The heist was pretty simple- I saw it for sale on Craigslist. I went to Goodwill and got a pair of work khakis and a polo with an engineering firm's logo. I bought a burner phone and gave the seller a call. When we met, I told her that our firm was contracted from out of state to renovate the historical church in the downtown area, and I wanted a little scooter to drive around town while we were here. She let me take it for a test drive. I drive to an alley next to my house, broke the burner phone, and stashed the scooter. An hour later, I already found someone on Craigslist to trade me an old Honda Civic for it. I later sold the Civic to a prostitute.
AMA
Parker Ortiz
The real question is are you a mulatto or a quadroon?
Nathan Sullivan
>I stole a Vespa scooter four years ago today.
Karma is a bitch.
Lincoln Ward
White as snow.
Karma can suck a gigantic wiener. I just got a huge promotion, I now have an awesome family and a hot wife, and life is awesome.
Hudson Hernandez
>Karma can suck a gigantic wiener. I just got a huge promotion, I now have an awesome family and a hot wife, and life is awesome.
The biggest falls need a good setup.
Joshua Flores
You sound chuffed to bits op, you do know that it's not hard to be a scum bag.
Nicholas Clark
Not chuffed at all. Figured I'd share. Sup Forums is the first I've told of this. I'm honestly not worried about any repercussions.
Nathan Lewis
Wait till you give birth to a downey retard
Samuel Baker
How did the civic seller not want the registration for the bike? Who buys a vehicle with no papers
Gavin Bailey
Already have two beautiful kids. Trying for three more. There's a reason abortion is legal, user.
It was a shitty, beat-up Civic. I told him I couldn't find the papers, but I printed off an official looking bill of sale with the state's seal photoshopped onto it. I told him the DMV would accept that while waiting for a title.
Owen Harris
what did you do with the money, did you fuck the prostitute too.?
Aiden Turner
I gave her a discount on the Civic to dominate me. I'm into that kind of shit. The actual money itself I just kept in my wallet and spent at bars or on groceries. $1,000 goes a long way if that's all your using it for.
Mason Williams
Well that makes sense, I'm pretty sure my vin number is off a few letters compared to my registration. But dude this is all petty theft and minor fraud. Did you get a raging boner over this weak shit? I hope your kids rape each other to death you chowder head
James Gutierrez
I'm not bragging, it just popped into my head today and I figured I'd tell someone.
Michael Long
Domination is a weird one, are you also a alcohol and are destroying your family?
Joseph Roberts
Yes.
Julian Perry
Figures, domination fags always have a need to control things at all times the same with alcoholics
Leo Hill
Not an alcohol. I actually don't really drink. I'll do it at parties or out with friends, but I've never had the urge to do it.
Don't talk shit about domination. That stuff gets me going.
Ian Sanders
sounds like you covered all your bases very well. that shit will come back to bite you in the ass though
Landon Perry
Eww what a lame caption, go incest or go home. All you dorks with your lame fetishes that don't allow you to fuck make me sick. I hope one of your kids gets their throat slit on a backpacking holiday 16 years from now and you think back on this thread.
Nathan Young
I've never been able to get into incest. >my kids >ever wanting to leave the US You didn't think I raised some commies, did you?
Mason Harris
What do you mean? Their dad is a cuck of course they're gonna be commies. Would you kill them if they found out like that one guy did to his son who found his shit diaper eating video?
Ayden Watson
Why would anyone give a shit about that? I'm not embarrassed by this at all, no matter how many Sup Forumstards are quick to assume so.
Nolan Carter
"Ooh yeah tell me I can't cum for twenty three minutes ooh" this is you.
Ethan Wood
lol
Typical poor white trash
Logan Young
I came plenty of times, actually. Edging does that.
Jackson Garcia
Edging ruins your ability to get erections retard. Enjoy your ED cuck fag
Wyatt Lewis
Bahahahahaha
No it doesn't. I have sex with my wife all the time and I've been edging since I was 13.