>me be
>have 8.5/10 step sister
>we live in Hawaii
>Jan, 13 or 14th of this year (i forgot)
>parents go out on date and staying the night at some resort for something
>me and step sister are watching TV
>Get missile threat on phone
>so does sister
>go into basement and start calling dad and step mom
>no answer
>call again
>no answer
>do this 4 more times
>"user what are we gonna do?!?!"
>"I mean since we are gonna die, i don't wanna be a virgin"
>she takes off her PJ bottoms and we make out
>rock hard
>feelsgoodman.bmp
>we get naked
>fucksheishot.png
>we fuck
>fuck this bitch with all the power of the north Korea
>ask her if i can cum in her
>"were gonna die so why not?"
>cum in her
>fast forward to now
>shit is awkward as fuck
>mfw she is pregnant
>mfw the whole family knows
>mfw my parents wont get a abortion
>mfw i had a missile baby
what do Sup Forums?
pic related
Me be
Go buy some cigarettes
cont.
>we still fuck cause she said I was good
parents don't know
Post pic?
Bump
I hope this is true.
You win all the internet
sounds fake m8 sry
>Missile baby
Kek.
pic of her test with sup or don't bother
name him Tom A. Hawk
Fake
This is too perfect, no way it’s real
kek
Not real
>winning teh internetz
What is this, 2006?
we got the phone alert at like 8am
0/10 didn't even try
north Korea's meme magic got real. Kek
Do ur parents usually go on dates at 7am fag?
Raise that kid, bear some responsibility.
i would try to prove it to you guys but she isn't home that is why i am posting this, i just need help on how to cope with it, not here to "win the internet"
we stay up hell of fucking late
too good to be true
audibly laughed
>What is this, 2006?
As if you children ever produced anything of worth.
as long as its not a nigger or jew
Who cares. It’s your step sister. She shouldn’t be off limits just because your parents made poor life choices and needed to remarry.
Gl, fag.
...
>didnt get plan B pill immediately
fake and gay
Oh look a bunch of people that haven't seen the better version of this.
Apologise , tell them you're sorry you went ballistic.
its like I'm a time traveler!
Took me a while, but this is fucking hilarious
so we are just gonna ignore this huh?
well at least doing that keeps the thread alive.
This. I don't see a problem here.