CHEWED TO BITS BY GIANT TURTLES!

CHEWED TO BITS BY GIANT TURTLES!

SPIDER MOHKEYS TORE ME APART!

TWISTED HORNS TORE MY GUTS!

LIZARDS FROM HELL!

WEASELS RIPPED MY FLESH!

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THE RIVER OF CRAWLING DEATH!

A KODIAK BEAR RIPPED MY FLESH!

TRAPPED IN THE WEB OF CREEPING DEATH!

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KILLER PUMA OF VICTORIA!

They couldn't think of a thrilling phrase for being attacked by pangolins.

CHARGE OF THE KILLER BABOONS!

B-but why?

FLYING RODENTS RIPPED MY FLESH!

Is there someplace to get high-res scans of these?

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Not that I know of.

lol what is this?

i remember being lv5 in durotar, good days

THE DAY THE JAPS RAIDED LOS ANGELES!

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i see what you did there

MONKEY MADNESS!

All we need now is some Hot Rats

CHEWED ALIVE AND SCREAMING!

and a dangerous kitchen

I FOUGHT THE BLOOD SUCKERS OF CEYLON!

THE STRANGLER CAME OUT OF THE SEA!

THE TERRIBLE ORIENTAL MINK TORTURERS!

I SAW THEM EAT MUNOZ!

Or perhaps a Mud Shark!

FANGS AT MY THROAT!

MATING RAID OF THE RED APE!

SKEWERED ALIVE BY THE DEVIL'S TUSKS!

I'm running out of ASSORTED ANIMALS IPPED MY FLESH, continuing with assorted pulp covers.

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ONE HOUR TO SABOTAGE HITLERS JOY GIRL EXPRESS!

HOW THEY GET THEIR KICKS OUT OF PAIN!

TWO WEEKS IN A SEX CAMP!