How can I go on living?

How can I go on living?
I live in Russia. I'm 29, I'm a virgin, a pervert, stupid and lazy. I graduated from one of the best technical universities in my city, then hid, then three years worked as an engineer at a military plant. I could not get a job while I was hiding from conscription. If I did not have to hide from conscription, I would have had more experience. Then I was fired for staff reduction. I can not get a job in my specialty, and I do not want to wash toilets or work as a seller. I rent my apartment and live with my mother. My income from rent is 260 $ per month. This is enough for food and internet, but I want to earn more.
I have a few options:
1)I can go to the village to my dad. There is a garden and a forest. I can fully provide myself with potatoes, wild boar meat and firewood. There is no need to pay for water and heating. Unfortunately, there is a slow internet.
2) I can try to create a sect. If this is successful, I will be able to earn $ 3000 per month. Perhaps, the income will be even greater.
3) I can try to go to work in North Korea. There I will work on my specialty and make new missiles for Kim Jong-un. Perhaps I will receive $ 1000 and I will be allowed to fuck North Korean schoolgirls.
Advise me, what should I do?

Try killing yourself, might be worth it

If I die, I can not masturbate and sit on the boards.

for #3 if you're white enough they'll be happy to fuck you but will probably abort your offspring if they get preggers. Still fun could be had by all.

North Korean schoolgirls fuck only with white?

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no they'll fuck other asians too. They pretty much hate blacks/middle easterns though.
But you gotta get out of the cities and that's hard.

er and schoolgirls as young as some your pic shows, you better know the parents, and they better owe you big.

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You have a job offer?

Lol

No.

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heres a number 4: basicly die and start working your ass off for a couple of years and try to earn as much as you posibly can

door 3 is best option, why are you even thinking of 1 and 2?

Я пpocтo пoжeлaю yдaчи тyт и пoшлю жaннoчкy

In the second variant the income is more.

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