Ausfag Thread

Ausfag Thread

What are you shit cunts doing on this lovely hot night?

hey, just in the bongsuite listening to H3H3 podcast, having a pre-week blaze and tinkering with my bike.. hbu

Launceston checking in

Britfag here. It's 10:35am here you Ausy cunt

Watching cricket and drinking beer , ya cunt.
Hat the fuck else would I be doing ?

OP here, sitting in my fuckin room dying for the heat.

Nothing mate, that's a good night there

9:45 here, where you from in England?

Trying not to die from this Brisbane heat

coffs harbour checking in. Not a bad temp here at all.

OP, Yeah it's fucking hot down here in Melb, dont know how the fuck im gonna sleep tonight

Lucky mate, heats fucked here in melb

Perthfag checking in
Still shit here.

brisfag here not to bad where im at in aus

fuckin oath hey. Been waking up in a pool of sweat for the last 2 weeks

Drinking warm white wine in my undies with two fans on me.

It's 34c in Melbourne right now

yeah fuck i know, cant fucking wait for winter

Feel ya mate, Got two fans in my room on high.

Geordie land

I fuck with your pina wife and then i release a thousand daddy long legs in your house. Cut off the electric to your freezer and clog your toilet.

North? How's the weather?

EsperanceFag checking in, thats right, Esperance

Pretty decent temp down newie

You fuckers melting there too?

>Melbournians can't handle mid thirties.
Strewth fellas.

Wet n windy, shite as normal

Mate I'd much rather that than a 35 degree night, Probs gonna move to england in a few years.

NT fag?

42 degrees yesterday so fuckn oath, but i live right next to the beach so all is well

Lucky cunt, beach is a 20 minute drive I'm fucked

Nah, regional NSW. I pray for the poor fucks that live up there.

Fucking don't. Do you realize how expensive my heating bill is!

Put on a jumper you silly cunt.

ahahaha true, could not live there

fuuck, i legit live on a hill so i just longboard right onto the sand from my driveway, dont even need to move haha

I got fuck ton of family in Liverpool, I'll sleep on their couch ahaha

this

Man shit you got a blessing, western suburbs are shit tbh

South shitney checking in

Feeling the heat?

how is “apex gang” of black cunts, problem going over there?

Eh, its dropped a little bit, but they are still literally fucking everywhere

spewin

you go to the shops and there's fucking packs of them standing around

Mornington Peninsula. Hot as fuck but I'm 200m from the beach. Spent all day there. Fucking hit girls everywhere

3076 checkin in

bump into one of to try get them to bash you, when they bash you ask news for an interview, when the news broadcasts it hopefully the gov will do something about the black cunts. do it for the boys user

I went there on holiday for a couple of weeks a few years back. Stayed in Rye. Nice place.

Gov aint doing fuck all about it, still on the news and shit

yeah cause according to the gov "vic doesnt have a gang problem lmao"

OP here, Intenet is fucking up bad so I'm off to sleep. Goodnight and thanks to all you cunts for talking to a sad cunt

I'm heading to Melbourne CBD next month for a few nights solo, is Apex something to worry about at night?

Sleep tight op

It is good. Rye & Rosebud can get a but rowdy though. I avoid that area.

Op, one last post lmao, If you stay on the main streets and where lots of people are you should be alright. Dont go down sketch alleyways and shit.

Melbfag here. Had my wallet stolen by an abbo cunt last week ama.

what surburb?

im from out north of cbd, used to live down near frankston. I never ran into any trouble with anyone, like other bloke said, stay on public streets. stay out of alleyways. I reckon its slim chance of shit hapening down alleys anyway but better safe than in hospital from some weak black dogs.

3056 recently lost alot of money like the retard I am in a scam, but I don't wan't to tell any of my friends because they already think I'm retarded
also it's too fucking hot

Fuck off foreigner

What you boys listening to tonight?

Plus thoughts on hottest 100?
Pretty shit this year imo

Australia doesn't exist you silly cunts.

instead it was a peaceful, flourishing land of healthy, proud,. civilised people, they we 'stole'

You're all pussies, it's been getting well past 30 even at night here and I'm still wearing jeans. Some of you need to eat a spoonful of cement and harden the fuck up.

>> 2018
>> still listening to cuck fag triple J

lol you guys actually have that kind of sjw action? australia does not exist, wow, so original.. every single country is man made, so they don't exist, stupid fucking hippie

Bit of radiohead, wbu

Just take your welfare payment and settle down, Nigel.

4740 Macktown cunts, just watching the tennis

5290, hot as fuck, need to find weed.

kek

Melbourne heat is still fucked. This broke cunt needs an aircon, yet dippin ya head in the shower then sitting infornt on a fan works for 35 seconds.
>> Tennis
>> Cricket
>> Beers & Darts

wet a cloth mate, stick on ya head

finished work at woolies 2 hours ago and now shopping online for a kindle

Wow what a mad cunt.

loli multiculturalism is best multiculturalism

happy long weekend

why mate?

why am i shopping for a kindle?

cause i want a new ereader

Just smashin' out some runescape before bed

>> over 30 degos
>> still wearing jeans.
>> to insecure to swap into a pair of shortos

I'm glad that's an african on the left, because if it was an aboriginal australian, it would be fake.

Thanks! done.
Also need an ice bucket fro my balls.

something wrong with paper?

>> 2018
>> using an ereader

why mate?

Smokin billies mate

go the paperwhite at a minimum user

>something wrong with paper?

convenience
take thousands of books with you anywhere
bored of one, choose another in 2 seconds

if you can be fucked, I heard getting a bucket of ice and putting it in front of a fan does wonders, havent tried it myself tho

the coons were all too busy protesting about some shit

>go the paperwhite

yea for sure but im hoping to pick up an oasis cheap somewhere

evaporative air conditioning

who knew

How many books do you read cunt?

This

what's with this fucking reading cunt'
are you some sort of faggot

fuck she's whiter than me and she's supposed to be an abbo.
any cunt can claim to be part abbo these days and claim every fuckin thing under the sun.
what a load of bullshit.

please links to protest? not an aussie here, but interested

for knowledge
there are too many retarded people in Aus, like you cunt

what the fuck was that protest about?

Niggers are mad because Australia day is insensitive. But yet most of the niggers protesting about it are white

fuck em, who cares

sweating my fucking balls off