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33. Matchday
Bayer 04 Leverkusen : 1. FC Köln
FC Schalke 04 : Hamburger SV
1. FSV Mainz 05 : Eintracht Frankfurt
VfL Wolfsburg : Borussia Mönchengladbach
FC Augsburg : Borussia Dortmund
Werder Bremen : 1899 Hoffenheim
SV Darmstadt 98 : Hertha BSC
SC Freiburg : FC Ingolstadt 04
RB Leipzig : Bayern München
There is already a Threadski
see
>/bundes/cric
kys my man
What's your prefered realagtion playoff? Mine is Hamburg-Hannover as it should be an even match with two more or less interesting teams
Wolfsburg vs Hannover could be interesting too.
This is not cric. This is bundes only.
I know. It was meant as a reoly to
Where did all go so terribly wrong?
Fatzke will be Fatzke again and give Tuchel the boot. He will be replaced by some low-tier trainier and Dortmund will be mid table three seasons in a row. Perhaps then they can return to their roots and become an Ausbilderverein - promtly selling Dembele, Pulisic, Mor, Weigl and Guerreiro for 15m each.
Real Based will win
That sounds a bit too drastic imo, but yes they're at a crossroad right now. Should be interesting who they're going to present as Tuchel sucessor
>Tuchel shits up the squad with Schürrle and Rode
>leaves
lmao
>„Ich habe gesagt: Ein Titel ist auf Dauer zu wenig. Grundsätzlich ist der Deutsche Meistertitel ein fantastischer Titel. Als ich noch gespielt habe und wir Deutscher Meister wurden, haben wir fünf Tage gefeiert, drei Tage waren wir besoffen. Heute wird der Titel zum Normalfall, jetzt haben wir den fünften in Folge. Und jeder tut so, als wenn das so selbstverständlich wäre.“
Even Wurst Uli thinks that the league titel lost it's charm to Buyern.
>that hairline
It has always been wrong. HSV suffers from a terrible leadership and they are clearly involved in some mafia shit. Just think about Timo Kraus being found dead on the shores this year.
I think their break-up will be scandalous. I can easily imagine Tuchel winning the Pokal with the team and then getting the boot after this victory.
can someone give me a quick rundown on why Watzke wants to get rid of Tuchel? Surely it can't be because they're unhappy with the season results?
the bayern media is scared of dortmund
meant to be a reply to
so basically Tuchel needs to stay the fuck away from transfers which seems reasonable since the Schürrle deal.
reminder to post in the real thread
I prefer it here, thanks.
schürrle is a legit money laundering scheme, though. youre a pleb if you cant see this.
how does it work though, please help me brainlet
Given the squad, the Schürrle signing made sense to me at the beginning of the season (although not for that price tag). Too bad he's always injured.
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>/cric/
>denmark
can this be your containment thread for today?
>they are clearly involved in some mafia shit. Just think about Timo Kraus being found dead on the shores this year.
You might be on to something.
Okay this thread clearly has more momentum. I'm moving here.
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but what's the correlation between Timo K. and André S.?
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hsv wanted to get rid of their dirty money by buying schürrle. unfortunately they didn't meet the industry standard of 30m and so Mr K. had to go.
I only know 4 of them.
programming a dead man's switch that will leak this to Bild right now in case I get GSG9'd
How deep is the rabbit hole?
see
>inb4 Tuchel becomes Dark Tuchel and takes over RB next season to wreak vengeance on all traditions cucks
*hells angels knock at your door*
wew
I would watch that movie.
i'll miss him, he was a good coach
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>THE PTA HAS DISBANDED
itt: autism
hallo und guten morgen!
no bully
>bullied because of slight but adorable autism
we're all /Team Thomas/ here right?
Turbo Thomas Tactics Tuchel took the team of talented teenagers to third and takes the other Tyske tournament trophy.
Crazy thought: Replace Watzke with Sammer and keep Tuchel.
when will Dummels return to Dortmund?
when he's shit
so when does the transfer period start?
Has Wurst-Uli gone insane in prison?
>I went to prison voluntarily
>I dindu nothing
>Bayern are top three in the world
>Every Juve player is 33 years old
wir sind beschisssen worden. im wahrsten sinne des wortes.
I don't want Tuchel to leave.
should I eat Rise or Noodeln today?
you should eat a salad, you big fatty
depends on your side dish.
decided to have rice
fatty
stop calling me fat, I scored the fucking winning goal at the world cup
Wieder mal auf München-Besuch: Mario Götze sieht die U19 Bayern und das Eigentor von Bruder Felix gegen Schalke 04
Götze looks like he could know something about the HSV conspiracy?
No idea why I put a question mark behind my sentence,
>denmark joins
>thread goes to autosage
every time
Some kind of race going on
the window locks look weird
goodbye
The nigress is hot
u should join
zdf streaming the game again. maybe gonna have the tv on in the background then
>dirtmark
clean your windows
The dirt is a good filter now that we're entering sunnier times.
Lots of people now
the window locks look weird
goodbye
It's a very common type of lock.
No, fuck you.
stop bullying denmark immediatly, she's one of us
Right, for a second I forgot how shit the world looks outside Scandinavia and the Netherlands.
Probably some plastic handle with cracks in it everywhere else.
Thank you
that is a strange lock though
god football without bundes teams is so boring
>starting danilo
you dun goofd
>(You)
Hello lads. How has Pulisic been doing lately?
