Ok b/ greentext for good time

Ok b/ greentext for good time

>be me
>live in baltimore for 10+ yrs
>be white
>love hate relationship with it
>Our aquarium is the best
> our zoo is pretty awesome
>Mt vernon is cool
> even hampden is ok
>fucking heroin everywhere
>Drug dealers everywhere
>Gangs fucking up everywhere
>rats the size of small dogs
>county all of a sudden cares about heroin because its in their backyard now
> I want to move away
>bethechangeyouwanttosee.jpg
>start brainstorming
>be an autist with a christ complex
>take a drive with the fam out in carroll county
>nothing but corn and farms.
>see a livestock auction
>lightbulb.png
>chickens
>a fuck ton of chickens
>live young chickens are like $.50
>If I spend $5k on chickens....
>dump thousands of chickens in the worst neighborhoods
>fowelplay.exe
>chickens breed pretty damn quick
>10k chickens become a quarter million by the first month accounting for alot of bird murder
>In six months chickens out number people
>chickens will eat rat babies
>chickens will eat fucking anything
>drug dealers stash pills of herion on the ground
>chickens will eat everything
>dealers stashes gone with a few dead chickens around and one doing the dope feind lean
>a few chickens get addicted to heroin
>chickens start hounding dealers
>dealers start shooting at chickens
>Dealers have shit aim
>dealers punt a chicken
>Attack a hen and roosters get fucking mean
>pic related
cont.

>Dealers get attacked by roosters
>city mother fuckers can't handle country ass problems
>dealers call cops on themselves as chickens stare them down
>cops ignore chicken related calls for the first few hours
>think its a prank
>cops also do not know how to react to chickens
>news anchors start the Poultry puns
>"Police have some Ruffled feathers today"
>The homeless eat like kings
>police are inundated with poultry related calls
>all other calls cease
>chickentopia
>Crime rates plummet
>Murder rate plummets
>Dontcluckwithbaltimore.org
>CLUCK City
>taggers notice
>Poultry puns, Poultry puns everywhere
>Natty boh tower gets a beak
>chickens solve the opiod epidemic
>there will be collateral damage
>chicken shit everywhere
>Mayor sees the crime rate drop and doesn't want it to go back up
>the new commissioner is loosing it
>35yrs on the force nothing like this has happened.
>I start a chicken shit collection company
>sell chicken shit fertilizer out the county
>use massive profits to purchase more chickens
>chicken bomb baltimore with thousands more chickens
>more and more chickens
>crime rates down mean whitey moves back in
>perfect city for preppers
>more people move in more property taxes collected
cont.

>property taxes collected mean better schools
>chickens revitalize the school system
> Fowelsforthewin.win
>better education system brings more people in
>with the chicken shit piles the roads need to be repaved
>better roads better schools=more people more taxes collected mean the tax rate can come down
>with the tax rate down more people move in
>whole city becomes gentrified.
>fancy chicken pets become popular
>Peta and related idiots want to protect the chickens.
>Baltimore: the city that clucks
>Chick city
>Cockadoodle doo motherclucker
>TFW I solved almost all of a city's problems and get rich with less than 10k

all I need is at least 5 grand, or any baltimore area anons If you see something chicken related on the news, go buy some chickens and dump them on greenmount for the lulz.

Bump

Bumpy

Damnit no one? its fucking page 9 in 5 min. fuck

Cute story, but greentext should be reserved for things that happened -- not crazed stories about what you wish will happen

Also, don't bump every two goddamn minutes. If no one is going to respond, let your thread die gracefully like a man. Don't be a faggot.

Also, you made a LOT of assumptions. You just ASSUME they'll magically repave the roads if they're covered in chicken shit? Where do you think the money comes from to repave roads? More likely they'll leave the shit there and the city will look worse than Detroit. You also assume the chickens will breed in absence of food and won't be killed by cars, dogs, rats, gangsters, etc.

The whole idea won't work

RR chickens will lay about an egg a day, assuming 50% female chickens, thats 10k more every day. chickens will reach egg laying age in about 3 months. so a quarter million in 6months isn't that outlandish a figure taking into account a high mortality rate.

The Nigs will eat them, dingus.

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how many city niggers you know can pluck a chicken? or catch one? or know what to do when confronted by a live chicken? however if you tried this in a mexican city it would fail very quickly.

ITT
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Niggers will do amazing things for what they want. Making the money to obtain hard drugs, guns etc. Dodging child support and other legal sanctions by utilizing loopholes. They are regular rainmen when it comes to nigger stuff.

You're not taking into account the fertilization rate or the amount of food they need

If chickens were THAT prolific the world would already be overrun

>green text should be reserved for _______

Wew lad. Green text has been around longer than you have been here.

Pro-tip: it was originally used to point out implications in another user's text

>implying

This.

Now Rabbits on the other hand...

they will have ample supply of food the litter in this city is rampant. I've seen people throw food out of moving cars pretty regularly. The reason chickens have not overrun the world is because they are delicious and there are people who specialize in making them edible, the whole idea is that dropping a giant population of chickens on an unprepared unsuspecting group of city people who have no idea what to do when encountering livestock of any kind will fuck with the status quo, which nomatter the outcome can't be fuckin worse.
Rabbits are just another rodent, we already have rats, and they aren't mean like roosters.

>Implying it wasn't originally used for block quotes

Now you got the idea.

would you rather another log thread? a trap thread? would you rather another FB/IG bullshit celeb thread? b/ has very few actual random posts, so fuck you.

1.Obtain large quantity of Rabbits
2.Release in Detroit
3.When population becomes sufficiently high, infect a few with plague via fleas
4. ???
5. PROFIT

Since most porch monkeys don’t trust authority, and don’t have money, they won’t seek medical attention until it is too late. Detroit experiences the largest outbreak of Black Death since the 14th century.

Many of the poorest and most uneducated die, while medical aid workers are deployed en masse to triage and treat potentially hundreds of thousands of people.

Mass migration to the area brings jobs to the area for a while, and population decrease leads to mass hiring to replace those who are dead, and reduced drain on government resources to support welfare.

Rabbits or rats would likely work, so long as the chosen organisms cannot be controlled by extermination efforts and the strain of plague is virulent enough to kill before the CDC can mobilize too much.

>inject via fleas
>inject fleas
wat

The idea was to have little collateral damage and improve the area, not commit biological attack of terrorism.

Son of a Bitch, I'm a Hampdenfag faggot....

Fleas contain the yersinia pestis bacterium which they effectively vomit back into the organism when they feed. That’s how the plague originally spread.

Our city education at work, don't mind us

“Our city”
I assume you mean Detroit. Not even close.

I'm over west by druid hill park and the zoo.

no shit, dumbass everyone knows that but try to inject a flea with something retard. you have to inject the rabbit, then give it fleas and hope that the disease doesnt kill the rabbit before the fleas can get on a person.

>T.patient zero

>our city
>education
Pick one

the chickening

Nice

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