You have just passed your civil service examination to become a United States Foreign Services Officer (FSO). As a new agent, your placement to one of the 265 American embassies around the world is chosen randomly.
Roll for your bid to a country. You get one reroll after which your name is striked from the bid register and you are unable to bid for more contracts. If you roll 81-89, you are 86'd by enemy combatants and become decomposing dog shit. If you roll 90-99 your mission gets aborted and your reroll is refunded back to you.
You get paid 30% extra for accepting assignments that place you into dangerous locations, these are locations in the Middle East and Africa. You get paid 15-25% more pay for places that have bad hygiene and healthcare; these are China and Russia. A monthly COLA (Cost of Living Adjustment) is also provided. This is an extra spendable living allowance provided for you which will allow you to purchase daily necessities like alcohol, tobacco, and foreign poon.
David Rivera
Roll for China
Brody Johnson
Fiiiine
Noah Carter
Rollio
Jack Campbell
roll
Owen Carter
58 get
Jace Sullivan
Let's get aborted
Aaron Mitchell
iceland get
Carson Adams
rawling
Brandon Martin
Lul
Lucas King
fuck pakistan, rerawl
Carson Martin
...
Easton Morris
ROLL
Nathan Rodriguez
ROLL ME!
Julian Parker
not the worst ig
Carter Long
Rollin
Henry Thomas
Again
Justin Sanders
wat4
Jaxon Stewart
Roll
Brandon Perez
manifest destiny
Kayden Allen
Rolling for Japan
Daniel Ortiz
r0ll
Sebastian Price
roll
Brayden James
rel
Brayden Hernandez
rolling
Adrian Scott
Come on first world!
Jonathan Baker
if dubs i get sent to japan
Jace Diaz
Ooooooweeee
Jack Fisher
Rolling
Henry Wood
North Korea? Man, re-rolling.
Justin Rivera
roll
Joseph Myers
roll it
Levi Roberts
top kek
Ryder King
Roll for Cuba.
Joshua Sanders
check my double digits
i'm going to japan
Jace Phillips
roll
Angel Barnes
Rolling
Dylan Russell
Rolling for Ireland
Cooper Long
Roll
Jace Bailey
le roll, haha
Gavin Torres
italy
Sebastian Price
ROLL
Christopher Ramirez
Hell yeah. Japan, here I come!
Hunter Walker
Roll for Somalia
Gabriel Johnson
It's not fair! Why does this Rookie get to go to Japan whereas I get sent to some shit hole in the Third World???
Parker Gutierrez
Give me the shittiest you got, chief.
Charles Garcia
rawl
Brandon Evans
>POO
Thanks chief.
Eli Parker
kek
Gabriel Richardson
Russia... It could be worse
Kayden Walker
Roly Moli
Jordan Carter
lorr
Henry Long
Kill Obama
Jeremiah Hill
llorer
Owen Hall
Roll
Joseph Rogers
fuck
Caleb Phillips
Hi can I go to New Zealand?
Aiden Wood
Where to?
Gavin Price
I bet you had your Dad pull some strings for you to get sent a First World country.
>tfw I ain't no Senator's son >tfw I get sent to shithole Third World country
Easton Clark
Dolly polly
Jayden Stewart
Roll
Jaxon Phillips
reroll because for once i didnt want dubs
Jose Mitchell
Plz detain me in the glorious best Korea.
Thomas Sanchez
Roll
Isaac Martin
Refill because I refuse to be stuck in the us.
Grayson Young
Bags are packed.
Anthony Moore
Holy shit yes
Alexander Reyes
rollerino
Christopher Campbell
Whoa
Owen Jenkins
...
Asher Evans
bump for new players
Cameron Morgan
rolleroonie
Cameron Reed
Rolls
Eli Garcia
lol
Nicholas Carter
Nibba
Hudson Jenkins
rolly
Chase Williams
roll
Brandon Powell
Are you guys watching this?
Check my dubs
Jaxson Lee
Take me to Tashkent
Nathan Bell
Again
Ryder Morgan
Anywhere besides the middle east or africa please
Charles Jackson
Gonna roll for it then
Landon Stewart
Fuckostan
Samuel Anderson
rollin for dat chink pussy
Christian Roberts
leggo
Mason Bailey
Bebebis
Daniel Rivera
Wait, America has an embassy in America? I knew they were stupid but seriously?
Parker Moore
islamic state of germany go
Justin Davis
...
Gabriel King
roll
Oliver Johnson
esketit
Gabriel Price
Suit up
Andrew Jackson
rollex
Christopher Rogers
re
Justin Cox
H-here I go!
Caleb Howard
F-fug, here I go again!
Joshua Parker
Ok shit
Easton Cook
Aye, aye. Captain. Let's hope we don't die in the line of duty.
