Please someone tell all women everywhere this about their pubes

Please someone tell all women everywhere this about their pubes.

-ok
-not okay, please shave
-ew
-might as well just shave it off

i dont understand your reasoning

-ok
-not okay, please shave
-ew
-might as well just shave it off

got it?

>gril invites me back to her apartment after party
>end up getting a bj and going down on her
>she has small patch of pubes
>casually mention I like it smooth
>invites me over a few days later
>completely shaved

i felt like such a chad in that moment

oops didn't mean to post that twice lol my bad.

go back to fapping to loli

kys faggot i have a woman and she shaves for me.

OK
ok
ok
OKAY

Pussy is a pussy, Fuck everything as long as it's clean and not severly deformed.

#2 is best
When they try to get fancy and shape it into a landing strip or heart or whatever is when I'd rather they just go smooth. #3 is ok but makes going down on her a little annoying.

Only a Herman would want a woman completely hairless.

>any pubic hair
>ever
Always make them shave, if my mouth is going there then there should be 0 hair, only fucking degenerates accept a girl with hair.

hair on her head is fine.

>not liking stripe
what a fag

this, eyebrows, eyelashes, and hair on her head are acceptable.

do you shave?

Bush only. If you grew up fapping to shaved pussy you're too young to get laid anyway. 70's FTW

Yes, obviously, not bare bones 24/7 but if I'm going to see someone clearly I will.

all of it? legs? arms? chest?

virgin detected

Girls aren't sucking on my legs/arms/chest you fucking retard, it's called courtesy. I shave my shit so I can get deep throated and she shaves hers so I don't have to deal with hair in my face.

This, fucking this!

>not okay
>not okay
>okay
>not okay

>t. teenager or never been laid

>shaving

jew

i want them to suck my tit

Well that’s just like, your opinion man.

...

>Girls aren't sucking on my legs/arms/chest
of course they aren't when you're a hairy piece of shit

Since when is it alpha for the woman you're fucking to do something you want?

this, you're probably responding to some fucking boomer lol

Hair is off putting. Idc who you are or how old. It's gross. You don't know what that hair has retained or been exposed to.

my nigga!

Yeah but if there is no hair then the pussy was exposed and retained all that shit

Since womyn have gained the ability to manipulate men and society as a whole to get immense power through courts mainly but also in every other aspect.

I don't mind a bush but that's a little much for me.

>Ignorant Millennial detected.

Life is gonna be rough, kid.

except we don't live in the wild anymore and underwear exists

>Millennial
how old are you?

If I was with this woman, I'd ask her to do the landing strip. From cunt to belly button. That's one pubes style I've never seen.

Old enough to be your mom you nigger

Literal teenager. ...
I agree that a huge bush is a turnoff but nicely trimmed is what a woman should have. A clean shaved usually gets all reddish and later irritating for the woman.

Your regard about dirty pubes is just stupid... If her hygiene is as it should be there is no problem. If her hygiene is bad you should rather worry where you stick your dick and not about the pubes...

Are you european? Having hairy tits isn't even a thing in your late 20s
My arms and legs are fairly hairy but the rest of my body isn't, what kind of a beta faggot shaves anything other than their dick? Sounds like you're projecting your insecurities for having a hair fetish/dating trashy lazy girls.

ok, lets start more specific ratings

that would make you a boomer aka worst gen

lol fag

so 12 judging by your insult. Enjoy your hairy muff you beta faggot

> Arguing a subjective opinion as though it is demonstrable fact

...

In college I dated this adorable little half-Filipino half-white girl who always kept it full-bush. She didn’t want to shave because she didn’t want ingrown hairs or some shit. At first I was like “ugh...” but I of course you know me, I’m eating that pussy anyway. She was meticulously clean but there was always a little bit of trapped smell... but that’s the point of pubic hair. It traps pheromones. Putting my face in her bush turned me into a fucking animal. It drove me fucking crazy. I’d either fuck her hard as shit until she had a squirming, whimpering orgasm, or I just nutted the second my dick touched her. No in between.

Fast forward to today. My girlfriend is now a pure blonde Irish white girl. She’s cute too, probably more conventionally attractive than primera, but she compulsively shaves her pussy. At first I thought it was sexy. But even when I’m sucking her clit, I’m just regular horny. We have decent sex and she says “don’t worry, no guy has ever been able to make me orgasm before.” And it’s just meh.

I just don’t turn into the fucking animal I was with primera. I miss it and I’d trade smooth Becky back for bushy primera any day.

I did some research and realized that I had the “typical” male reaction to intense, long-term exposure to the same girl’s pheromones. Research repeatedly shows that shaving pussy decreases the male’s exposure to pheromones, and often the degree of sexual enjoyment. That absolutely happened to me.

ITT: newfags

...

Done

from left to right:
child (only for pedo), ok, no hygiene, ok

Such an interesting wall of text with a vaguely related point. Well done. Enjoyed not reading.

>calls bait when he's called out for using middle school insults after being btfo
Sure thing kid.
You need to be 18+ to post on Sup Forums fyi.

all the dirty boomers have come out today to push their pubic hair agenda

Are landing strips actually popular anymore? I think when I was a kid watching porn on hbo etc, I saw them all the time. Maybe it was a 2000s thing

It’s sounds to me that you read it

test

Just ask her to not shave...

So you don't like führer style?

you must be so fucking beta.

Oh shit how did you find out that I’m a kid oh no no no this can’t be happening I’m gonna get banned

AMEN NIGGER IM NOT TRYING TO FLOSS FFS

i am

Literally NOT Jews. Not the Orthos, at least. Hairy as a wookie.

That's half chan in a nutshell

>boomers
Believe it or not people nowadays shave and don't need to swallow a case of viagra to get hard

I pretty much agree with this. Never saw the point of the landing strip. My preferences are A > C > B > D. If you're going to do pubic hair you might as well let it go buck wild 80's style.

Also as a man I'm not doing shit to my pubes. I think to do so seems kinda gay tbh.

>“don’t worry, no guy has ever been able to make me orgasm before.”
They say that to nearly everyone, user.
>"I have to use a toy to cum"
>"I can't cum vaginally"
But in all sus, I feel you.

As a Millenial, i’d argue that Boomers have made a lot of retarded decisions in the last 40 years.

Embracing the natural body hair that most women have was not one of them.

...

I shave and I’m a boomer

>Talking shit about the best kind of pubes
How does it feel knowing you have shit taste?

Not OP but can you explain why? Genuinely curious.

Perhaps you fucking millennials would like getting it on with the HASHTAG VAGINA??

if the girl shave like this shes doing it for you faggot but i bet op never seen pussy irl

90% of the virgin beta fags commenting here have never even seen, touched, sucked or fucked a real life pussy. Now go back to your mommy's basement and watch your trap porn.

I'm a millennial and I'm happy as long as I don't have to don a tropical helmet and wield a machete in order to go down on a girl.

...

>tropical helmet
Is this a real thing?

Fuck off. All the best girls wax and leave a landing stripe. The rest are neurotic age-play scum that need to be hit in the head with a shovel, in order to cum, and combative feminists, that don't trim their bush, armpits, or mustache.

Think old timey British colonizers in tan helmets user.
A tropical helmet only looks good if you have the waxed moustache to support it

Let him have his 50 year old muff

Never, ever compromise on sex. No matter what. If you can't smell eachother, it is ultimately doomed, whatever you think you have in the street and the living room.

Oh right, gotcha. Also, fucking CHECKED.

I'll be honest with you, Women in our age group and country are all neurotic and can't fuck, riddled with sexual disabilities. It's like if an entire generation of guys had ED. I'm really good looking, fucked around my share, but early 40's women blow our aged girls out of the water.

Meh I think it comes down to the owner of the muff, if Susan Sarandon was giving me the "Fuck me" eyes, I'd jump aboard on her no matter how much she could be my grandma or how furry she happened to be that day.

user, if you look close enough on any girl you’ll find most of them have a little fuzz. If a girl has dark hair it will look more noticeable than it would be if it was blonde. I like a little moss in the corner of the mouth myself.

...

All of us have just as much fur as gorillas, ours is just shorter and fairer.

It looks so fucking stupid. Like you're trying to do a continuation of the pussy line. Like, what the fuck? That shit is an opening, like what are you trying to do, make it look like you have a giant pussy?

What if they left the strip several centimeters to the left or right of the main pussy line? That's how I view it, equally as stupid. It doesn't look any better just because it's in the center. It looks unnatural. It looks like...I don't know what, but something that isn't genitals.

Don't get me wrong, I don't want a giant furry bush, but as long as she keeps shit below forest level, natural shape is best.

Actually, I've had a girlfriend that did some "art" with her pubic hair.
For our year anniversary, she made a heart, one time she made a bird, and she sometimes made the ticket.
It looked and was great!
Until she made a "forbidden" sign to dump me...

But yeah, as long as it's clean, it's okay.

I realize this is a joke, and I don't know exactly what's wrong with it, but it doesn't work. It's almost funny but not quite.

For all that it look like a joke, it's actually something that happened.

Trust me, my dude. Women hate hairy asses.

Trust me, you dodge a fucking bullet there my dude.

Why?

Never met a girl with a completely shaved pussy but as long as the bush is not an awful mess and as long as it's all clean (and I think the same goes on the other way), it completely turn me on, way more than a bald pussy.
Sometimes hair get in the way when you go down on her but who cares ? When you are horny as fuck it's not gonna stop you, and i love feeling those pubes in my hand or on my face.

I don't really care since it's not a forest, and about the strip, it really do make me think of 90s 2000s pornstars. Not a turn on for me but no big deal either.