I am rubber, you are glue, everything you say bounces off me and sticks back to you

>I am rubber, you are glue, everything you say bounces off me and sticks back to you

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everything bounces off of him because he's obese, tbqh

FUCKIN REKT

overindulging on subway sandwiches may hurt my bones, but words will never hurt me

this board is fukcing shit but goddamn if this isnt my fav meme of current year

Luv this meme.

>I am blubber, you are cute, everything you say reminds me that I will never be as "fit" as I was on the set of 21 Jump Street ever again.

>Woah, is it normal to talk about gangbanging in french television? Kids could be watching you dirty old woman.

i've seen this meme a lot but never the original clip, anyone have a link

S A V A G E

How hard is it to google "jonah hill french tv"?!?

youtube.com/watch?v=Y90cC4qPgq4

THE JERK STORE!

>Sup Forums STILL hasn't found a single good comeback and has now resulted to intentional shitty comebacks

its a meme to ask for easily obtainable sources on Sup Forums, yet you fell for it. welcome to Sup Forums, my fellow twisted psychopath.

dang, you can see the pain in his face

jonah's a big guy

You just gotta go ironic

>if I left who would film the ordeal?

more like he absorbs everything close to him like a black hole into house mouth haha

shit, i accidentally typed house instead of house, fucking kike MKULTRA psy ops

>you invite me as a guest on your show and you treat me like this? what did I deserve to spoken to in such a way? Do you think its funny to bring people on under false pretenses? Maybe you're right...maybe i'm not handsome but Im something that you're not...a good person. I hope you think about how you treated your fellow human being who only wanted to entertain people. Have a nice day
*get up and leaves*

thats how a baller handles it

>implying new sincerity isn't the path to postmodern enlightenment

fuck I'm retarded I meant his not house

>thats how a baller handles it
That's how a witless zilch handles it.

this

you can pinpoint the exact moment his heart breaks

>I'm glad I came here to get ridiculed
Oh shit, I've never heard that part before. Is that what he ACTUALLY said? Thank god for the subtitles or I would never heard that part.

Is she /our gal/?

>Who hurt you Ornella? What happened to bring us to where we are today where you feel that its ok to make me feel bad. What made you wake up this morning and say to yourself "I'm gonna shame a man I've never met and ruin his day". Because that's what has happened Ornella. You have ruined my day. You have hurt me in front of millions of viewers. You have ruined my day. And for what? A couple of cheap laughs? I'm sorry that I got hurt today all because I made the mistake of being me.

>yeah well i'm sure it takes two to please you, you fucking gaping cunt WHORE

>I disagree with what you say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it.

>Well..you know..our both of our mothers might be watching this program....and i know my mom is proud of me because i don't got on tv promoting myself in gang bangs.. can you say the same my French amigo? can you say the same?

>au revoir!

I honestly dislike this meme as it began so shittily, but damn if I don't laugh at some of these comebacks.

>haw haw tis a great jest indubitably m'lady

>Yeah well at least I'm not a FUCKING ROASTIE.
>[in french] A what?
>RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

You got one thing wrong with that story
What?
Do you have any idea who I am? I'm Jonah motherfucking Hill. I wouldn't take a local TV presenter out for a date

I fell in love with this frog face qt

lurk more

>I saw you were sodomized
>h-haha you are sodomized on the daily rait
kek what a faggot, this shows he was pretty sensitive that day. why even agree to get fucked by a foot long demon cock if your gonna sperg out everytime someone mentions it? I side with frogfu on this one

Is there any porn of the french chick that was busting his balls?

I'm yet to see one worthy comeback, but it seems this is the closest we'll ever get

GUYS

I've figured out the ULTIMATE comeback. Jonah should have simply turned to his fellow guest and said loudly:

>What did she mean by this?

While looking confused and amused. She'd have been BTFO.

He'd look like an autist like the autist who thought this was a good comeback.

>he's not a baller

Is there a trolley problem version of this yet?

Here in France we think Jonah Hill was acting like a sad sensitive arrogant american, the girl was just trying to be funny (yes french humor is a bit rude but there is no bad intention) and the guy went full butthurt saying she also gets sodomized very often and calling her a "small local journalist"
Are we supposed to treat every american actors like stars or something ?
She apologized but she didnt do anything wrong actually

was he actually pissed off about this? I just assumed he was acting a bit

you clearly see he is pissed off, he canceled every other interview he had in France out of spite, like France is a region that needs to be punished for insulting his Highness
Just relax man

First impressions mean a lot

People that can't laugh about themselves are the worst to hang out with
Jonah Hill seems very unfriendly and untalented, never heard of him before this "thing" and will probably forget about him in a few weeks

spoken like a true redditor

For fucks sake, it's over. It's been over for nearly 2 months already. He didn't come up with a retort, and he never will.

It's not really about the interview itself, Sup Forums loves to mess with jonah.

Try again, rhymes don't translate well into french.

I agree with you in this case, but where do you draw the line? What if she made a joke about him getting raped by Leo so much that he missed the devil cock from the movie

There are always going to be different temperaments, and Jonah has usually been a pretty good sport

youtube.com/watch?v=UOBuOmOAI6c

i fucking hate you fr*nch rats so much
you literally insult a great american actor who is generous enough to visit your country so you can see what culture is for once and act like it was just le joke honohonohonoh

this is why i dont feel bad about charlie hebdo/bataclan or whatever

learn some manners abdul, no sympathy for you rats

Are you seriously linking me this right now ? It seemed obvious to me from the first twenty seconds that the interviewer was being a troll/ironic, we do stuff like that too in France and everyone laughs a lot about it (we even troll politicians like that and even THEY laugh)
I really don't get this sensitive side of americans, your insecurity is just too much
I have a jewish nose and laugh about it everytime someone makes a joke about it, everyone should take a shit and relax

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t. shart in mart

Laughing about your insecurities is essential in life, i can't stand stuck-up butthurt faggots like you

>Not WATCH IT X
WATCH IT FROGPOSTER

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I'm English. That was Edgar Wright, and yes I know it was staged.

Also like I said before I still think Jonah was being a bit sour on the show, but my point was to not sweep every attempt at a joke under the rug and call it comedy. There has to be some class in (self) deprecation and you can't just outright insult someone all the time and tell everyone it's a joke.

Here you go

13.57.124.101/bin/malware/Jonah_Hill_btfo_by_frenchStacy.avi.exe

I love the "awkward autist comes up with an overly intricate response that epitomizes those rebuttals that probably sounded better in your head" meme

She said "I thought i was familiar enough with you to make such jokes"
That's a thing here, we always make fun of comedians/humorists more than anyone else because we know they can take the banter and roll with it, fucking americans have to ruin everything with grease, insecurity and political correctness

You know when you go in a country you have to respect the local culture (and banter is part of it)
When you see everyone is laughing it's because we find it funny, laugh with us or gtfo

>laugh with us or gtfo
and more importantly don't make awkards comments like
>"hah i bet you get sodomized a lot as well !"
Literally autism

Rudeness aside, did the joke come across better in French? It seemed like it went far too long, the punchline hardly justified it, and it doesn't seem relevant to anything they were saying. It was just awkward.

being mean is never funny

He was being respectful, you just don't realise it.

He came to a country were he couldn't speak a word of the language and so he played it safe, He wasn't acting very confident and he played along for the rest of the interview, I guess he was mistaken when he would have expected a similar level of respect from the host. If you went to Iran to do a talk show, and some beautiful Iranian woman talked about kicking you in the dick while the rest of the village stoned you because they thought you were a jew (from your nose) and the crowd bursts into laughter, It would be hard to imagine you laughing along.

Also one last thing, he's getting a live translation, which is probably horribly delayed and is probably a very butchered translation. Who knows, he might have even thought she was asking a question

I think it was wrong for him to cancel all the remaining shows, but I don't see anything wrong with his reaction to the joke

Then how come everyone except the american is laughing ?
The US gave birth to political correctness/SJW and is slowly spreading it everywhere
Leave us sane people alone, we actually want to be able to have a laugh about everything

>Then how come everyone except the american is laughing ?
Because the French have an awful sense of humour.

God she's ugly.

Do you mean lurk moar, you fucking phony?

That's a bit of a stretch Nige really, nobody ment any harm to him
As i said when people make fun of me i laugh 99% of the time, too bad it's not the case for everyone but hey, not my prob
Who are YOU to tell me what i should laugh at ?

>while the rest of the village stoned you because they thought you were a jew
You're proving his point with this melodramatic faggotry. Stop being an embarrassment to our country.

>Who are YOU to tell me what i should laugh at ?
>REEEEE GIVE ME MY SAFESPACE NO CRITICISM ALLOWED
You can laugh at whatever you want, I never said otherwise. But that shows pretty clearly the sort of person you are.

Which is a very open-minded person that fits good in any group of people
I have a black people i literally called a nigger and he laughed, calling me names in return.
I am sad to know this is impossible in the USA

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is that roose bolton?

Why are Amerisharts so sensitive?

>I could actually introduce you to make friends Leo and brad, if you are interested. They tend to date woman who aren't Hollywood stars and you're quite the attractive lady. That's OK that your not into me. I will find someone someday. Do you think we can talk about my new film now? My agent told me we would do that.

It was a point of principle I was making, because if they find that just as funny in Iran as they found this joke in France then it doesn't matter what the joke was

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Speak English you 3rd world monkey. You've proven my point anyway. A sense of humour essentially the same as a teenager in high school
>lol nigger lmao!!!!

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Twin brother Ruse Bolton

replace "black people" with "black friend" and you'll understand my post
I speak 3 languages fluently user, what about you ?

>i speak 3 languages fluently
English is not one of them clearly or your definition of "fluent" is very, very loose. You certainly aren't as clever as you like to think you are. I speak 2 fluently in any case.

He says local weather girl but its hard to hear cause hea dubbed over.

And English is of course one of them, do you think your second language if better than my English user ? Lying on the internet is bad

What was wrong with his English, user? Be specific.

"And English is, of course, one of them. Do you think your skill in your second language is any better than my skill in English? Lying on the internet is bad."
I wouldn't start with a conjunction but I tried not to change too many.

The sad thing is she asked for Brad Pitt and Hanks instead of his best friend James Franco sitting right next to him.

Anyone got the muslim version?

>unzip pants
>a 30 inch long subway emerges from his pants
>he bitchslaps her with it

Holy fuck 10/10 btfo great savage comeback.

Best response ive seen so far

Man, you definitely aren't fluent at all in English. You know enough to make an order at a restaurant and basic tasks like that but that's it.

>do you think your second language *if* better than my English user
Probably the same but I'm not the one who brought out language skills to stroke my e-penis.

>I have a black people
>fits good in any group of people
>I am sad to know (an unnatural construction)
>when you go in a country
>do you think your second language if better than my English

There's probably others but I'm not going to go through and deduct which posts are his.

He'd look like an autist like the autist who thought that user wasn't being ironic

You can't entirely blame him for not expecting banter, he was forced to apologize when he called some reporter who was following him a fag.

Jonah: No more threesomes.
Host: What?
Jonah: I said, no more threesomes. Maybe you didn't hear about it, you've been in France a long time. They didn't go over there and tell you. I don't arrange threesomes anymore.
Host: Relax, will ya? Ya flip right out, what's got into you? I'm breaking your balls a little bit, that's all. I'm only kidding with ya...
Jonah: Sometimes you don't sound like you're kidding, you know, there's a lotta people around...
Host: I'm only kidding with you, we're having a show, I just came home and I haven't seen you ever and I'm breaking your balls, and you're getting fucking fresh. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to offend you.
Jonah: I'm sorry too. It's okay. No problem.
Host: Okay, salud.
Host: [takes a drink] Now go home and get your fuckin' friends.
Jonah: Mother fuckin' mutt! You, you fucking piece of shit!
Host: [taunting] Yeah, yeah, yeah, come on, come on, come on!

based

>Being overly picky to pretend he wasn't right