Bane?

Bane?

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Bane posting is slowly dying.

And from its ashes shall come Paulieposting

Watch it

ajjaja que buen momazo

So show me its body...

>be Tom Hardy, acclaimed stage actor
>worked with auteurs such as Refn, Coppola, and Ritchie
>get call from Chris Nolan, offering me buckets of cash to play the bad guy in his new capeshit movie
>meh, Inception wasn’t that terrible, free cash, etc.
>why the fuck not

>show up on set
>Chris takes me to meet guy I’ll be working with, Aiden
>says he’s “a genius of unparalleled proportions”
>seems pretty normal to me, but whatever
>hands me script
>“Take a read through, it’s the biggest anyone’s done.”
>the fuck does that mean
>quickly skim down script
>holy hell, what the fuck is this rubbish
>what the fuck does ‘for you’ even mean
>what ESL illiterate child wrote this piece of trash, it makes zero sense
>“Unquestionably the greatest thing I’ve ever written. It took me, Dave and Jon 2 months to come up with this scene alone”
>what the fuck
>whatever, think of the cash

>scene begins
>bag over my head, can’t see shit clearly
>car rolls to a stop
>holy fucking shit Aiden what the fuck are you doing
>guy’s standing like he’s riding a fucking horse, what the fuck
>he starts reciting Chris’ shitty dialogue
>guy beside me pipes up in indistinguishable ambiguous accent, mispronouncing words, stressing weird syllables
>what the fuck
>He told me he was from Virginia, what the fuck is this
>Aiden now waving his hands all around, chewing through scenery like a fucking woodchipper
>It’s like a fucking circus out here
>look over at Nolan to see if he’ll put a stop to this shit
>single tear running down his face
>see his lips move and make out the word “masterpiece”

>finally get a fucking break
>time to relax and read the paper
>fucking Aiden following me around and staying in character off scene
>“Lotta news for a local paper!”
>“Was reading news part of your plan?”
>“Well congratulations, you read yourself news!”
>finally snap
>fucking lose it on him
>“Calm down there, hothead”
>Chris pops up out of fucking thin air, staring at Aiden
> “That, what was that? What did you just say?”
> “He was being a hothead”
>Chris’ whole body shudders and he lets out the weirdest whimpering sound I’ve ever heard
>runs across set to Mr. “I was in a Kubrick film” and that fucking red buttoned dweeb from Inception and starts talking to them excitedly
>what the fuck

>fucking six months later, filming finally scheduled to end
>all hell has broken loose on set
>Aiden is still here; still in character, even though his scene ended 5 months ago
>bite marks all down my arm because of Christian’s fucking stupid ‘method’ shit
>Chris now walking around the set fully torqued 24/7 with a huge goofy grin on his face
>get me the fuck out of here

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>finally last day
>head to Chris’ trailer to say goodbye
>he’s meeting with head set engineer
>fucking losing his shit on him
>“Do your fucking job”, “You’ll regret this”, “I’ll ruin you” etc.
>jesus fuck
>finally get in to say goodbye
>says he’s writing his next film; begs me to be in it
>“It’s about flying through black holes to collect space corn”
>wtf guy’s totally lost it
>refuse, and get the fuck off set

>2 years later
>starring in Stephen Knight’s Locke
>acclaim.jpg
>producers say we have to do an ‘A-M-A’ on something called ‘reddit’ whatever that means
>says it’s about interacting with fans
>whatever, sounds fine to me
>go to website
>log on
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

He couldn't stay away...

5 years soon.

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KEK holy shit did you fucks raid this AMA too? anyone have a link?

[ ._.] l,,l

WATCH IT HARDY

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>It was written meaning it would be painful for you, but I intoned it meaning "I'm a big guy for you."

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>Finally the truth comes out!!

All those screen names
>BIG_GUY_4_U
>bigguys4u
>foryoubigguy
>thebiggestguy
>WhyDoesHeWearTheMask
>TheMosquitoMan

Would CIA ever do an AMA?

So why did she shoot him before throwing him out of a plane?

FUCK OFF

its been dying since it started apparently. hotheads just dont know when to stop

The Head is Hot, and the Heart is Cold, Alas, He was not a Big Guy.

Post CIAs

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Dr. Serizawa, I'm G-FORCE

FOR SIX YEARS THIS STUPID PIECE OF SHIT MEME HAS BEEN POSTED 24/7, ONLY THIS BOARD CAN BE THIS AUTISTIC. I HOPE THE FUCKING MODS PERMABAN ALL OF YOU FAGGOTS, GO MAKE YOUR OWN STUPID BOARD AND CALL IT 'LE EPIC BANE CHAN'. IT'S PROBABLY THE MOST RETARDED THING IVE EVER SEEN ON THE INTERNET, I ACTUALLY FEEL SAD FOR YOU PEOPLE THAT ARE SO AUTISTIC THAT YOU POST THIS THINKING THAT YOU'RE FUNNY, 'LOLOLOLO LOOOK AT ME IM LE CIA XDDDD SO EPIC EPIC FOR THE WIN EPIC MAYMAY' Sup Forums IS A FUCKING SHITHOLE IM SICK OF YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS POSTING THIS STUPID ASS MEME 24/7 FUCK OFF U FUCKING FAGGOTS STOP POSTING THAT STUPID CIA AGENT AND THE OTHER ASS BANE, 3 YEARS, 3 FUCKING YEARS POSTING THE SAME SHIT, NOT EVERY WEEK BUT EVERY HOUR, EVERY HOUR THERE'S A BANE THREAD, ON EVERY BOARD OF Sup Forums, U FUCKING AUTISTS, IVE NEVER SUCH SUCH HIGH LEVELS OF AUTISM, THIS BOARD IS MORE AUTISTIC THAN ALL THE OTHER BOARDS COMBINED, THE DARK KNIGHT SUCKS DICK AND SO DOES YOUR WORTHLESS LITTLE BOARD, I BET YOUR DICKLETS START TINGLING WHEN YOU POST SOMETHING ABOUT BANE, ISN'T THAT RIGHT FAGGOTS? I BET THAT YOU GET SOME SEXUAL STIMULATION FROM UPLOADING A PICTURE OF BANE TO YOUR BOARD HUH? I BET THAT YOU MASTURBATE TO THE THOUGHT OF GETTING FUCKED BY THE ACTORS OF THE DARK KNIGHT RISES. IT'S PROBABLY TRUE, YOU'RE ALL FAGGOTS AND WANT BANE'S DICK. OH LOOK ITS TIME TO REPOST UR STUPID CIA THREAD, GO AHEAD AND CLICK THE BUTTON WITH YOUR GREASY NECKBEARD FINGERS. I BET YOU WEAR FEDORAS AND TRENCHCOATS TOO. STUPID ASS FAGGOTS, THIS FORCED MEME IS NOTHING MORE THAN SHIT, TRYHARD FEDORA NECKBEARDS ATTEMPT AT BEING ORIGINAL. YOUR "OC" IS PATHETIC, JUST SOME SHITTY PAINT EDITS OF THE SAME PIC OVER AND OVER. WHAT A BUNCH OF TALENTLESS FAGGOTS, GO CHEW ON YOUR MOUNTAIN DEW AND YOUR DORITOS. IM DONE ARGUING WITH YOU FAGGOTS, GO CHECK YOUR STUPID DUBS AND RE-WATCH TDKR FOR THE 50TH TIME WHILE YOU MANCHILDREN KEEP REPOSTING THIS UNFUNNY CRAP EVERY SINGLE HOUR

FUCK OFF FUCKING FAGGOTS!!

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no u

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Fuck I remember this happening

How long do you wanna bet until the simpsons actually do this? I give it less than a year.

Dr. Pavel, I'm BCE

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Dr. Pavel, I'm POTUS.

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( ._.) v/,,/

WATCH IT, ANONY

You can't have a meme based on a show no one watched.

Dr. Conners, I'm CIA

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>"Baneposting is Dead for Sure!" Says Increasingly Volcanic Hothead for the 5th Year in a Row

Was getting called a hothead part of your plan?

Somebody get this hothead outta here

Dr. Pavel, I am CIC

I'm queer

I really hope they do some kind of remastered screening of TDKR in 20 something years, and baneposting once again rules the earth like Jesus rising from the ashes

We need the plane drawn in his style.

I'm gay

kek, btfo

I'm homosexual

I'm a poof

I'm a poofter

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I'm a ponce

I'm a bumboy, baddieboy, backside artist, bugger

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I'm bent

BANE?

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I am that arsebandit.

I lift those shirts.

I'm a faggot-ass, fudge-packing, shit-stabbing uphill gardener.

I dine at the downstairs restaurant, I dance at the other end of the ballroom.

>huh, you don't get to bring hawks

VEIN?

I'm Moses and the parting of the red cheeks.

I fuck and I am fucked.

I suck and I am sucked.

I cuck and I am cucked.

I rim them and wank them, and every single man's had the fucking time of his life.

So did Masketta die at the end or what?

And I am not a big guy.

If there's one twisted mercenary in this aircraft, it's this masked man here.

So congratulations, Bane. I've just officially outed you.

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Some folks are born made to wear the mask
oooh they're too big for you
and when the CIA says "tell me about bane"
ooh he points the pistol at me lord
It ain't me, it ain't me
I ain't no hired gun no

Movie has only been out for 4 years, hothead.

Reminder that Sup Forums BTFO Sup Forums

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No.

wat happen?

underrated post

>Cyka blyat, I'm KGB

SOMEONE SET UP US THE BOMB

Is that Winona Ryder?

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check these singles

Watch it, dr.Pavol.

"Bane posting is slowly dying." Says Increasingly Hotheaded Man For Seventh Time this Day

Well meme'd, Brother.

What kind of name See Eye Ay