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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2007_Boston_Mooninite_panic
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m.youtube.com/watch?v=8sYyTpD9RJQ
metro.co.uk/2015/05/09/voter-draws-massive-penis-on-ballot-paper-gets-counted-and-helps-elect-tory-mp-5188845/
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toynbee_tiles
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first for america

This is for Allah

theguardian.com/politics/ng-interactive/2017/jun/08/live-uk-election-results-in-full-2017

big fan of this space invader fella

love it when i find one of his things while im out n about

...

>no one got any votes
finally, anarchy wins...

Election results when ?

HA really?

if corbyn actually wins this I'm gonna laugh my ass off

alri'

reminds me of this
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2007_Boston_Mooninite_panic

what happened?

why aren't more brits radical centrists

I've been abusing that ghastly runt tom scott on here for months / years now.

now everyone else has started calling reddit on his shenanigans.

farron is a runt

where's a private place i can meet the fwb for a few hours lads

can't do my place or hers

watching Evangelion yet again
waiting for the election results

>be on my bike
>some pedestrians walking in the road so i swerve around them
>some guy nearly crashes into me on his bike
>calls me a cunt
>jump off my bike and say 'oi don't call me a fucking cunt come back here and speak to me'
>other cyclist just fucks off
>say to the pedestrians - 'that was your fucking fault for not walking on the pavement'
>guy in the pedestrians recognises me and says my name
>i just cycle off non-chalantly

wew

there'sa few in Paris, I don't think it's only one person, or do you know something about it?

>not voting for Tim "gas the gays" Farron

SIMPLE AS.

off out for a meal on work lads, ordered 3 courses including the steak and will order a lovely bottle of red (or two hehe)

then it's straight back to bed and up early tomorrow to May's Orwellian Britain

streamable.com/0dd5b

Had a similar reaction that was quite humbling.
Reddit has jaded me - I looked on, expecting the usual bevvy of cliches and stereotypes, sizing up and judging the subject and expecting something cringe-worthy and meme-generating.
As I continued to watch, I grew more and more impatient - "just get to it and show me something that reinforces my prejudice, already!"
Then they quietly unpack and open the case.
Then mom (?) says those somber, sobering, humbling words.
Then the kid shows emotion that I don't think I could ever truly appreciate or know.
Then it hits me - his father's memory will always be close with this cherished gift and will be side-by-side with him as he practices, matures, and advances in his musical career in life.
And one day, after the kid has made a name for himself, he'll have this beautiful moment to look back to and show the world and they can be inspired like I hope he has been.
I'm a jerk. This kid is great. His family is great. This video is emotional gold.
Edit: Gilded? I mean, thanks, but did you see the part where I'm a jaded jerk who walked into this with the wrong expectations? Huh. Maybe that's the bigger lesson: discard your prejudices and just experience something. You might be pleasantly surprised by the outcome.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=8sYyTpD9RJQ

What a tune. want to go hike America now

Will that get counted?

>"Long lines of students queuing to vote have also been photographed at the University of East Anglia, in Norwich south, and at the University of Kent in Canterbury"

we're gonna fucking do it boys

>mfw cucking fatarse cagers

>wasting your vote for a meme post that will be ignored or forgotten about within a day at best

no

Yes, that's what we have to write in the box

want to cycle for my commute but I'm scared of vehicles and my coordination is poor

can't stand cyclists. Utter subhuman rubbish.

As long as your intentions are clear and there's no doubt then yeah
I reckon it will count but it's an ultra safe tory seat anyhow

HATE it

>tfw anxious as fuck
scared as fuck for no reason fuck i feel terrible
how do i make myself feel better?
i can't even have a shower because my mind is racing and if i stop listening to music i'll have a panic attack

im gonna be screeching if corbyn wins, i cant wait for him to crack down on the daily mail and the sun

my gf

it is one person

just google 'space invader artist'

>cagies mad like usual
don't you have some tourists to drive into or something, terrorist?

So glad that 16 year olds are going to decide the future of our economy because students know best

anime

Just been to the uni of sheffield polling station and it was absolutely rammed

when I went in 2015 I was the only one there and they said it had been quiet all day

Reminds me of the time I was dancing with this girl with a pink buzzcut and her asian mate also with a buzzcut in Sub Club. Should have done something desu.

its another flatmates are hogging the kitchen episode

nonce

business idea: bicycle but with a motor so you don't actually have to cycle and get sweaty

i find him/his fake laughs annoying but i dont really care

has something happened recently?

Voting age should be raised to 25

why speak authoritatively on something you know absolutely fuck all?

if you put anything in one of the boxes it counts you dumb fucking retards

metro.co.uk/2015/05/09/voter-draws-massive-penis-on-ballot-paper-gets-counted-and-helps-elect-tory-mp-5188845/

*goes on facebook*

...

*closes facebook

oh dear

Prefer Toynbee tiles

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toynbee_tiles

Reminds me of the time I took DMT with mates and seen the interracial breeding grounds.
It's hard to convey the scale of this thing. It's as if one entire country was designated to be this breeding ground,
and white women made a pilgramage there from the world over.

Thousands of waiting room tents on a completely level field, cum storage vats the size of grain silos.
Then the main breeding facilities which hold thousands of the strongest fittest black studs.
With suction tubes attatched to their cocks like the ones attatched to cows utters, draining their balls.

Then after they were drained they would remove the apparatus and head into one of the resting tents.
The cum went up through thousands of tubes into individual transparent holding vats in the ceiling,
coming down in a large circus style big top tent where thousands of women lined up to sit on these
bench styled apparatus with individual arse recessed seats which inseminated them.
There were changing room facilities for the women to put their clothes while they got inseminated.

When my mates ask me what my experience was like I had to lie and say I was flying over a forest

Yeah but they're safe seats anyway

>mfw corbyn wins

workers just got let out so i doubt there's a polling station in sheffield that's not rammed.

Glorious Albion will be finished if Corbyn wins. Europa will be dead.

live in a city
will my polling place be empty at 9pm ish

Is it marginal? Prediction?

Reminder that May will win in an absolute landslide

kek my local voting station is in a church which is literally next to 2 mosques, one on the right and another opposite

it was empty though only about 3 people

just FYI i have copied your post number in case she loses so i can quote you

and if she wins i shant mention it at all

ah yes finally the rorke extermination will begin

>my local voting station is in a church which is literally next to 2 mosques, one on the right and another opposite
ahhh the north

????

...

Writing up my smug bait posts for both the labour and the tory win as we speak

That was just subterfuge to get some right-wing votes.

my polling station is a primary school

very empty

impeach drumpf

>my polling station is a primary school
nonce

Any other radical centrist man in?

Just voted sdp

GF in the black

Thinking about holding an international martial arts tournament.

Which country do you reckon will win?

Assuming I don't fix the fights.

On voting day there are restrictions on what you can and cannot report

Fox News chose to ignore those restrictions.

>Reminder that May will win in an absolute landslide

phwoar the tits on that one

didnt know fox news broadcast in the uk haha

it's one bloke, think he's French

did a good documentary with Banksy recently called Exit Through The Gift Shop

also looks at other artists like Shephard Fairey (the guy behind Obey and the Obama Hope/Change campaign)

cum onthe amien

chelsea boots wearin ass

r-rosie jones is a luxury whore for sheiks now?

this one is in the student village, it's only for students lad

>heels
>still flat ass
sad

Nihon

love space invader
love King Robbo
dont mind Banksy
hate shephard fairey

simple as

>housemates making too much noise in the corridoor
>housemates sitting in the kitchen

what are the best crisps? monster munch for me

C R O O K E S
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could do a 2 footed slide tackle down this whole line and come out unscathed

>lad literally has a bigger arse than those girls

bf in the blue

Feel pretty sorry for you guys ngl
...having to choosing between an Orwellian totalitarian state or becoming a socialist muslim shithole

triggered much fatboy

>Orwellian totalitarian state or becoming a socialist muslim shithole

which one is labour and which one is the tories

>paper thin walls
>can hear next door screaming about fifa
>can hear flatmate upstairs screaming about chinky mobas
>mongs slamming doors every 2 seconds
>loud music blasting from a car outside

>says the man who had to choose between Trump and Clinton

H O W L I N G !

salt and vinegar king or hula hoop barbecue

terrible post, learn to gimmick

Labour campaigning hard in my labour safe seat

weird

who are you all quoting?