So Sup Forums just made me look like an idiot in front of a cute chick. God dammit.
>call in an order of sushi for takeout close by >arrive at restaurant >sushi isn't ready yet >no big deal, sit at bar >cute bartender comes over and starts chatting >we start vibing, get mildly flirtatious >order a sake >chit chat continues going well >wow I seriously might ask this chick to hang out sometime >another customer shows up to order and bartender waifu walks over to him >get on my phone and post some random shit on Sup Forums >post from reply box at top instead of directly from thread, "post successful" screen >she's walking back over to talk to me >set phone down without locking screen >she's smiling as we enter conversation again >all of the sudden she glances down and gets weird expression on face >conversation abruptly ends >she gets the check and just fobs it off on me and says "well enjoy your sushi there man." >wtf >what just happened >look down at phone screen >phone was displaying ad of chick at bottom of page swallowing a cock whole >she definitely saw it >just got my sushi and GTFO >never going back, so awkward
Thanks for your disgusting ads, Sup Forums. You're actually physically cockblocking me now.
Jacob Hughes
happens to the best of us.
Justin Thomas
I seriously had a chance to be like "what up girl" but then those dreams were crushed.
Kayden Richardson
Who's the chick in the pic
Angel Watson
I actually believe this story.
That's pretty cringy bro .. sorry.
Aaron Foster
That's why I restrict mobile use to when I'm shitting, you should consider doing the same
Adam Phillips
it is our fault that you post shit on Sup Forums when flirting? thats pathetic.
Easton Mitchell
Ugh it was mega lame and super awkward. I had to wait for a few minutes after that to get my sushi.
Jose Powell
Yikes. Never return plz
Nathan Bennett
What the fuck is it my fault for? She walked away! Do bad things usually happen to you when you post on Sup Forums or something?
Chase Johnson
she wasn't into you anyway she was just being polite.
Christian Miller
Damn Op, I feel ya b-ro. My wife gives me the stink eye often for browsing Chan's boards with the filthy disgustingly perverted add we all are blessed to see here at Sup Forums
Elijah Foster
who lets their phone face up when looking on Sup Forums in public? only retared people like you. i dont feel sorry for you. you deserved that
Juan White
Return to the restaurant? Yeah, it's toast. Never again.
Luis Nelson
Dubs of truth I only come on this shithole when I’m bored and alone at work
Alexander Sanders
what a fucking beta go after few days again and talk with her and ask her out , if she decline just chad away
Camden Lewis
The thread I was posting in could have been work safe. It was practically all text. Even the subject was tame. I wasn't expecting the screen to go to the ad like that. Read my post fucker.
Jack Sullivan
Yes. Its a website's fault that you are stupid.
Colton Reyes
>come on this shithole when I’m bored and alone at work Which is what, 85% of the day? You ain't fooling anyone, user.
Brandon Williams
You could have played it off. Like "I'm sorry I'm so embarrassed. Just told my friends I was talking to a cute girl and they tried to embarrass me' or something like that
Lincoln Howard
Well generally speaking, yes.
Chase Rivera
Well played user
Austin Moore
Hahahah yeah because some bartender who just met you would be flattered to know that you're texting your pals and telling them you wanna fuck her and then the lot of ya start sending pornography back and forth
Elijah Myers
You are too young to remember Sup Forums without ads. Back in the day we didn't have pop ups and porn ads for the World's First Adult Porn Game.
Kayden Moore
I browse chans at work, I don't care who sees, nobody really cares either. Factory jobs can be fun if you don't take em so serious.
Brayden Martinez
But grandpa, how did you ever cum 5 times?
Isaiah Wood
You need to up your skill lvl, friend. This is for the big boys.
Bentley Green
That also happened with me, I was with my bad just talking about music, forgot I was on Sup Forums I’m so used to advertisements of girls getting absolutely railed by dicks I don’t even notice, this time I realise try scrolling up to prove its an ad, end up going throw 3 different fap threads before locking my phone
Samuel Martinez
LMAO at being such a fucking loser that you get cucked by a website.
Aaron Gomez
>browsing NSFW boards in public
You should of been on /lit/
Christian Walker
Not fuck her dumbass, when girls see cute guys they text about it. If you weren't a raging beta autist you could have pulled it off
Josiah James
Oh that's just the boys. They like to break my balls by sending hardcore deepthroat oral sex pornography to my cell phone. So anyway, beautiful, how's about me and you... ya know.... do like the people in these pictures?
Asher Jones
Lmao
Ian Parker
>getting flirty with a cute bartender >the second you start saying 'waifu' I knew it was going to end badly >instead of focusing on the kill and not being so addicted to your phone that you couldn't wait 20 minutes you had to post something. >Then you're so addicted to your phone you can't just put it into your pocket, you literally set it on the table.
This is all your fault. You could have been looking at necro porn and as long as you didn't be a phone face or an idiot it would have went fine.
This is your fault.
Matthew Nguyen
Sup Forums didnt do that. You did by not closing the browser out. Which has to hurt way more.
Andrew Sanchez
Right. But not when guys see cute girls. Unless you're the world's largest bundle of sticks.
Matthew Howard
It really is just that easy, user.
Thomas Lopez
then blame the moderator of this website but not us, dickhead
Josiah Sanchez
if you were a supreme gentleman she would have admired your taste in pornography and initiated fellatio right then and there in the middle of her place of business.
Tyler Fisher
So rather than just sitting, enjoying your sake and taking in the surroundings, you resorted to the comfort blanket of your phone.
And Sup Forums no less.
You fucking loser.
Logan Perry
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Adrian Collins
Agreed.
Jace Collins
Lie you fucking moron. She'll be flattered by the compliment. You need to level up on lying and manipulation. You didn't lose the chance because of the ad, but because of your incompetence
Sebastian Cook
That's one cool looking doggo
Jack Kelly
Sup Forums isnt facebook insta or any of that shit. Its not socially acceptable to be commenting on hentai whilst in public neck beard. Fuck your pillow tonight big boy and reevaluate
Carson White
...
Jacob Lee
Or she will know you're a stalker AND a porn addict
Gavin Morgan
I mean that's a pretty clear fucking sign my friend.
Quit Sup Forums ::: get laid
Don't Quit Sup Forums :::
Jack Thomas
...
Sebastian Diaz
Charm and charisma can take you far into the game, friend.
Noah Carter
Don't blame us dude, you came here on your own accord. Sorry though, that shit sucks.
Aaron Barnes
And she thinks that you are a normal guy now? You've chosen the other way and look where did it get you. You always shift the blame on others
Jason Adams
I'm not op you horses ass
Gavin Jackson
Get an adblock you fucking dumbass
Jose Adams
maybe one day the hoards of manchildren on this board will understand the subtly of it, but like, lols.
Brody White
Tip fedora to u
Kevin Murphy
Sup Forums didn't do shit you're a fucking retard cuck
stop being a beta, faggot
Dominic Stewart
You're better off without her. She's clearly a prude
Levi Lopez
so it went so well, you felt the need to post on Sup Forums, wooow, must have been an amazing experience.
Joshua Williams
that wouldn't have happened if you were using an iPhone with Safari. they had ad block built in.
Jaxson Torres
Hmm so you’re either a faggot stalking a dude or you’re a faggot making shit up. Don’t care which one you pick cause either way you’re still a faggot
Cooper Gutierrez
bumskis bro!
Charles Ortiz
Wut? Are you new to b, newfag?
Connor Sullivan
>Do bad things usually happen to you when you post on Sup Forums or something? Yes: You post on Sup Forums. Bad enough, isn't it?
Cooper Butler
you don't get porn ads on worksafe boards
Ryder Rogers
well, yea is right,
or maybe in situations like this, if you are just a droid among all the other ppl, who dont give a shit about you, or look at your phone
but otherwise? I work in an office, where ye, i could browse Sup Forums, cause i sit in a corner, but even than, there is a window behind me, from which they could see if im watching porn or something like that, not that they look in through that window that often, more like never, but still, you really are an idiot OP.
Why not just go ride a crowded bus or something, and browse Sup Forums there, in the middle of the crowd where everyone can see it huh? Same idiot thinking as what you did.
Chase Harris
>talk to girl whose job it is to be friendly to you >wow she must be pretty into me
it was never going to happen idiot
Aiden Murphy
The dreidel is strong in this one.
Jason Davis
>be in public >check Sup Forums
Nolan Kelly
>mfw anons in the thread actually identify as "Sup Forums"
He's talking about the site, not the users.
Julian Ross
>interpret information like a retard >everyone else must be as retarded as I am >tfw
Thomas Cox
> what is an adblocker
Gavin Ortiz
Oh no a young healthy straight male with porn on his phone what a travesty so unusual. does she not have any male friends or a boyfriend?
Connor Perry
No, that is not normal to walk around watching porn. At least to show someone is embarrassing.
Gavin Powell
In the real world perverts are not common place. Society looks down at sexual deviants, friend. Once you find the courage to go outside you will find that all men (and women) hide their perversions until they feel comfortable in the relationship. Casually showing random qts that you're a degenerate Sup Forums user is not alpha, it's autism.
Josiah Perez
Kek Rodge is right
Jaxon Edwards
you definitely deserved this you fucking retard. also she was doing her job, she wasn't into you.
Parker Myers
thank Hiroshima Nagasaki
Nathaniel Kelly
So where exactly is this sushi place? Because if there's a chick there who might be wiling to get with a guy who is autistic and stupid enough to be browsing Sup Forums on his phone in public and not lock his screen, then I should definitely have a shot with her.
Owen Collins
You're definitely an idiot, look at the good side, she won't cuckold you, I hope it happens again, this is the dumbest thread I've ever read in Sup Forums
Caleb Williams
>goes on 4chin in public
Its entirely your own fault actually
Zachary Wood
Sup Forums saved my life when some Chinks hit a nerve gas pocket.
Levi Hall
Sorry man. Happens to the best of us.
You should check out Clover though
Josiah Hall
>Sup Forums in public fucking normie
Matthew Hernandez
I lel'd
Aiden Taylor
more of OP's pic
Jordan King
Top fucking kek
William Thomas
you mean "autistic and stupid enough to be browsing Sup Forums."
Jordan Lopez
This has literally never happened
Jonathan Hernandez
This is what u get for not using clover
Nathan Ward
It's burned into my core functions, even my children will have the gene passed down. Never visit Sup Forums in public.
Brody Campbell
I learned LONG ago to always put set my phone face down. Learned the lesson from a text popup at the wrong time.
Always face down.
Joseph Cruz
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Caleb King
You like this little slut?
Daniel Rivera
Spoiler: I'm not bad with women. Crazy right?
Bentley Roberts
What happened
Charles Hernandez
more?
Jeremiah Ortiz
>get on my phone and post some random shit on Sup Forums
This is where you fucked up. Why in the FUCK would you look at Sup Forums out in public?