Let's all wank edition
/brit/
Owen Wright
Grayson Carter
not cara
Zachary Williams
first for labour upset. red rising
Jason Nelson
wonder what Ivana Fukalot is up to these days
Thomas Hughes
>Wake up over 30 minutes early.
>Get into my comfortable climate controlled car.
>Drive 5 minutes through the sleepy suburb of an English city past families in semis and the bungalows of old folks.
>Arrive at the local youth centre / church.
>Take my ballot and place a careful and deliberate X into the box labeled Chloe Smith (CONSERVATIVE PARTY).
>Everyone around me is English.
>All the Labour voters are still in bed because they have no job.
>Get back into my car.
>Enjoy the 15 minute drive to work, arriving 45 minutes early.
>Already at work when all the Corbyn voters are waking up bleary eyed and wondering when their girlfriend will be home from her big night out with the "girls" last night. If she doesn't hurry she'll miss Jeremy Kyle.
>Spend 8 hours as a productive member of society, while the Corbyn voters are posting on Facebook rallying the comrades and converting undecided voters by saying "Tory scum" and "but she wants to privatise the NHS" repeatedly.
>Get comfy on /brit/ and switch on the TV while the Corbyn voters change out of their pyjamas and shower, ready to head down the polling station at 21:59 and then whine about the queue.
Feels good lads.
Hudson Gomez
Purchased two bags of weed but only returned with one
think I dropped one in sainsburys
Ayden Williams
She has her own wing in the White House and a clothing line now.
Nolan Baker
She looks familiar, yet I cannot name her...
Ryder Young
You fucked up lad.
Caleb Anderson
0-5 voting tory
6-9 voting labour
doubles voting radical lib dems