing for pink hair or something? I'm pretty sure it's been in every one of your posts so far.

No pictures. I used to take them, but that's not who I want to be. I don't think D cup is that big, guess I just have them.
I have a hyperactive thyroid disorder, and I have diagnosed Bipolar, so that's most of my issues right there. I've created pretty much all my own problems over the course of my life and just don't have the motivation to fix them half the time. There's a lot of factors into why I am like I am, but everyone has lots of factors and layers to them, like an onion. (smash mouth playing in the distance)

I'm not, unfortunately never got into it. Have been wanting to play it recently, but no way to get it. I want monster hunter so bad but that won't happen either.

Any specific questions? I was an escort in college. I went to a private all female college, which was very expensive. Mostly I spent time for money, only ended up having sex 4 times, although most people I saw just wanted to talk anyway. I made around 350$ an hour. I had a "Sugar Daddy" type arrangement once, he pretty much just bought me sex toys in exchange for going to events with him like work galas and such.

Yes!

I appreciate it. Thank you!

Seems like you're not finding very good females. Everything looks pink through rose colored glasses.

I don't think I'm a very good sister, but sure. I have 7 siblings, I'm number 7 out of 8 (multiple marriages, not Mormon or catholic)

My hair is pink and my eyes are blue, so I use characters that remind me of me (albeit much skinnier, taller, attractive versions).

I may be over analyzing but is your name Daniel?

does anyone have the link to pic related?

>32D
>Doesn't wear bras
>faps to hentai

WE GOTTA LADY NECKBEARD GENTS. MAN YOUR HARPOONS.

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"7773" technical trips? Also, since I now have an e-sister I dont know how to keep in contact w/ ya.
Ummmmmm
Snap: austenwolf
Discord: Zurkon#1284
Even if you really add me I dont really know how to confirm you are you, rip

She's fat abandon the thread

Bras are expensive, and I don't go out so I don't see a point in wearing them.

I'll add you on discord.

If everyone left threads because an OP was fat, there wouldn't be a lot left on Sup Forums. Nice self projection though, but bad bait.

How to masturbate beautiful woman on public without getting caught? As I am in new city for 5 days and there are lot of beautiful woman in this city.
How to get girlfriend I don't have one.
I am male.
How to get woman as a friend? I am 18 yrs old don't have any friends
I need a girlfriend? How can I find one?
I am stalking woman on FB. I don't have any friends.
I love to stalk every woman from 17-26 on Internet. I am doing this from 2014 and I was 14 age. I do alone secertly
It is my favourite hobby. No ones knows it even my parents because if they find out they won't be happy :)
Stalking a woman is the best as long nothing cross limit

How to get a gf on internet? I am single 18 years old don't have any friends.

What is dumbass? Are you a dumbass?

What is sexually frustrated? Am I sexually frustrated?

What is poo and pee? Are you and me both or them are poo and pee?

What is Linux?

What is Operating system?

What is Firefox? am i Firefox?

What is 64-bit computer?

What is dumb?

What is Opera?

What is chrome?

What is firefox?

You have a gf for males or bf for females? Both of you should pee each other.

Fat woman are so ugly even beautiful fat woman are ugly too.

You have to be patience.

You should pee yourself in pants.

What is masturbation? I think i do 3 times a day

What will happen if the person is unable to pay his/her debt?

How to get a gf. If you dont know about this so go pee your partner especially if its gf for males or bf for female

Do you poo and pee everyday?

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I'm helping you through fat shaming hope some day you could be a normal human being you don't need to be rood