Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, how tough are ya, Sup Forums?

Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, how tough are ya, Sup Forums?

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Tougher then you at least!

bumping because i want to see people do stupid shit

I'm hard as a rock and cold as ice. Let me in before i rearrange your face! Wtf is even wrong with you? Why you work at the door wearing speedos and what is that green thing on your head? Also you should consider wearing a shirt to cover your shitty tattoo. At lesst buy fucking pants or people will think this is a gaybar.

I had a bowl of milk for breakfast.... without any milk.

i did this without any milk

Right this way, sorry to keep ya waitin.

How tough am I? I go on gore threads!
Yeah, so?
I post hangnails that everyone pretends to be grossed out by.
Do I get to in?

I guess you get in...

>Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, how tough are ya, Sup Forums?
I watch Blacked.com
>So?
I'm a Conservative Republican

How tough am I? I bumped into a girl yesterday and SHES the one who said sorry!

That just means you're an autistic assholes.

BTW this thread is otherwise hilarious.

Agreed. Bump

How tough am I eh? I once pretended to be 4 different people in one thread to make it seem I had people agreeing with me in an argument, Same fagging so hard!

Now move outta my way.

i drank milk... without any milk

I eat pain. Keep my face flat and act like it aint shit.
I keep my face flat all the time anyways soo

when i chew 5 gum i still feel nothing

I drank a glass of soy milk and still voted for Trump.

I read old yeller without crying

How tough am I? How tough am I?! I used a butter knife for my toast this morning!
>Yeah, so?
In England.

How tough am I?? I can believe it's not butter

Soy boy did what?!

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