Visit local record store, the thick fog of collective men's perfume hit me like a wall as I enter

Visit local record store, the thick fog of collective men's perfume hit me like a wall as I enter.
Can barely breath as I stumble my way across the store, searching in all the C sections for Cocteau Twins, there's absolutely nothing.
As I'm ready to give up and head home, someone touches my shoulder.
>Are you looking for something in particular, miss?
>Cocteau Twins
>Sorry, we don't sell feminine music.
I'm taken aback as all the neckbeards and dadrockers turn around to stare at me, their razor sharp stares expose my fragility completely to the world.
Misty eyed, I limper out the door into the fresh air outside.
#metoo

MOMS SPAGHETTI

What album were you looking for?

Treasure or Victorialand.

Anybody know where I can get Cocteau Twins records?

discogs

Why do they make the porkyman so sexy

>buy record
>there's an ounce of weed taped to the back

To sell merch, silly.

Best Sup Forums meme in a while, desu.

They don't. You're just a pervert.

dude what the fuck. I went to my record store last Saturday specifically to buy Heaven or Las Vegas and there was no Cocteau Twins under the concteau twins section either

Check it.

Nice.

w2c? (not the record)

>go to record store
>buy brighter death now - greatest death and cocteau twins - milk and kisses
>clerk guy complements my choices
this literally happened to me

Pokémon Store in Japan, a friend bought it for me when he traveled there this summer.

It's all over Ebay.

Was he cute?

Cop thread?
I got 1986 TVU&N cd reissue at 50cents at goodwill

>cds
might as well listen on youtube if you care so fucking little about the music you piece of shit

I actually didn't even check the CD section for Cocteau Twins, could've totally been something there.

>crying over 50 cents

>bragging about a CD
>one of the easiest CDs to get that literally everyone has
kek

i feel like youve never been to a record store
its full of literally the opposite of what u described
i hate record stores and shows the people are cunts

Thanks for the laugh friend.

I've been to a shitton of record stores.

Go and jerk off to your reel-to-reel collection cunt.

>lossless digital audio is the same as 128kbps digital audio
damn.....

>Maximum file size
>128mb
you don't know how to compute

Why the fuck would you buy Milk and Kisses?

What's wrong with CDs?

Shut up cunt.

>go to a record store
>ask if they have any Big Black albums
>"who?"
Oh

Quick, post Cocteau Twins CDs!

>wording every sentence of your post like a greentext line
>not actually putting the whole thing in greentext

Women don't talk in greentext.

>go to record store
>find original pressing of "Songs about Fucking"
>don't feel like spending $30aud on something I've heard is good without listening to it
>go home and listen to it on spotify
>love it and come back to the store
>someone else bought it

>spotify
>hadn't listened to Songs About Fucking
It would have been a travesty if you had ended up with that record.

This is the worst feel.

>find copy of 1967 album Western Union/Sound of Love by the Five Americans at market
>interested, but I don't want to spend the price for it as I don't care the most for it
>check discogs
>goes for at least $6 CAN for all releases
>mfw

>go to a record store
>ask if they have any Mr Bungle
>stifles a snort
>"sorry sir, we don't sell circus music"
Never went back. Why do these places wonder why they're going out of business?

>tfw no holv

Atomizer is better anyway.

I LISTEN TO ALL KINDS OF GIRL GROUPS, YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT!

nice wojak may i save it?

Do you have shit taste mate? I bet you haven't listened to Four Calendar either.

good thread op. I played heaven or las vegas to my mum a few months ago and she didn't like it.

Pretty contrived for someone who doesn't even know how to use commas