Walking in woods see this what do?

Walking in woods see this what do?

bowl of eggs

call the amberlamps

check my map, clearly ive been walking in circles

Help her and warm her :')

poop on her

snort all that coke she is laying in before she gets up.

check my walks clearly im mapping circles.

kek

Call the fucking police wtf

Call the cops, then poop on her when they arrive.

Turn 180 and walk away

>2018
>laughing at that
>being this much of a newfag

faggot

FUKKEN LOOOOL xDDDDDDD

go home, never look back

Check to see if by some miracle she still has a pulse and call the cops. By the looks this chick looks like she is going straight to the morgue.

I thought it was great, and I'm not the "kek" guy. Why are you so mad at him, are u a fag???

That's gotta be cold. Love the dog that ran right by her. Didn't even stop. What an asshole.

Unless the dog ran off and she was tryingot follow it? Hmmm.

The summer never ends
Make a nice bowl of spaghetti and mow my lawn with scissors

feed her all the eggs

Faggot.

Remember when she still was hot few hours ago.

Eat more Doritos

Making a YouTube video of it. Just like I did in the woods.

Check to see if she is still warm enough to fuck

Check for pulse. If alive, fuck her and then leave. If dead, same.

sounds tasty

Grab a coat because it is snowing outside

I kek'd

hello simon

you must be new here...

>summer
>filename
fuck off

fagget

Call the police there's a madman around.

Didnt have it saved on my phone, had to dwnld it

> Calling summer in January
I didn't think anyone could be this much of a faggot

Tell my wife to get inside, sandwiches don't make themselves.

guess again johnny

I haven't been here much since 2011. If you're still here after 18 you know you're falling behind your peers.

That’s the fucking joke you retards. Summer=newfags
Winter=/=Summer
January + newfag must mean that it’s still summer

Thanks for ruining the joke.

Return her to the Turpins.

With great autism comes great responsibility

saw this on /gif but it got 404'd... what was it

Everybody else got it, and now you're a fag for ruining it. Though there wasn't much to ruin in the first place. You suck at making jokes! Jk, it was ok.

it s ld tracks of a hare i think

How does he know

Shoulder.Carry. In trunk.
Shovel dig. Hole make. Pizza eat. Bury do. Walk away. Get car. Sleep bed.

what does everyone call eachother a fag, this way we dont know whos the real fag

pic

kek

As is tradition.

fag

Fag

Your autism is showing.

i just quit Sup Forums forever.

good

It's 360 if you want to walk AWAY, retard.

Assume a slasher is lurking about nearby. Do not have sex. Do not go back for cat.

This made me laugh. But you're still a fag!

you realize 360 degrees is a full circle you redard

Rape her my Sup Forumsrudas

I would turn 480 degrees and walk sideways like a crab.

>phoneposter
>doesn't get the reference
kill yourself you fucking idiot, why even post anymore user?

You're the smartest person I've encountered. Jk!

>what do?

Oly one thing TO do.

No I don’t have a clue explain fagg

Explaining a joke ruins the joke you fucking retard.

U forced my hand

Pick her back up and keep walking. Need somewhere more inconspicuous to bury the body. Cold will slow decay increasing the risk of retaining identifiable features. This whole plan is botched to hell and I'm probably fucked. I wanted to make pot roast, blood pudding and gelatin for the kids, or at least sulfuric acid down the bath tub, but nooooo, Timmy's parents are going to be home in a half hour and they're not cool with him losing his V card until after he's married. Why the fuck did that stupid bitch do the tide pod challenge while on his dick, seriously? Fuck me man. Goddamnit

"MAN THE HARPOONS!"

old as Sup Forums. sad new people lul at this.

Take a different path because I realize I am walking in a circle.

impregnate for the luls.

play the pokeflute so she can wake up and i can caught it

i swear to fucking god say that again and i will impale you

Ha ha! You call that a fat passed-out bitch? She was totally unable to block me! What is her schtoyle?

i liked that one bro,too bad they got it down

Lay some pipe

You sir,h have just won the internet. I tip my hat to you. G'day.

win

(g)old

Better than nobody reacts, he?

No.

Holy fucking kek. I know Sup Forums has gone to shit recently and is full of cancer but this is the kind of shit that keeps me coming back.

How you can stih this easy job?

Bunch of new fags liking this.

nice legs

It's pasta, you retard.

not him, but kill yourself out of Sup Forums

I came here to repost this, you reposting faggot. fuck you.

Is pussy or butthole still warm?

If so, I'm turning 360 degrees and busting some nuts.

I dont get this joke. Someone explain?

Pick it up and throw it in the recycle bin where is belongs

Enter

Go Han Solo and make a sheltr

call the cops?!

how about a fucking ambulance?

OP made this thread just so he could revive this old as joke.

call cops first,
then only check on her while on the phone and only if they tell you to
make sure you got your alibi together

Take her home and make her eat a bowl of hard boiled eggs when she wakes up.

YOU HAVE TO EAT THE EGGS

Lift up her skirt to check for panties.