How do i make the pain stop?

How do i make the pain stop?
How do i get rid of my hangover

>How do i get rid of my hangover
Soak your brain in your own urine.

Works every time

Just accept that this day is completely wasted, you can not use the day if you're doomsday hungover. Just keep drinking water and going to the bathroom until it's sunday.

Drink alcohol again

water, water, water, water, water, water, water, water, water, and more fucking water

pickle brine

okay for real though, if you want to get rid of a hangover, just buy yourself some KFC, McDonalds, or basically anything that's covered in grease, some kind of chicken burger works better though. get three cans of any kind of energy drink you want, monster works better though, a bottle of coke, any kind of minty gum, some cooking oil, and bacon. LOTS of fucking bacon.

First, cook the bacon up real nice, making sure to drown that shit in the oil, the greasier and oilier the better. next, take your chicken burger, or whatever you got, and wrap that shit in the bacon. chew the gum up and just kinda stick it on your greasy bacon burger ball and put that in a blender. pour in your energy drinks and coke, and a bit of cooking oil never hurt either.

Finally, blend that shit all together until it's just an unholy liquid of pure heart-clogging hatered. pour the mixture into a cup and chug that shit. Don't drink straight out of the blender jug, because chances are you might throw up a few times, but just keep going until you've drank the whole thing, and your hangover will be gone within five minutes. times can vary depending on what you got, but at the most you should be good in about 10-15 minutes. just try not to throw up everywhere

Hair of the dog

Some water, too. You should drink some water as you're drinking.

electrolytes!
(the ones that athletes use to disperge in water, or even the ones you get to treat diarrhea)

or
honey, bloody mary, ramen soup, lots of water (main cause of the headache is being dry)

>buy yourself some KFC, McDonalds, or basically anything that's covered in grease
total fucking bullshit

Do what I'm doing right now. Get out of bed, take 3 or 4 shots of vodka, pack a bowl, get back in bed and take a couple hits every so often until you pass out.

Great adivce dude. Now all we need is a fucking time machine to travel back to last night and drink some water.

And water alone doesn't do shit btw. You need salts and electrolytes. And then another drink. Get back on the road.

Sounds like bullshit but it really does work. to be honest it was bullshit at first, I was trying to fuck with my roommate after he'd been out drinking all night for his birthday, but he legit said that it worked. so either 17 people have lied to me in the past, or this shit does work

Bananas and ice cream in a blender. Should be just too thick to drink and have that and you'll be cured.

Kill yourself

Juice is better than water but either way you need to push fluids.

Take asprin or other OTC pain reliver.

A little more alcohol will help get you get through the day.

Eat greasy foods. Forget about this "bread to soak it up" nonsense idiots tell each other.

Finally, shit early and often. Your body produces a toxin after processing alcohol and it sits in your intestine until removed with the rest of the waste. The problem with this by-product poison is that it gets reabsorbed by your dehydrated body which mistakes it for water.

This. Bananas and milk are like a fucking miracle. Plus this shit is delicious.

Pop a couple B Complex vitamins and eat something fatty with your shake. Doesn't really matter what. A cheeseburger, pizza, fried chicken, bacon and eggs, whatever. Have a couple glasses of water after and take a nap.

You'll wake up feeling brand new.

This is actually good.

Make yourself a mozzarella pesto sandwich. Buy a picket of mozzarella cheese, drink is brine that comes with it. Peel is between some bread and put some green pesto on it and chow down.

that whole hokus pokus about the junk food is downright unnecessary. the body needs to be hydrated above all and it needs electrolytes badly. the effects of the alcohol to your metabolism has drained the body of both. what you stupid basic bitch accidentally get, mainly from the bacon, junk food and cola, is electrolytes and salts. this is all you need. but you can cut away the fucking junk food and jump right into supplements, which are way more effective and less health damaging, you fastfood cuck no-brainer.

that being said, keep a bag of electrolytes sachets at home at any time. you can get them for cheap in any drugstore and even in convenience stores. they are usually used for sports and as diarrhea supplement. drink plenty of water with it and eat healthy and in the afternoon, you'll feel at your best again.

It sounds crazy but olive juice it's why hardcore alcoholics drink martinis all day

stop being a fucking pussy, I drank a 1.75 liter of vodka last night and slept 4 hours, now I'm going to work, I feel fine

Simplified and generalized: The things your brain needs to recover are sodium, simple carbohydrates, protein and water. Some say the BLT sandwich is the absolute simplest but most effective hangover cure. It has everything you need.

Rehydrate, restore your body salts, and wait. Just let in bed and watch movies until you feel better. Take some ibuprofen or tylenol. Also eat something sweet, it typically raises your endorphins temporarily when you do so, which expidites the healing process.

Drink water. Hot shower and smoke pot

Flank steak and wet socks

Don’t listen to this guy

I wouldn't recommend them since they ruined my life but opiates does the trick

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If you are close to and able to get to a Mexican food joint get this stuff called Menudo. Its like one of the best hangover cures

Get stoned to get rid of any nausea, drink a Gatorade and then eat something hardy. Works every time