Could you beat your father in a fight?

Could you beat your father in a fight?

Nope

How come?

Hell no my dad is 6 foot 5 and strong as hell. His fists would decimate me.

right now yea but he is 3 months into chemo

My father was choking my mom once and I slammed him to the ground by grabbing him on the neck with my entire arm

Never touched her again

My father is dead, so probaly, yes.

How big are you?

I honestly do not know. My father had a life of physical labor and is now 65.

He outweighs me by probably 20pounds (approx 10 kg) but I am 29. I work out most days of the week but have a desk job.

6 foot 5 but not as built.

So why did you mention his height? Not used to people as big as you?

He's dead, so probably.

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That physical labor made him tough as leather, hed probably mop the floor with you. I think most of the old timers could kick the younger generations ass.

the pic is unrelated i hope.

yes

Yeah right, he probably pinned you down and fucked your boi pucci

Fuck off

I would agree with you, however I can definitely see how he has slowed down in the last 5 or so years.

I suspect he would whoop on my for a good few minutes before he starts to tire out then its game over from there.

Yesterday I was at my father's home. It was 2am and we were drinking. He got himself a new woman and told me she is alright. I told to him "what the fuck are you talking about, this bitch is draining your money". My father stood up and tells me "what's your problem you little shit?" and he tried to hit me with open hand at the same time. And I fucked his pussy ass, fast attack and bomb into his eyes, on his stomach, he couldn't catch a breath. He was wearing his sweater and I pulled this sweater on his head and started punching bombs on his nose, uncle had to separate us. I was wearing this shirt in which I was in brothel and he yanked me so hard that all buttons from this shirt fell out.

evidently

DUST FIGHT

That pic tho

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Yup di doo bop a doo

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He's been dead since 2010, so yes, I'm pretty confident I could take him at this point.

I'll tell you a story, niggers. I'm making this short so I don't waste my break at work.

Yes I can, but he's at the point in his life where he can barely walk, breathe, and talk. He was an avid smoker and a dick-weed of a father.

He was always a dick to me and my mother (who I also don't talk to) when I was a kid, never supported any of my ideas, achievements, or even went to my home games. Came drunk to my graduation, puked/shit in my fucking bed multiple times, and even busted up face for laughing out loud watching toons. I had a miserable childhood. Whatever.

His ideal way of being a man is working shit jobs, raising a family drunk most of the time, and often beating you when you have a 'C' in math. Always telling me to 'stop bitching' and 'suck it up, buttercup'.

He has stage 3 almost stage 4 lung cancer and can't afford his treatments on his shit insurance. I visited him about a month ago and told him to 'suck it up, butter-cup' and walked out.

First time I've seen that frail faggot cry while sucking on his oxygen mask.

So yeah, if I had the opportunity to beat his ass and potentially put him out of his misery, I would.

quentyn stop

lol wut?

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Most likely, my father has a solid record of fucking his own shit up.

>He fell off a 4 storey shattered both his legs, so he can't run but he can walk.
>Survived getting hit by cars more times than I have hair in my eyebrows.
>He's also lost fingers from sailing boats
>ex-grenadeer for the French naval infantry (he's permanently concussed)
>Last year he was diagnosed with prostate cancer but he seems to have beat it.

Like i know I could take him, just by sheer agility and speed, but I don't think I'd do much damage

you OWNED him dude

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What's with all the shitty dads? Mine was shitty too, step-dad was even shittier.

been looking for full vid of pic related

I had an uncle who was hit by a semi going 50 and shattered his left arm, 3 ribs, and collapsed lung.

Any man who survives a hailstorm of rekt situations that should of killed him, I wouldn't fuck with them.

Yeah, he has a metal knee and a pot belly that causes him back pain.

Did not expect feels out of this. is he dead now??

Yeah, he's in his 60's and his spine is wrecked due to a hit and run accident. Under optimal conditions he'd probably whoop my ass tho.

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Age for age, I imagine so.
My dad was a fat dude his whole life, and I've got a few inches on him.

Non-fantasy today, for sure, he's fucking 60 and I'm 25. I'd wreck him I swear on me mum.

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Not at all.
Im taller than my dad and even though I work out
all days of the week he could still fucking destroy me no matter what. I have endless respect for that guy holy shit what a man.

My motherside grandpa is quite massive so even if my dad's really strong, I'm a bit more powerful.
We often brawl for fun and I started getting the edge at 21~22

That ass. So fuckable.
Even with those balls. Yum

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nice

I died.

Fuck no! My old man is a retired pro boxer. Even did some underground Fight Club shit in his younger days.

His knuckles look like chunky pebbles covered in permanent calluses. Dude is only like 48 and pretty sure he'd fucking concuss me to another dimension haha

Oh god no.

He's in his late 60s and he's not only a black belt Karate nut, he works out and practices every single day, runs every morning for about 2 hours and goes to Tokyo on a yearly basis to train and hang with some of the highest ranking karate masters in Japan.

I've seen him beat up a guy who tried robbing him on the street. He snapped the guys arm like it was a twig.

I've only ever seen my dad get hit once, and it was during one of his karate classes his sensei invited me to. My dad went up against this asshole teen, he was going easy on because the sensei said it was supposed to be a chill sparring match with little contact.

1st thing the kid does is elbow him full on in the ribs and give him a shit eating smirk.

The beatdown that followed was... intimidating.

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He died 2 weeks later. I then had "Buttercup" written on his tomb stone as his middle name.

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Go to bed kid. And don't look into gay stuff if you can't admit how gay you are. Kids these day...

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My father married a womanlet therefore only at the age of 30 and after several regimented months of lifting am I confident I could beat him in a fight.

My advice is to not marry womanlets.

Yes, he is 80

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That's what I think too broski.. some people ain't meant to be in this world, fucking with them isn't the smart play.

My dad is literally dying of cancer right this minute so probably

Luna Star isn't what she used to be.

does anyone have the link to pic related?