I'm a retired hacker any questions?

I'm a retired hacker any questions?

Will you put a shoe on your head for some bitcoin?

I'm not into the crypto meme

Can you hack your way into a woman's panties?

Bitch you better watch yourself. You're talking to Sup Forums, the best hacker in the world desu. Lol but seriously, don't try so hard around here. That's what Reddit is for. Don't worry, soon enough you'll be a real oldfag and your shitposting and meme creating skills will be top notch. Praise kek!

>goes on Sup Forums claiming to be hacker
>shows face
>instant proof of doing fuck all
neck yourself fatass

You single?

where's your ski mask?
were you part of anonymoose?
do you run linux?
what do you think of loic?
is mom out of dew and tendies?

Tits or GTFO!

Where did u learn 2 become a 1337 h4x0rZ

No pls

Does your garbage disposal sound like Chewbacca taking a shit? If not you're grounded.

Why did you stop having snacks? Also, are you sure you actually did stop?

Looks like you retired from burger king

>no timestamp
>ugly and fat
/thread

Explain ROP, ret2libc, and what is r2?

how can I hack common household objects back in time ?

>retired hacker
what happened? take a ddos to the knee?

What is in that bowl?

Get me BF2 server software pls

pig nostril

What's your most righteous hack? Ever hit one of those Gibson systems?

Nice basement faggot

Did your PUBG account get banned?