Why did JJ make this into a comedy sequence?

Why did JJ make this into a comedy sequence?

same way you made this a successful meme! faggot

>It's a Death Star that's 10x bigger and can destroy multiple planets at once
You would think this was written by an 8-year-old.

Little too outrageous for you?

>blows up cuckiscant
>prequelfags and george lucas btfo

what would stop an galactic empire that can turn a small m-class planet into a thermal fission weapon from using it this way?

it wasnt coruscant you fucking retard
stop trying to fit in you h3h3 loving redditor

what the fuck is h3h3?

Kill yourself

DUDE CGI DESTRUCTION LMAO

>laser beam travels between star systems
>can be seen from another different star system
>'knows' when to split up and go to the different planets (which are so close to each other they should have torn themselves apart with their gravity millions of years ago)
>generic CGI planet explosion effects that don't hold a candle to Alderaan's explosion (even if that wasn't realistic)

Why wasn't it Coruscant? Then at least we mightly have cared slightly, instead of [unnamed city planet not mentioned before and never mentioned again]

>Then at least we mightly have cared slightly, instead of [unnamed city planet not mentioned before and never mentioned again]
Exactly what you'd expect from a shit movie like TFA. Can't you see the error of your ways?

>Needs to be 100 times the size of the Death Star
>Can only destroy x4 the number of planets as a Death Star
>This doesn't seem very efficient.

volume to surface area, retard

...What?

Have you guys scene the, End of Social Media video? It makes the scene much more funny.

>It's Starkiller Base which is the biggest most powerful thing in the galaxy
>gets destroyed the same way as the death star does
TFA is so terrible with its script

A robot from some Star Wars game that was made by Bioware. That company is notorious for SJW pandering (they invented a planet populated entirely by gay people in the EU). I guess user accidently revealed he was a Sup Forumsirgin.

>it wasnt coruscant you fucking retard
This. You have to read the Force Awakens character/planet book to know what planet was mentioned.

I guess JJ didn't think it was important to mention it.

Also, the black women who we see on the planet was a friend of General Leia.

Again, I guess JJ didn't think it was important to explain any of this.

Who cares anyway? It's just a dumb popcorn flick so why bother using your brain ay?

>mfw Disney Wars took dozens of photographs of her character yet she only appears in a 5 second cameo with no explanation at all for who she is
HOW are there people who defend TFA?? HOW?

Link it, nigger. Or at least say which channel.

Isn't this just the Death Star??
>N-no... It's b-bigger!!!
But it just destroys planets
>y-yeah but it destroys three at a time even tho that makes no sense!!!

Never thought I'd say this but I miss George Lucas

>the first order is some small faction of the empire
>somehow has the means and materials to build a fucking planet sized weapon without anyone from the rest of the galaxy noticing

Yeah how the fuck is this possible? They're supposed to be some weird offshoot. The Republic just let them make the most powerful weapon ever seen? Why the flying fuck wouldn't they stop them or at least keep and eye on them??

It amazes me that normies defend this movie

Death stars can be built in 4 years, 30 years is plenty for star killer

It was also built into a planet, not planet sized. And its outside the regular galactic space we see in the other sw films. Pleb

>mfw Disney Wars took dozens of photographs of her character yet she only appears in a 5 second cameo with no explanation at all for who she is

this, she was acting like a main character for no reason. I thought I missed something where she was giving random dialogue or something.

>You would think this was written by an 8-year-old.

You should see some of the bullshit they made up in the extended universe.

I wish JJ's family will die from cancer

>Sucks up an entire sun for a power source
>Destroys 5 planets

Why don't they just park it in the star system they want to fuck up and drain their sun? Wouldn't that destroy life on all planets in the star system?

It's funny because the Suncrusher (a ship that can destroy a sun via chemical reaction and thus a whole system) was cited as one of the dumber parts of the old EU.

it doesnt move

even his daughter?

also
>destroys 4 planets with unsignificant civilians
>not destroys the single planet with rebels even though it is within astronomical unit of those 4 that got destroyed

That's not even funny.

Reported.

Do you think there were some children on every blown up death stars in all the movies? prisioners? wifes of officers? Just innocent workers? Or they were filled only with evil soldiers who deserved to die when death stars were exploded?

What exactly allowed the beam to split up in the middle of space?
outline some, please?

With George Lucas it probably wouldn't have been good, but at least it would've been kino

At the very least they should've taken some of his ideas

She looks like she needs a reboot.

And not a soft one, if you catch my drift.

Why doesn't the empire just attach a hyperdrive to a large asteroid, get it to an incredibly high speed, near the speed of light, then jump it into hyperspace, exit near the planet and it impacts.

Much cheaper than building some retarded ass huge "le ebil lazer" bullshit.

>Why do you hate daddies movies user? I won't snuggle with you until you tell me..

Whats your response /tv?

>built into a planet, not planet sized

Motherfucker did you read that sentence after you typed it? They built a weapon that spans the entire diameter of a planet but that weapon is not planet-sized? What are you smoking and where can I get some?

>sound in space
I don't think they were going for scientific accuracy at any point

Because starwars is no where near good scifi and has little internal consistency.

>at resistance meeting
>not even sure why we are called the resistance considering the fact that we're not under the rule of the empire anymore
>pull up scan of a giant superweapon that can fire a single beam that separates into multiple beams and destroy multiple planets
>weapon is literally the size of a planet and we have a full holographic scan of it
>for some reason we decided not to do shit about it while they were building it and are only now concerned
>good thing the entire thing can be destroyed by a single x-wing fighter pew pewing inside it
>also good thing that they chose to destroy the planets that had nothing to do with the resistance first instead of just wiping us out before we had a fucking clue what was happening

Fuck anyone who likes this movie.

>at resistance meeting
>not even sure why we are called the resistance considering the fact that we're not under the rule of the empire anymore

FUCKING THIS
WHY DID THE REBELLION JUST LET THE EMPIRE GO OFF AND BUILD A FUCKING SUPERWEAPON
HOW DOES THAT MAKE ANY FUCKING SENSE
THE EMPIRE BLEW UP MILLIONS OF PEOPLE
YOU WOULD NOT JUST ALLOW THEM TO RETREAT AND START BUILDING SOMETHING ELSE HOLY FUCK
FUCKING REEEEEEE I MAD

>Prequels
>have 30-40 minutes of politics in each movie to establish the conflict

>OT
>has 20-30 minutes of politics in each movie to establish the conflict

>TFA
>doesn't establish the conflict at all making the Resistance and First Order not make sense

Did they really not think this through, or did they realize that people would eat this stuff up and excuse the gaping plot holes with "it'll be explained it the sequels?"

Apparrently, she had a whole side plot to herself, trying to convince people of the danger of the New Order, making the planet destruction tragic instead of laughable.

why don't they hyperdrive the nuclear bombs in the vicinity of Rebel spacecrafts or directly in them?

"I think he's a hack. And so do you."

Star Trek into the darkness works that way they never really establish jack shit instead they replace the plot with explosions and emotions. JJ Abrams is a hack.

Its only like 1/3 of the planet, the laser

They didnt know about it pleb

If you dont know where they are you cant do anything about it

What is there to establish? First order are bad, republic has no balls, resistance is fighting them. Done

>What is there to establish?

What actually happened after RotJ.

HK-47 would like a word with you... meatbag!

How in the fuck did they not know about it? If there's a resistance then they know about the first order. How the fuck are they not keeping tabs on them? And why the fuck is the republic just sitting this one out when the first order has the capacity to build superweapons? It makes NO sense.

Empire was btfo, luke started to train new jedi, han and leia had a kid. They split up, kid fell in league with snoke and killed the jedi. Luke ran off to find the first jedi temple in exile afterwards... maybe just watch the film pleb

It isnt in the regular galactic boundaries of space. It is the equivelant of europeans discovering americas and secretly hiding there to build shit

Resistance knows about first order because they come into republic space from time to time, like jakku/mazs planet

Republic signed a ceasefire with empire and are naive enough to believe the other side would honor it

Reminder that resistance is just the nice propoganda term for what are essentially republic paramilitaries, secretly funded by republic to avoid starting a war

Who is this? She's perfect.

>it isnt in the regular galactic boundaries of space. It is the equivelant of europeans discovering americas and secretly hiding there to build shit

Sorry, I seem to remember them having a map that charted the galaxy apart from where Luke was hiding. I refuse to believe that they could hide a planet-sized weapon and that the Republic would let them go off and organize when the technology exists to fry entire planets.

It aint called the unknown regions for no reason