Only haikus here

only haikus here
try and be creative, cunts
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OP is a fag,
Who is wasting time on Sup Forums,
By typing haikus.

Please just let me die
Everyday I only cry
Egg egg egg egg egg

Haikus are very gay
I’ll cheat by adding one more sound
Ha, take that you shitheads

clearly not this cunt
he seems to be above us
and im not a fag :(

Sleeping is so good,
I wish I could sleep all day,
Inside my blanket

get up you fat cunt
time to get off on to work
you might miss the bus

one two three four five
one two thre four three two one
five four three two one

everywhere i go
i smell updog.
what is updog?
gotcha

It is Sunday here,
Do you even timezone bro?,
I don't have to work

what is haiku
I do not know what
faggot op

I apologize
For calling you a faggot
I'm sorry, user :(

how original
dude you could be a poet
never stop dreaming

hurr durr whats google
how do i dose a haiku?
we may never know

you got some digits
and i guess
check mine out too

its alrighty bro
here how 'bout we share a beer?
i dont hold grudges

a haiku is this:
5, 7 5 syllables
its not that hard, fags

stop hating.
this is a haiku thread.
go away faggot

if you really think
that i'm gonna care for this
check em out

Haikus are the best,
Because I can't write poems,
They are good enough

Black ass crack cactus
Turd actor lackluster sack
Ass cactus back birds

how dumb are you, mate?
just one google search away
here it is, cuntbag

hai·ku
ˈhīˌko͞o/Submit
noun
a Japanese poem of seventeen syllables, in three lines of five, seven, and five, traditionally evoking images of the natural world.

thems some good digits
but you still did this thing wrong
try again, faggot

i will evoke my penis up your ass
faggot
there's your haiku motherfucker

Wind Blowing Softly
She is Standing there waiting
Peaceful Bliss Takes Me

will give it a try
cause it's pretty hard you know
harder than rolling

>Searching on (((Jewgle)))
>In fucking 2018
Switch to DuckDuckGo

you still got it wrong
how low is your iq, bud?
maybe try again?

it is pretty low right now.
from having this haiku convo with you
motherfucker

well thanks for trying it
haikus really aren't that hard
they get easy quick

don't be so rude to
a person who isn't as
smart, motherfucker

I am thankful for
Your explanation although
You are still a fag

watch me closely, cunt
first line is 5 then 7
last one is 5 too

i can accept that
but since you insulted me
ill just say "no u"

don't need to watch your low iq haiku
faggot
my haiku is better than yours

haikus are boring
and you are all loser bois
so leave me alone

but its not haiku
your just insulting yourself
try again or leave

haikus hurt my brain
gonna go fap to lolis
need some o dat puss

A sinister troll
Just wait till I report you
But over there, trips

the absolute state
of this shitty board is that
fags like you exist

lolis have been here
since the dawn of the website
please fuck off, newfag

i have hated you
people since day one i swear
no upvote for you

fall down a ladder
bruises can't scrape you mean by
heal, surmise and peel

well too bad, faggot
we will live on like roaches
you cant kill us out

such a pretty toy
and we'll see what makes you tick
the blood I've tasted

what movie is this?
iv'e never seen it before
is it any good

you try again and leave
haiku is an expression of love
faggot

It's from the original Conan The Barbarian in 1982.

Conan's family and tribe is massacred by the man pictured, Thulsa Doom, who leads a death cult. Conan himself is enslaved and set to work in a mine, and eventually finds his freedom and sets out to kill the one who killed his family.

It's a great movie, don't bother watching any of the sequels or remakes that came after it.

Plus, it has one of the best soundtracks I've ever heard. If you have 2 hours sometime, it's worth watching, user.

youtube.com/watch?v=GVx4LafsvSU

I'm surprised nobody posted a "it's snowing on Mt Fuji" or an AtlA Sokka haiku reference yet

at least you admit
you are nothing but roaches
waiting to get stomped

Nigger nigger nig
Nigger nig nigger nigger
Nig nigger nigger