In roughly 6 months i'm gonna road trip around the USA. when in virginia...

in roughly 6 months i'm gonna road trip around the USA. when in virginia, i intend to locate chrischan and punch him squarely on the jaw.

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Only once you do will I have questions for you.

Until then, you and it means nothing

Who?

But why?

>Not knowing about the brave young autism adventurer Chris chan

For the banter. To be a footnote in the illustrious history that is Chrischan.

Oh boy, have you got some reading to do.

Man you should not only punch Christian but go on a punching rampage of various people of note in his life. The guy who banned him from the card club, the guy who made him really jealous by dating his galpal... fuck it, find Megan and sucker punch her too

snag his necklace mate

I'm pretty sure he pawned it for hormone therapy money

that wouldnt work, sonichu would just zap you to the extreme

That's an intriguing thought. Probably doable too but I think the amount of help I'd need would make it too risky. I intend to GTFO of the state the same day

I don't think he's worn that in years

Bullshit OP, you're going to suck his cock. OP is a faggot!

He gave it to someone posing as a girl who wanted to fuck him and they made a video of them destroying it. He might've made another one after that, though; I'm not a Christorian

i second this. give that mary woman who took down his posters a smack

Fuck him in his ass OP!

Whatever it takes. Viv:
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Yup. He didn't even really give much of a fuck about that if I recall correctly.

What if he hits you back?

He hits him again

I thought he made a new one
am wrong?

He won't. Even if I somehow fuck the punch up so badly that I don't floor him, he's pretty docile when confronted.

Vic's dead
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christine will beat the shit out of you