>Best Goalkeeper in the league
>Best young centre back in the leauge
>Best midfielder of the world
>Best striker in the league before injured
>Best manager in the world
What went wrong with us mates? How can we fix this? This may be the first season that I won't buy myself a kit from United Direct.
>us
>United Direct
turkey haha ur meant to eat that not be a country :p
>United Kingdom
>no kings
>Irish keeps chimping out to separate
lol lmao desu baka senpai
Elizabeth II is our King m8, not her fault she's a woman.
I don't know how you can be a modern United fan. Does anyone legitimately enjoy Mourinho's style of play?
Or any of the squad? Who are you calling the best defender? And even calling De Gea the best keeper in the league is a stretch. He is not so much better in what he is good at than the other top keepers, but those keepers have a better all round game. De Gea can't command a box and is terrified if coming for a ball.
Worst finishing I have ever seen.
And I have watched matches in the 4th division of the State Championship in Brazil.
You are pretty much the opposite of a Pullis team.
When did Man Utd start playing in the Turkish Superleague? I'm confused lads.
Damn, I didn't realize Guardiola brought Stones, De Bruyne and Aguero with him when he went to United
I don't get it.
This.
Once finishing is corrected or marginally increases we'll be fighting for the title and CL quarter finals at a minimum. I think united is 2nd last or last in terms of % of goals from chances. Pogba has actually created a ridiculous amount of chances this year. Just need to be more clinical in front of the net.
>Pogba has actually created a ridiculous amount of chances
Define "ridiculous". Because all teams above Manure in the table have midfielders with better creativity, how would you describe those then?
>De Gea
Top 3 Keeper. Arguably the best shot stopper.
>Bailly
Top 5 defender in the league.
>Pogba
Despite the slovak's best efforts, he's been a top 3 midfielder in the league this year.
>herrera
Top 3 DM in the league
>Rashford
Top young striker in the league (not including Kane or Lukaku in this).
Factor in Valencia, Mata, Martial, Micky and hell even lingard and we're are actually looking good with a couple additions.
1 or 2 finishers (Striker or AM).
1 DM
1 or 2 Decent Defenders (or a smalling / jones resurgence)
None of this can be disputed.
>Best midfielder of the world
HAHAHAHAHA
>Best striker in the league before injured
That's not Agüero
>Best manager in the world
L M A O, not even second best in the league
Is this /manutd/ general? This totally serious, 100% unironical posts sure makes me think so
>yfw cahill has more goals than pogba
I see 55 chances created for pogba in the EPL this season.
That seems pretty high. Agree?
Define the criteria for determining "chances created"
>le we just need to sign X and Y
How many years have manure been with that meme? They're a club from the past, best of lucks fighting with liverpool for EL in the next years.
Depends. Compared to midfielders who do defensive work like Dembele or Matic it's higher. Compared to actual playmakers it's nothing. De Bruyne has 95, Fabregas with less than half of Poobag's playing time has 48 (meaning he's literally twice as likely to create something).
Yeah... ridiculous :^)
>Best Goalkeeper in the league -- Debatable
>Best young centre back in the league -- Debatable
>Best midfielder of the world -- WRONG
>Best striker in the league before injured -- WRONG
>Best manager in the world
>Best Goalkeeper in the league
why are you 6th?
>Best young centre back in the leauge
rob holding?
>Best midfielder of the world
Modric?
>Best striker in the league before injured
Kane or Lukaku?
>Best manager in the world
Conte?
It's a pass that leads to a shot
They park the bus then hope to get lucky. Mouyes is playing the most anti-football of his life
>mfw this thread
Pogba has been playing DM or CM the majority of the season. So for his position he's been very effective.
They've been lost since SAF left. That man was a god. So ya, it's taken a few year to right the ship.
Jose is doing a good job (despite the 6th meme).
You looked at his flag and you still replied seriously
>his country is run by a woman both de jure and de facto
Mata is good but he's not the best midfielder in the world.
There we fucking go
If I didn't acquire a life in the past few months I would btfo you as I've done many times in the past.
I'll just leave this here
>3 assists
>Pic related
>United being a Zlatan baby
Yes, 3 assists.
>13 behind Prince Harry
>tied with an aging pony tailed striker