So Sup Forums just made me look like an idiot in front of a cute chick. God dammit

So Sup Forums just made me look like an idiot in front of a cute chick. God dammit.

>call in an order of sushi for takeout close by
>arrive at restaurant
>sushi isn't ready yet
>no big deal, sit at bar
>cute bartender comes over and starts chatting
>we start vibing, get mildly flirtatious
>order a sake
>chit chat continues going well
>wow I seriously might ask this chick to hang out sometime
>another customer shows up to order and bartender waifu walks over to him
>get on my phone and post some random shit on Sup Forums
>post from reply box at top instead of directly from thread, "post successful" screen
>she's walking back over to talk to me
>set phone down without locking screen
>she's smiling as we enter conversation again
>all of the sudden she glances down and gets weird expression on face
>conversation abruptly ends
>she gets the check and just fobs it off on me and says "well enjoy your sushi there man."
>wtf
>what just happened
>look down at phone screen
>phone was displaying ad of chick at bottom of page swallowing a cock whole
>she definitely saw it
>just got my sushi and GTFO
>never going back, so awkward

Thanks for your disgusting ads, Sup Forums. You're actually physically cockblocking me now.

happens to the best of us.

I seriously had a chance to be like "what up girl" but then those dreams were crushed.

Who's the chick in the pic

I actually believe this story.

That's pretty cringy bro .. sorry.

That's why I restrict mobile use to when I'm shitting, you should consider doing the same

it is our fault that you post shit on Sup Forums when flirting?
thats pathetic.

Ugh it was mega lame and super awkward. I had to wait for a few minutes after that to get my sushi.

Yikes. Never return plz

What the fuck is it my fault for? She walked away! Do bad things usually happen to you when you post on Sup Forums or something?

she wasn't into you anyway she was just being polite.

Damn Op, I feel ya b-ro. My wife gives me the stink eye often for browsing Chan's boards with the filthy disgustingly perverted add we all are blessed to see here at Sup Forums

who lets their phone face up when looking on Sup Forums in public? only retared people like you. i dont feel sorry for you. you deserved that

Return to the restaurant? Yeah, it's toast. Never again.

Dubs of truth I only come on this shithole when I’m bored and alone at work

what a fucking beta
go after few days again and talk with her and ask her out , if she decline just chad away

The thread I was posting in could have been work safe. It was practically all text. Even the subject was tame. I wasn't expecting the screen to go to the ad like that. Read my post fucker.

Yes. Its a website's fault that you are stupid.

>come on this shithole when I’m bored and alone at work
Which is what, 85% of the day? You ain't fooling anyone, user.

You could have played it off. Like "I'm sorry I'm so embarrassed. Just told my friends I was talking to a cute girl and they tried to embarrass me' or something like that

Well generally speaking, yes.

Well played user

Hahahah yeah because some bartender who just met you would be flattered to know that you're texting your pals and telling them you wanna fuck her and then the lot of ya start sending pornography back and forth

You are too young to remember Sup Forums without ads. Back in the day we didn't have pop ups and porn ads for the World's First Adult Porn Game.

I browse chans at work, I don't care who sees, nobody really cares either. Factory jobs can be fun if you don't take em so serious.

But grandpa, how did you ever cum 5 times?

You need to up your skill lvl, friend.
This is for the big boys.

That also happened with me, I was with my bad just talking about music, forgot I was on Sup Forums I’m so used to advertisements of girls getting absolutely railed by dicks I don’t even notice, this time I realise try scrolling up to prove its an ad, end up going throw 3 different fap threads before locking my phone

LMAO at being such a fucking loser that you get cucked by a website.

>browsing NSFW boards in public

You should of been on /lit/

Not fuck her dumbass, when girls see cute guys they text about it. If you weren't a raging beta autist you could have pulled it off

Oh that's just the boys. They like to break my balls by sending hardcore deepthroat oral sex pornography to my cell phone. So anyway, beautiful, how's about me and you... ya know.... do like the people in these pictures?

Lmao

>getting flirty with a cute bartender
>the second you start saying 'waifu' I knew it was going to end badly
>instead of focusing on the kill and not being so addicted to your phone that you couldn't wait 20 minutes you had to post something.
>Then you're so addicted to your phone you can't just put it into your pocket, you literally set it on the table.

This is all your fault. You could have been looking at necro porn and as long as you didn't be a phone face or an idiot it would have went fine.

This is your fault.

Sup Forums didnt do that. You did by not closing the browser out. Which has to hurt way more.

Right. But not when guys see cute girls. Unless you're the world's largest bundle of sticks.

It really is just that easy, user.

then blame the moderator of this website but not us, dickhead

if you were a supreme gentleman she would have admired your taste in pornography and initiated fellatio right then and there in the middle of her place of business.

So rather than just sitting, enjoying your sake and taking in the surroundings, you resorted to the comfort blanket of your phone.

And Sup Forums no less.

You fucking loser.

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Agreed.

Lie you fucking moron. She'll be flattered by the compliment. You need to level up on lying and manipulation. You didn't lose the chance because of the ad, but because of your incompetence

That's one cool looking doggo

Sup Forums isnt facebook insta or any of that shit. Its not socially acceptable to be commenting on hentai whilst in public neck beard. Fuck your pillow tonight big boy and reevaluate

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Or she will know you're a stalker AND a porn addict

I mean that's a pretty clear fucking sign my friend.

Quit Sup Forums ::: get laid

Don't Quit Sup Forums :::

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Charm and charisma can take you far into the game, friend.

Don't blame us dude, you came here on your own accord. Sorry though, that shit sucks.

And she thinks that you are a normal guy now? You've chosen the other way and look where did it get you. You always shift the blame on others

I'm not op you horses ass

Get an adblock you fucking dumbass

maybe one day the hoards of manchildren on this board will understand the subtly of it, but like, lols.

Tip fedora to u

Sup Forums didn't do shit
you're a fucking retard cuck

stop being a beta, faggot

You're better off without her. She's clearly a prude

so it went so well, you felt the need to post on Sup Forums, wooow, must have been an amazing experience.

that wouldn't have happened if you were using an iPhone with Safari. they had ad block built in.

Hmm so you’re either a faggot stalking a dude or you’re a faggot making shit up. Don’t care which one you pick cause either way you’re still a faggot

bumskis bro!

Wut? Are you new to b, newfag?

>Do bad things usually happen to you when you post on Sup Forums or something?
Yes: You post on Sup Forums. Bad enough, isn't it?

you don't get porn ads on worksafe boards

well, yea
is right,

or maybe in situations like this, if you are just a droid among all the other ppl, who dont give a shit about you, or look at your phone

but otherwise? I work in an office, where ye, i could browse Sup Forums, cause i sit in a corner, but even than, there is a window behind me, from which they could see if im watching porn or something like that, not that they look in through that window that often, more like never, but still, you really are an idiot OP.

Why not just go ride a crowded bus or something, and browse Sup Forums there, in the middle of the crowd where everyone can see it huh? Same idiot thinking as what you did.

>talk to girl whose job it is to be friendly to you
>wow she must be pretty into me

it was never going to happen idiot

The dreidel is strong in this one.

>be in public
>check Sup Forums

>mfw anons in the thread actually identify as "Sup Forums"

He's talking about the site, not the users.

>interpret information like a retard
>everyone else must be as retarded as I am
>tfw

> what is an adblocker

Oh no a young healthy straight male with porn on his phone what a travesty so unusual.
does she not have any male friends or a boyfriend?

No, that is not normal to walk around watching porn. At least to show someone is embarrassing.

In the real world perverts are not common place. Society looks down at sexual deviants, friend. Once you find the courage to go outside you will find that all men (and women) hide their perversions until they feel comfortable in the relationship. Casually showing random qts that you're a degenerate Sup Forums user is not alpha, it's autism.

Kek Rodge is right

you definitely deserved this you fucking retard. also she was doing her job, she wasn't into you.

thank Hiroshima Nagasaki

So where exactly is this sushi place? Because if there's a chick there who might be wiling to get with a guy who is autistic and stupid enough to be browsing Sup Forums on his phone in public and not lock his screen, then I should definitely have a shot with her.

You're definitely an idiot, look at the good side, she won't cuckold you, I hope it happens again, this is the dumbest thread I've ever read in Sup Forums

>goes on 4chin in public

Its entirely your own fault actually

Sup Forums saved my life when some Chinks hit a nerve gas pocket.

Sorry man. Happens to the best of us.

You should check out Clover though

>Sup Forums in public
fucking normie

I lel'd

more of OP's pic

Top fucking kek

you mean "autistic and stupid enough to be browsing Sup Forums."

This has literally never happened

This is what u get for not using clover

It's burned into my core functions, even my children will have the gene passed down. Never visit Sup Forums in public.

I learned LONG ago to always put set my phone face down. Learned the lesson from a text popup at the wrong time.

Always face down.

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You like this little slut?

Spoiler: I'm not bad with women. Crazy right?

What happened

more?

>get on my phone and post some random shit on Sup Forums

This is where you fucked up. Why in the FUCK would you look at Sup Forums out in public?

Kek

She's a hot lil bitch huh?