>be 23 >joke around about dating 30-40 something coworker. >joke about marriage and winning her over >calls me up >"would you like to marry me 'user'?" >holyfuck.jpg >I'm down, not doing much beta looks. >quickly talk about the possibility of moving in >end with, "I'll give you time to think it through user."
tl:dr Sup Forums should I marry my older co-worker for her to get US Citizenship?
She has a kid, makes more than me at our workplace. She's cute not 10/10, maybe 8/10 with a nice figure. We hold hands here and there but I am so confused guys.
Oliver Mitchell
Post pic of her
Juan Butler
if you had to come to Sup Forums to ask then the answer is no, it will fuck your life up
Oliver Edwards
Only if she agrees to fuck like rabbits.
Luke Reed
do you mind me asking what country you're currently living in?
Kevin Miller
This
Ian Ortiz
This
Luke Hernandez
Murica
Cooper Jackson
and she's from?
Blake Lee
> thinking she’s not in it to take advantage of you > thinking she won’t leave you at her earliest convenience (bet your bottom dollar she knows exactly how long she has to be married for citizenship)
Blake Nelson
I couldn't find photos. No FB, IG, and I don't know her snap
El salvador
True, that's also why I'm thinking of making clauses or using it to my advantage and get something out of it. I could commit, I currently pay no bills and don't have much to leave behind. I don't think she actually knows how long we have to be married for. I'm cool divorcing afterwards too, but I don't want it to be a pitfall for me.
Christopher Campbell
This has got to be bait. Nobody is this stupid.
Ian Torres
OP DEM SALVI BITCHES ARE CRAZY DUN DU ET MAI FREND
Isaac Martinez
I worked out a deal with a good friend of mine that I met in college. She was an international student from China, 9/10. She wanted to fast track citizenship instead of waiting to get work visa/sponsorship here, which isn't even guaranteed given our shitty immigration system. I married her so she could fast track (3 year until naturalization). The conditions of me doing this for her that I made her sign in a written contract were that we had to be a couple, we had to live together, and that I could demand sex up to 10 times per week and she couldn't refuse, otherwise I'd divorce her. You best believe I fucking used all 10 times per week too, but through the course of the 3 years until she could become a citizen, we actually did fall in love. Still married to this day, 12 years later.
Gavin Gutierrez
Oh fuck, I forgot to add.
>controlling ex husband >had her like a pet when she was on LOA >prior restraining order against her >other coworker told me she came to work with a black eye >ex husband is a douche >comes talk to me about her issues >has cried two times in the past
>I'm geniunely nice towards her and want to help her develop some self-esteem and self worth.
Owen Edwards
Start by dating her and see where this goes Might be the start of something good
Mason Gomez
Don't.
Gabriel Reed
Dude she's going to do what all foreigner women do....Cuck your ass for a green card, then divorce/leave your ass for a more stable/higher value man....
Happened to a relative of mine. Brought over some chick from Asia, got married/had a kid, then cucked his ass with a divorce for a Cop.
Ryan Perry
Must have been fun raping her in the early days.
Easton Sullivan
This is the only right answer
Bentley Peterson
She's going to take out a life-policy plan on you and murder your ass after 5 years.
Nicholas Sanders
My roommate and friend of like 20+ years had the same thing happen to him. Fob from the Philippines started hanging around him, he was desperate as fuck for some pussy and the kind of guy that would literally fuck over anyone if it meant a little attention from a girl. She gives him a blow job and he instantly falls in love. Date for a bit over a year, she treats him like shit and controls his life. Tells him she's gonna be deported in 3 months unless he marries her. Marries her. Has a kid. Treats him like shit. He's fucking retarded and still has the mentality of a teenager and thinks marriage is all fucking and video games. It's not. She starts cheating on him after 5 years. Divorces him. Now his credit is fucked and he's bitter as shit.
Aaron Torres
>tl:dr Sup Forums should i marry my older co-worker for her to get US Citizenship? I know, it's hard to figure that one out
Levi Robinson
This. You're 23. You don't need to fuck up your life by jumping head-first into the dumpster full of baggage this woman is carrying. I can already see you trying to rationalize it by overestimating your emotional and mental fortitude. Lending a shoulder to a crying woman every once in a while is one thing, but throwing yourself into a situation where you'll be regularly dealing with that is draining as fuck.
Also, controlling, douchey ex husband? Why the fuck would you want to paint a target on your head like that? It's not worth it, man.
Levi Miller
Don't give a fuck about OP's situation. Just want sauce on hot pic.
Caleb Collins
are you seriously considering it ? shes a 40 yo used piece of meat. Get your shit together user. The only thing you can get out of this is sex, which you can get around every corner for enough confidence or cash. Just don't do it man, not with a 40 yo bitch.
Blake Cook
Kek, I had to reverse image search it. It's some guy's artsy phottography on tumblr
Oliver Reed
/thread
Carter Reed
>if you had to come to Sup Forums to ask then the answer is no, it will fuck your life up
if you had to come to Sup Forums to ask then the answer is YES, it will fuck your life up
Jayden Cruz
>be me >work as a programmer >meet an indian chick who's married >husband makes double what I do >flirts with me daily >constantly comes over to my desk asking for help >insult her, ignore her, and belittle her accomplishments >seems to like me more the bigger the asshole I become
I'm getting more and more tempted to become a Chad.
Logan Roberts
been looking for full vid of pic related
Cooper Russell
OP bug out you dumb motherfucker.
EJECT EJECT EJECT.
Jaxon Campbell
...
Ryder Smith
does anyone know where i can find this vid?
Jaxon Moore
what is she /10?
Owen Hall
Thanks guys, I'm going to think the rest of it away. you're right I am trying to rationalize everything. I was even thinking about asking her out and see if it makes more sense to pretend date and get used to the idea of if.
Isaac Cruz
GET US SOME PICS OP. NOW!
Carter Powell
eh, she's about 5/10... short, kinda chubby, but fair skinned.
Cooper Johnson
She's nuts. Its all here in what you just said. Her ex has a restraining order against HER! The craziest people latch onto the nicest normal people they can find. Its how they get their attention and self-esteem bumps.
Landon Reyes
DO NOT!
James Baker
>implying the dude is in love with her and not figuring out how to benefit from her needs
Jack Torres
People will answer with racist or romantic bullshit. Truth is getting married for practical reasons is the best way of doing it, you'll probably fall in love eventually. Just make sure there's sex involved.
Owen Allen
Do it OP. And when you inevitably get tired of her shit and develop a crippling bath salts addiction, commit a double murder and post pics. Also eat the child. The younger the meat, the more tender and sweet it is.
Matthew Cooper
pics or it didn't happen
Ayden Martinez
You have very little to gain and everything to lose. If you want to provide her emotional support, think about why YOU want me to to do this.
If your trying to just bang her then tell her you need to think about it, fuck her (she'll be down with the possibility of green card dancing in her eyes) and never let it get past hooking up.
She's full of red flags so I wouldn't even fuck her because it's only a matter of time before some of her baggage is yours.
Remember : Never stick your dick in crazy.
Jackson Gomez
sounds like a typical poo/10 to me
Leo Ortiz
Yeah, I'm not in love with her. I could possibly love her and treat her well, but I don't know about falling in love.
haha I think about that. she says if we go through it, she wants it to be a secret and nobody can know. I think it would also causs commotion in our department at work. which probably adds to 'don't stick it in crazy' arguement
Dominic Rivera
Get off of Sup Forums Austen. You and Daneillia don't have a chance. You're going to end up fucked over by her ways. Let her ass get deported.