Tfw your dick smells so bad you need to shower before you can masturbate

>tfw your dick smells so bad you need to shower before you can masturbate
Anyone else have these problems?
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What, do you have an infection or do not shower for weeks on end?

LOL trapped smells in that area only pretty much happen if you dont wash often enough its pretty standard in that respect.

It's better if you let the dick cheese grow so you can eat it as a snack.

I'm guessing both

No, I enjoy taking a shower daily. Not that I don't appreciate a lil funk now and then but c'mon man. Keep your fucking package clean

>tfw your dick smells so bad you need to shower before you can masturbate
Americans are fucking disgusting

>r9k
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Nah I just masturbate a lot and it already smells after a day or two of not showering

It's looks really clean. It just smells.

To everyone else in this thread I shower every day.

More pics?

>a day or two of not showering.
>i shower every day.
> ?

smells are just normal and natural for the most part if you ask me.. its just like a natural scent.. you know when animals smell each others ass and all that shit as a greeting.. humans are animals too we just kinda evoloved above that shit.. you know shower gel n all thats man made.

Yes, but when I happen not to shower one day it already smells

Do you need everything explained to you, retard?

If you shower daily and keep your package clean (especially under foreskin if you have) then something is wrong. You could try crotch deodorant, but you really should consider checking with a doctor.

Maybe you're producing an excess amount of smegma as a result of jacking it a lot, giving off the smell.

>when I happen not to shower one day
>I shower every day.

I think someone needs to explain to you what you wrote.

Being called a retard by a stinky jerk off boy? LOL

dying

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You must be autistic

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You fat Op?

the smell turns me on

>shower gel n all that
Most shower gel is 99% pure natural H2O would, no, not man-made.

Thank autocorrect for making me look retarded.

At least it leaves "retarded" alone.

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so yea if i was to live like an animal id just be able to get this in plastic contains like picking fruit from trees? i see sire.

Cut back on masturbating
Take warm baths and scrub the head of your dick with soap

more?

says the person who showers everyday but doesnt

Where's this dump though