Confess

Confess.

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I'm gay

I could have voted last election but I didn’t and I still don’t care that Donald Trump is president.

go back to your own thread, faggot.

I called someone a faggot but i'm actually homosexual

kek

Jesus said Mustard seeds are the smallest seeds but I know they arn't.
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my family and friends all think I'm a trump supporter but i voted for hillary

I killed a small animal and hope to do it again

I blame anything for everthing. I really can't take the blame for my actions and it's making me miserable.

And i won't admit it to anyone.

Please Father I need Help, Jesus went to hell for 3 days I am willing to go there for an eternity in my efforts to have the Torch-bearer of God's Throne Repent from his Fall from Grace.

why should I?

im poor as fuck and make distilled liqour in my basement cuz i cant afford alcohol to drown my problems away.

i want to see my wife and daughter get fucked by BBC while im forced to watch, then i want the black bull to feed me his cum forcefully.

You ain’t no mfin priest. I call heresy!!!

I say i don't like drumpf but i honestly think he's kinda cool and I will never admit it in public because society tells me I shouldnt

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I always fought fur, but now I just rralized that I was scared from the truth: I'm fur too

plz halp
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I've been with my girlfriend since we were 16, we're now 22. She's paralysed from the waist down and I've never had sex with a normal woman. Am I wrong to wonder what having sex with a physically normal person is like?

she won't be paralyzed much longer with the advent of new stem-cell research.

...

Did I embarass myself?

Blew a guy a handful of times

>no homo tho

I pray that one day she'll be able to walk again, but deep down I know that that day will probably never come.

I secretly voted for trump, and STILL believe he will make America great again.

Well, where to begin....
My wife is 25 and she is easily a 9, cheerleader and all that fame, everybody wants her, but she is madly in love. And it's boring to have that after a while, so I started using cocaine to make my life more interesting, but it wasn't enough, so I started fucking her little sister secretly, who is 21, and moved next to us a while ago. I also fuck one of my collegues, she's a beautiful chubby milf, doesn't know I have a family. I refuse to help my brother, who is also an addict and lost his house (which I bought for him) over some huge debt, and I just don't want to help him anymore. He could live with us, we have plenty of room, but I blame him for our parent's death, without ever telling him. I once killed a dog, it tried to bite me, and I hit him with a tree branch, so it went mad, so I knifed it, and ran away. I hit someone with my car last year, and then when I saw noone was on the streets, I got away without helping. Once stole a lot of booze frome a gas station somewhere in europe just as a drunk bet or something. Cheated almost all my gfs, once fucked my brother's gf when we were teenagers. I think that's all.

He's on his way! Sure, the elite and media have done a bang up job TRYING TO get the nation to hate him but he will pull through. Seven more years baby!

Listen very carefully to what I am about to say.
It doesn't even matter if you niggers kill yourselves get cremated and scattered to the winds I will be going through the list of people that have died and bringing them all back to life even without a direct dna sample as I can use divergent paths and bring sperm cells that never made it inside a vagina to life, Using techniques of information data-sets being able to restore full memory without even needing an encephalogram.
It may take another 100 years or longer but that is the entire point of having graveyards in the technology category and for them to be replaced ultimately by cryonics.
The Gene pool is only so large it is not infinite until we gear towards making new people, Because only when those are alive does new consciousness.
Where anyone to take what I have said in this post and make money of it just be warned I will be doing your reconstruction, Don't make me attach your penis onto your face.

>+form

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Donald trump (or as i call him, Donald Dump) is not my president. He's a tard and likely an auditory speller. The price of welfare is not free, it must be sustained on the backs of third world immigrants.

My cousin by marriage(my aunt and her father married a while back) gave me a blowjob a few years ago. I met up with her and some of her friends when I was in town for the holidays and we all ended up bar hopping. Stayed at her apartment since I was too drunk to drive home. Don't remember what led up to it, but she blew me at some point. I haven't spoken to her aside from a happy birthday text here and there since.

>Ages 11-16 to shove bananas up my ass for old dirty men in online chatrooms, jerk off, eat my own cum for $5-20 a shot.
>Use to get drunk and fap to some pretty bad porn...
>Would get shitfaced and go to the bar/club with my friends and eye up the happiest people having a good time, and beat the shit out of one of them to ruin their night.
>Sold drugs for most of my adult life and use to get off turning once pretty women into junkies.
>Been blown by an ugly ass tranny high while high on meth I sold him.
>Use to cheat on my ex-girlfriend with a guy for a few months of sweaty, ball slapping cocaine and popper fueled sex. She's met him multiple times.

Just a short list.

Went to rehab, upgraded some school courses, now I'm starting university in the next few months at 27, I have a good job that helped me pay off my $20k in credit card debt, my car is payed off. No drugs, alcohol, cheating, got my sex addiction under control, volunteer at homeless shelters for recovering drug addicts.

All it would take is a hot bitch offering me a line of blow to throw all that away, so I'm pretty much a homebody these days.

I'm a white nationalist and I had sex with a black chick last night in order to cuck some black guy who wanted her. I was only doing it for the power dynamic but now I kinda miss her

Jesus christ user

I think you replied to the wrong person.

I jumped on my friend and road him (with clothes on). We are both straight goodlooking guys.

Your the dude with the paralyzed waifu yeah?
Then no I did not.

So why do you want to... reincarnate me?

its future medical policy for the species.

My family thinks I voted for Trump but I didn't vote because I knew my vote didn't matter and both candidates sucked

I got lost in the mountains on purpose to kill myself from starvation and hypothermia thinking I will get out of it alive only if the universe wills it. As you can Im still here fml..

Right. My favorite was the year I ran a trap house.

>18-19 year old bitches from campus come in to buy weed.
>Sell them their bud and offer them free molly.
>"Just drop it here and make your way to the club."
>Hook them up with drinks and get them comfortable, turn on some music.
>They forget they were even going to the club.
>Had weekly orgies for $20-50 out of my own pocket.
>Got the girls on coke/meth so they're always on my doorstep when I need them.
>Stopped allowing them in when they're all worn out, they realize drugs cost money.
>I get laid and new lifetime customers.

I'm fucked up man.

So long as you accept Jesus into your heart last minute on your deathbed you can keep being a piece of shit with no consequence. Carry on.

To bring my girlfriend back to life so she can be in a wheelchair for eternity? Or to give her back the ability to walk?

yep, that's the plan

I have a hard time beliveing that.

>usual apartment party, mostly new people to me
>move on to my apartment after midnight
>people leaving 1 by 1 and eventually left alone with sober pregnant lady
>she keeps playing with hair and caressing her stomach
>she goes bathroom and comes back in underwear
>confesses that her bf doesn't feel comfortable fucking her while she is pregnant
>asks if she is still attractive
>tell her everything she wants to hear
>she is sexually frustrated and horny as fuck
>i'm drunk so i just unzip jeans to show her my boner in my pants
>she literally lunges to suck my dick
>we do reverse cowgirl and doggy
>her vagina felt like water fountain
>she just wants to have sex and asked if i'm open for another round on Thursday
>she is cheating with a kid but i'm not turning down free pussy

that's tough man. what's sex like with her anyways?

How far along was she? Any other stories?

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It takes a lot of work from both of us so it's a once a week event at best. Her spinal injury means she doesn't self-lubricate very well so we have to use a lit of lube. Most of our sex is either missionary with a pillow under her hips, her sitting on my lap, or me holding her against the wall in the shower. Cleanup can be tough since she tends to lose bladder control if I bump her cervix.

I never wanted to be a dad

20 weeks
sadly nothing more, happened this week

>Company Christmas party
>Had nasty breakup with a coworker
>2 years together, she cheated
>Her best friend is a coworker too
>We worked an odd shift and had no social lives with other people so we drank, partied and fucked each other
>There's about 10 of us in this social circle
>Most of us work 9-5s at the same company now though
>her best friend isn't talking with her, they're in a fight
>We party
>Go home with her best friend drunk
>Smoke weed for the first time
>We fuck
>"That didn't happen... Right?"
>"Right"

I don't blame you user. It sucks but it's going to get more complicated. I've fucked many a cheater. It's never as easy as sex I'm afraid.

I took a uni course on homosexuality and larger society and convinced my professor I was gay so he would like me more. I ended up getting an A in the class. I'm actually disgusted by homo eroticism because I was sexually abused by my dad until I was 16. I'm fine with gays getting married and having rights and all that, but even the thought of two men or two women having sex repulses me.

I also find porn, nudity, and rule 34 absolutely disgusting.

I have a three inch erection and I'm circumscribed. My dad made fun of me for having it several times.

Does she want sex or is she just doing it to keep you happy? Play your cards right and maybe you could turn her into Cuckquean who brings you girls to fuck.

Where's the church of satan poster?

The actual sex is mainly for my benefit since she gets more out of foreplay and cuddling after, but she does have some feeling down there and can cum with a bit of effort. I have thought about what sex is like with other women but I don't think I could bring myself to go through with it.

Guilt trip her in the right ways and perhaps she'll give you a hall pass now and then

How would I guilt trip her? She tries her best in bed and is always willing to give me a blowjob if we can't have sex.I can't really ask any more of her.

Hint that her best isn't good enough and could keep a problem if it keeps up like that. She physically can't do more and she knows her odds of meeting someone else like you are slim, so the only solution would be for her to find someone extra for you to fuck.

Not getting me this time, Mom.

>stole cousins panties at sleepover
>fucked them vigorously
>came in panties
>folded them back up
>neatly pleaded back in her dresser
Kek

Placed*

Caused the death of an innocent, measly, helpless, newborn ant.

A few hours ago I witnessed a 39 year old mother eat her 20 year old daugther's pussy on my couch today. I'm in Spain where sex between adult parents and their adult children is not a crime. AMA

I'm planning on proposing to her soon and I'm not willing to ruin a relationship with a girl I've spent a third of my life with just to find out what casual sex is like.

It's not casual sex. It's a sex enhancer. Plus you wouldn't ruin it because it'll be her idea.

But I'm pretty happy with my sex life as it is. I don't want to have sex with other people, I just wonder sometimes what I'm missing.

how do you get away with all that? have good looking wife, but cheat on her, take drugs, steal, hit someone on the street
fuck I havent had sex for 8 years and I am none of those things, life is fucking unfair

That's really mature of you user, she's a lucky girl.

sdgsdadfad

do you have pics? post

im fucked on my CS365 assignment and im delaying it because im too much of a pussy to face ot

Not everyone is created equal. You can either come to terms with this and accept this or you can improve yourself if you are not satisfied.

I have improved in every way except socially and financially

I destroyed the bonds of friendship and respect between the only people left who'd even look me in the eye. Now, I laugh and make a fortune off the same ones that I've tortured, and the world screams, "Kiss me, Son of God!"

welp he meant the smallest of seeds know to man.
Also sperm doesnt count, neither mayo or ketchup, and no sauce just perspiration thing

Well at least you are actually putting effort into it. Nothing is worse than a person who bitches about having a shit life and doing nothing about it.

your an idiot. You're a just a man with normal urges. Go fuck an escort a few times and be done with it. It won't negate your love her and she'll never have to know, better to do it before you get married.

WHO Frickin/ucking votes for hillary
Thats soyboy nip's thinking
>HERETIC

Seriously. It better that you find out what it's like now than when after she gains the ability to divorce you and take half of your money

Nope, no pics. I wish

>being this much of an immoral asshole
My only comfort is that your kind will be wiped out soon

I'm not going to go behind her back for some short term gratification.

If anyone's getting wiped out first, it'll most certainly be the guy emotionally and physically attached to a half-paralyzed woman who lets him get laid once a week on a good week.

It's a damn shame that good guys like you get the short end of the stick eventually..

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>circumscribed

Don't listen to what that guy's saying. I'm pretty sure you don't need the approval, nevertheless, you seem like a decent user who won't mind it, so here it goes: you're doing the right thing by staying faithful to your girl despite the occasional thoughts.

Also, you'd probably be disappointed. With another girl, she'd certainly be able to do other positions and move her waist around to shake things up, also ride you and shit so you didn't have to do all the work for yourself, but in the end of the day, it's just sticking your dick in pussy.

Questions though, is doggy impossible with your girl? Does she do anal?

i fucked my gfs brother

To you I say stop taking advice from Sup Forums.

You've already lost your virginity (even though you're fucking a weighted fleshlight) which is more than most fags here can say. And your relationship seems to be doing well, don't fuck it up.

>who lets him get laid once a week on a good week
It's good enough for me and we do other sexual things more often. She'll give me a blowjob every day if I ask for it.
Anal is not possible for her. She can do doggy if I hold her around her waist.

>It's good enough for me
It'll go downhill shortly after the wedding. Get used to twice a month.

>you're doing the right thing by staying faithful to your girl despite the occasional thoughts.

Fucking this. How many anons/threads a day do you see on here, r9k and pol who say how hard it is to get any western woman who isn't self absorbed and wouldn't leave you at the drop of a hat for a "better" man or BBC?

If you truly love this girl and find her attractive, you do realize you've been blessed with a girl who has a built-in dependency on you and would never cheat on you or leave you?

For some guys, they aren't looking for that so whatever. But if you love her and want a woman who will always be true then in some ways you've hit the jackpot.

>inb4 "hurrr shes disabled how did he win the jackpot retard??211/??"

This is all taking for granted that her disability isn't a deal killer for him. Some people like are too short-sighted to imagine life without having sex with a girl who blows their balls off every time. Then they end up losing half their shit.

Bottom line is go for it,

I've gone four months without sex once when she had back surgery. Recently we've also been having more sex than normal so I don't think that will happen.

There's all sort of sexual apparatus nowadays, that could help with all the holding and make it easier for both of you.

Was she already paralysed when you started dating?

I’m not religious; however, I am principled.
I have thrown everything away despite it being handed to me, and have gotten in between husband and wife, thinking that I was doing the right thing, among other acts. I understand now that those heinous acts became a reality due to my low intelligence, and the shared blood of a responsible people muddled with murderers, criminals, and rapists. I seek not forgiveness, but instead—with my forthcoming death—I hope to rectify the actions of my parents, and wash clean the poison which I instilled in this earth, and it’s people.